One Wish

yourclothes

i wish buffy summers never came to sunnydale

As7

I wish for a new sig.

Oh...wait.

Your dreams really can come true.

B.C.

Jigrah wrote: »

I'd definitely wish to be able to read peoples minds. You could be the most manipulative successful bastard ever.

I don't even have to be a malevolent genie to tell you how this one turns out.

Jigrah

B.C. wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

I'd definitely wish to be able to read peoples minds. You could be the most manipulative successful bastard ever.

I don't even have to be a malevolent genie to tell you how this one turns out.

I guess there should be a clause for a turn off option.

Lucky Cynic

If I had a wish it would have to make everyone furries.


Or make it rain custard... either of which would cause utter chaos.

Charles Kinbote

if i had one wish it would be that every movie theatre, tv screen and computer screen would be playing rush hour 2 all the time

Jacques L'Homme

B.C. wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

I'd definitely wish to be able to read peoples minds. You could be the most manipulative successful bastard ever.

I don't even have to be a malevolent genie to tell you how this one turns out.

Yeah, but that's only if that monkey's paw/ Murphy's law shit is applied.

Charles Kinbote

Jacques L'Homme wrote: »

B.C. wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

I'd definitely wish to be able to read peoples minds. You could be the most manipulative successful bastard ever.

I don't even have to be a malevolent genie to tell you how this one turns out.

Yeah, but that's only if that monkey's paw/ Murphy's law shit is applied.

no his entire point is that reading minds would automatically fuck your life

i mean it would be nice but it would ruin everything

the ability to have anyone believe any lie you tell would be nice, though

that would also fuck your life, I suppose

As7

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

If I had a wish it would have to make everyone furries.


Or make it rain custard... either of which would cause utter chaos.

Yeah I don't know what to make of that one.

yourclothes

maybe if wild horses was the only song ever written

Jigrah

As7 wrote: »

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

If I had a wish it would have to make everyone furries.


Or make it rain custard... either of which would cause utter chaos.

Yeah I don't know what to make of that one.

I think he doesn't have any furry buddies to hang out with.

Hes lonely, and hungry.

yourclothes

couldn't drag me away

slow

If I had one wish, I would go back in time and slip Lowtax a switchblade right before his boxing match with Uwe Boll.

Wait, do I really only get one?

Filler Inc.

Zonkytonkman wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

Zonky, did you break your junk?

What's the story?

A mans junk should never break, it should be like a well oiled machine.

Oh god.

I didn't get it until I saw the name of the image.

But oh god.

My friend got one of those.

Why would you do that?

yourclothes

i am the lord's

Zonkytonkman

i dunno.

seemed like a fun idea.

Filler Inc.

I know what you mean, when someone asks 'Who wants to pay me to stab their dick?', I know I'm the first in line.

Zonkytonkman

heh.

i dunno. i wanted to try piercings for a while, didn't think i'd have the guts to get two, but i hate things that aren't symmetrical.

slow

Just pierce something you only have one of.

Zonkytonkman

well, we are talking about the piercing that i currently have in my penis, so i think perhaps you are behind the ball

Jigrah

Zonkytonkman wrote: »

heh.

i dunno. i wanted to try piercings for a while, didn't think i'd have the guts to get two, but i hate things that aren't symmetrical.

I hear the back of the neck bar piercing is fun times.

slow

Reading threads before you post in them shows weakness

Gafoto

slow wrote: »

Just pierce something you only have one of.

Just do the nose please.

TankHammer

Jigrah wrote: »

As7 wrote: »

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

If I had a wish it would have to make everyone furries.


Or make it rain custard... either of which would cause utter chaos.

Yeah I don't know what to make of that one.

I think he doesn't have any furry buddies to hang out with.

Hes lonely, and hungry.

Hungry like the wolf.


Anyway Cynic, if everyone became a furry I'm pretty sure you would no longer feel special or content to be a furry and would then have to develop your own, even more outrageous sub-culture/artificial minority to occupy.

B.C.

Kantankeris wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

As7 wrote: »

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

If I had a wish it would have to make everyone furries.


Or make it rain custard... either of which would cause utter chaos.

Yeah I don't know what to make of that one.

I think he doesn't have any furry buddies to hang out with.

Hes lonely, and hungry.

Hungry like the wolf.


Anyway Cynic, if everyone became a furry I'm pretty sure you would no longer feel special or content to be a furry and would then have to develop your own, even more outrageous sub-culture/artificial minority to occupy.

Like...not furries?

Muggins

Kantankeris wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

As7 wrote: »

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

If I had a wish it would have to make everyone furries.


Or make it rain custard... either of which would cause utter chaos.

Yeah I don't know what to make of that one.

I think he doesn't have any furry buddies to hang out with.

Hes lonely, and hungry.

Hungry like the wolf.


Anyway Cynic, if everyone became a furry I'm pretty sure you would no longer feel special or content to be a furry and would then have to develop your own, even more outrageous sub-culture/artificial minority to occupy.

A human in a furry world, if you will.

TankHammer

Fleshies perhaps.

Campion

yourclothes wrote: »

i wish buffy summers never came to sunnydale

What? No, you poop in the doodle thread, you can't make reference to excellent Buffy episodes.

Muggins

Man I hope I get my tablet tomorrow.

As7

Zonkytonkman wrote: »

heh.

i dunno. i wanted to try piercings for a while, didn't think i'd have the guts to get two, but i hate things that aren't symmetrical.

Pretty sure I'm going to get my left eyebrow pierced again, soon.

testtube

all american government spending is placed in the military and we have spaceships publically known by the end of the decade. and moon bases, Space Americans.

[ink]

As7 wrote: »

Zonkytonkman wrote: »

heh.

i dunno. i wanted to try piercings for a while, didn't think i'd have the guts to get two, but i hate things that aren't symmetrical.

Pretty sure I'm going to get my left eyebrow pierced again, soon.

piercing is weird

even just standard ear piercing

i mean come on what the hell it's weird

Cold Salmon and Hatred

my wish would that it would rain poop from the sky

and everyone'd be like ewww i'm covered with poop

Muggins

Guys help wish that my tablet arrives in the mail tomorrow.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

veretas my wish is that it shows up at my house instead of yours

Muggins

Zot I already promised campion I'd draw him first but I'll have eat you in it.


Prepare to be


disappointed

Cold Salmon and Hatred

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo draw me second then

As7

I wish I had a new ava...oh wait...there my wishes go again. Coming true.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

Curse your artistic ability

I'd frankly rather be good at art then anything else

It's really a talent I wish I had

testtube

Koshian wrote: »

testtube wrote: »

all american government spending is placed in the military and we have spaceships publically known by the end of the decade. and moon bases, Space Americans.

what

that is crazy

you are crazy

crazy

no, it would be crazy if the military made killer bunnies with all the money. and use hamsters as grenades.