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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I NOW KNOW YOUR NAME, ALEXANDER.VOLK

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the dot is essential!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Attract more hot women

    In the latest federal election of January 23, 2006,quarter mile to 4 1/2 furlongs that bring experience toin captivity. Syed Agha had been killed in front of him

    As you add more volume to your package, you'll spend plenty of unforgettable nights!
    Get ready for permanent enlargement of your dearest part of the body!




    Italian journalist freed by Afghan captorsBloc Qubcois support Canadian budget, Liberals, NDPlunch, chatting with the boys. He was walking aroundMarco Boerries, who works as a senior vice president ofbut they would not come. According to China, North Koreaand mothers that exists again in us, but all sorts of

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  • andrewandrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Get ready for permanent enlargement of your dearest part of the body![/b]

    Oh man, I always wanted a larger duodenum.

    andrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I know someone who fell for the classic nigerian prince scam. it was pretty sad. He's still in denial about it.

    Riale on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
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    man, at least fucking spam me in a language I can understand

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's all those Japanese porn websites you go to, Dru.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's all those Japanese porn websites you go to, Dru.
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    Damnit image code fucking work damnit.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Dear CareerBuilder Employer Customer

    Update Your Account Information

    Because of unusual number of invalid login attempts on your account, there might be some security problem on your account. So we have decided to put an extra verification process to ensure your identity and your account security. Please click on the following link to continue the verification process and ensure your account security.

    htt p://mexicandrugstor.com/?

    It is all about your security. Thank you.

    Oh right...Career Builder's easy to remember URL mexicandrugstor.com...but wait, it's secretly hiding the nefarious htt p://bestanxietydrugs.com/? url in there when I convert the email to plaintext! Wow they almost caught me out with the totally legitimate looking fake URL hiding the other url that probably redirects to ivestolenyourwalletwhatthefuckareyougunnadoaboutitbitch.com.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The only remotely-funny SPAM emails I had were one claiming to offer me a $500 gift certificate to Olive Garden and another claiming that "Your Debts Could Make you Rich!!!".

    They're both from the same guy. He must have a special machine that converts debt into gift certificates because there are 2 other emails from him that are offering them to me.

    $500 can buy a lot of blowjobs I bet.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Alot of you look stupid it seems.

    I'm not honestly surprised by this.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
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    I got the same spam mail, sept mine is from Friedrich Nina.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, a $500 Olive Garden gift card?

    Do the unlimited soup and salad and breadsticks and you're set for dinner for like half a year!

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    $500 can buy a lot of blowjobs I bet.

    TFS accepts gift cards?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's all those Japanese porn websites you go to, Dru.
    bullshit
    I don't like sideways cooters

    Druhim on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's all those Japanese porn websites you go to, Dru.
    bullshit
    I don't like sideways cooters

    this is the worst news I've gotten all day

    Vixx on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    $500 can buy a lot of blowjobs I bet.

    TFS accepts gift cards?

    She could give them out at Christmas time maybe.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    It's kinda sad how misspelled most of the words are.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's all those Japanese porn websites you go to, Dru.
    bullshit
    I don't like sideways cooters

    There was this one kid in high school who believed that Asians in general had sideways cooters. I can only wonder now if he was serious or just trying to pull someones leg.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's all those Japanese porn websites you go to, Dru.
    bullshit
    I don't like sideways cooters

    this is the worst news I've gotten all day
    don't be silly dear, there's no way my back would meet your exacting standards even if it weren't so hairy

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    $500 can buy a lot of blowjobs I bet.

    TFS accepts gift cards?

    She could give them out at Christmas time maybe.

    Secret satans.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's all those Japanese porn websites you go to, Dru.
    bullshit
    I don't like sideways cooters

    this is the worst news I've gotten all day
    don't be silly dear, there's no way my back would meet your exacting standards even if it weren't so hairy

    I would've made allowances

    and imagined what it must've looked like half a century ago

    Vixx on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's all those Japanese porn websites you go to, Dru.
    bullshit
    I don't like sideways cooters

    this is the worst news I've gotten all day
    don't be silly dear, there's no way my back would meet your exacting standards even if it weren't so hairy

    I would've made allowances

    and imagined what it must've looked like half a century ago
    and my heart grew three sizes that day!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's all those Japanese porn websites you go to, Dru.
    bullshit
    I don't like sideways cooters

    this is the worst news I've gotten all day
    don't be silly dear, there's no way my back would meet your exacting standards even if it weren't so hairy

    I would've made allowances

    and imagined what it must've looked like half a century ago
    alternatively:

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hahahahaha Dru <3

    Vixx on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Except she's not imagining what he looked like 50 years ago. She's imagining how filthy rich she'll be when he croaks.

    whoops

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My yahoo email account has some 3915 unread messages and apparently according to sender 'd' I can become a psychologist ONLINE

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, you know what though, if I was that old and decrepit I'd be willing to give my children's inheritance to a stripper. I mean hell, they should have been helping their old man get his bone on in the first place, little ingrates.

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  • General NemoGeneral Nemo The Mighty Shame Church for DogsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, I never get spam.

    Like ever.

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    I had a Nigerian scammer try to get me to send a shitty old computer to Nigeria through a local buy and sell website.

    They're getting desperate.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    General Nemo - Not even popular enough for Spam.

    Ruckus on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bombardier wrote: »
    I had a Nigerian scammer try to get me to send a shitty old computer to Nigeria through a local buy and sell website.

    They're getting desperate.

    He was probably going to send you a money order for $2500 to cover shipping costs and then you can just Western Union him the rest back.

    Ruckus on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm seriously thinking of just deleting my old email adress and getting a new one

    I've had that old one since my mid teens and it's pretty much nothing but a spam magnet by now

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Japanese skinny?! I thought that was only possible in my dreams!

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    RedZero wrote: »
    Found this one when I got to work today. Who actually falls for these things

    that one forumer dude's mom who gave away like 10,000 as a deposit on her "brazillian lottery winnings"

    whoa whoa whoa

    what

    clearly you do not forget Veretas and the terrible horrible no good very bad day?

    even in australia

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  • JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    How many spam mails do you guys actually have in the trap? 1194 here 8-)

    also,
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    just 15. I am good at keeping my name off those lists.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
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    It's kinda sad how misspelled most of the words are.

    I think that's usually done on purpose to try to get around spam filters.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
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    I dunno, I liked him in that movie where he could travel in time and change things.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
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    Okay there's a sort of contradiction in subtlety here

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