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TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lame.

    TL DR on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lame.
    Eat shit and die; Wheezer is awesome.

    Hacksaw on
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't get it.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't get it.

    Hash Pipe

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Lame.
    Eat shit and die; Wheezer is awesome.

    No u

    TL DR on
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This Moment of Truth show sucks.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    A friend told me that Johnnie Walker Blue Label blended whiskey is actually a blend of other expensive whiskeys that weren't up to the manufacturer's standards.

    Anyone know if there is truth to that?

    Doc on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Is it wheezer or weezer.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It is definitely not Wheezer

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh good lord.

    I just read the most epic thread I have ever seen on a forum. Basically, a complete retard slut started posting on a forum I was on about a year ago. She got banned for being a racist dolt, and went onto a forum closely related to that one. tl;dr, the entire forum made up a fake T&A competition in order to post pictures of her that she had willingly spread over the internet in order to get her to leave. It was glorious.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    Oh good lord.

    I just read the most epic thread I have ever seen on a forum. Basically, a complete retard slut started posting on a forum I was on about a year ago. She got banned for being a racist dolt, and went onto a forum closely related to that one. tl;dr, the entire forum made up a fake T&A competition in order to post pictures of her that she had willingly spread over the internet in order to get her to leave. It was glorious.

    Is she good looking?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh, wow, that was forever ago

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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    For real, how cna family members be proud of this guy and/or appluad for him? This is horrid, but I can't find the remote.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    Oh good lord.

    I just read the most epic thread I have ever seen on a forum. Basically, a complete retard slut started posting on a forum I was on about a year ago. She got banned for being a racist dolt, and went onto a forum closely related to that one. tl;dr, the entire forum made up a fake T&A competition in order to post pictures of her that she had willingly spread over the internet in order to get her to leave. It was glorious.

    Is she good looking?

    Totally fugly. Apparently, she was an art student who used to do modeling so she's comfortable enough in her body to spread her legs on webcams for nice people on the internet.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    People on the Internets need to say "epic" less.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Lame.
    Eat shit and die; Wheezer is awesome.

    that new "pork and beans" song blows.

    JebusUD on
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    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Oh good lord.

    I just read the most epic thread I have ever seen on a forum. Basically, a complete retard slut started posting on a forum I was on about a year ago. She got banned for being a racist dolt, and went onto a forum closely related to that one. tl;dr, the entire forum made up a fake T&A competition in order to post pictures of her that she had willingly spread over the internet in order to get her to leave. It was glorious.

    Is she good looking?

    Totally fugly. Apparently, she was an art student who used to do modeling so she's comfortable enough in her body to spread her legs on webcams for nice people on the internet.

    If she was ugly I don't see whats so glorious about it.

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Lame.
    Eat shit and die; Wheezer is awesome.

    I find this post awesomely hilarious

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Lame.
    Eat shit and die; Wheezer is awesome.

    I find this post awesomely hilarious

    So do I.

    Much love, Hacks, but that's not how you spell Weezer. Also, Weezer blows.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Oh good lord.

    I just read the most epic thread I have ever seen on a forum. Basically, a complete retard slut started posting on a forum I was on about a year ago. She got banned for being a racist dolt, and went onto a forum closely related to that one. tl;dr, the entire forum made up a fake T&A competition in order to post pictures of her that she had willingly spread over the internet in order to get her to leave. It was glorious.

    Is she good looking?

    Totally fugly. Apparently, she was an art student who used to do modeling so she's comfortable enough in her body to spread her legs on webcams for nice people on the internet.

    If she was ugly I don't see whats so glorious about it.

    Because the whole thing was perfectly planned through a series of PMs and IMs and culminated in a really horrible person being made a complete show of.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    A friend told me that Johnnie Walker Blue Label blended whiskey is actually a blend of other expensive whiskeys that weren't up to the manufacturer's standards.

    Anyone know if there is truth to that?

    Blue Label? No way, they're thinking of Red.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This Moment of Truth show sucks.

    Is that the new one on FOX where they hook some dumb chap up to a lie detector and ask them humiliating questions in front of a thousand people?

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Oh good lord.

    I just read the most epic thread I have ever seen on a forum. Basically, a complete retard slut started posting on a forum I was on about a year ago. She got banned for being a racist dolt, and went onto a forum closely related to that one. tl;dr, the entire forum made up a fake T&A competition in order to post pictures of her that she had willingly spread over the internet in order to get her to leave. It was glorious.

    Is she good looking?

    Totally fugly. Apparently, she was an art student who used to do modeling so she's comfortable enough in her body to spread her legs on webcams for nice people on the internet.

    If she was ugly I don't see whats so glorious about it.

    Because the whole thing was perfectly planned through a series of PMs and IMs and culminated in a really horrible person being made a complete show of.

    Don't you kids have better things to do with your time? :P

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This Moment of Truth show sucks.

    Is that the new one on FOX where they hook some dumb chap up to a lie detector and ask them humiliating questions in front of a thousand people?

    I like the idea actually. Greedy? Admit to some shit you don't want folks to know!

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This Moment of Truth show sucks.

    Is that the new one on FOX where they hook some dumb chap up to a lie detector and ask them humiliating questions in front of a thousand people?

    I thought it was pretty good on Sky One, mainly since they got family members to ask the questions.

    "Have you ever had sex with anyone older then your mother?"
    "Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?"
    "Have you bragged about how often you do your girlfriend?"

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Being married and going on that show seems tantamount to filing for divorce

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    A friend told me that Johnnie Walker Blue Label blended whiskey is actually a blend of other expensive whiskeys that weren't up to the manufacturer's standards.

    Anyone know if there is truth to that?

    Well, it is a blend of other expensive whiskies. No idea about them not being up to standards. Seems unlikely though. They blend them together to get a certain flavor, and that might be hard to do if the whiskies were inconsistent.

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    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Being married and going on that show seems tantamount to filing for divorce

    what kind of things have you been doing?

    JebusUD on
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    but they're listening to every word I say
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    This Moment of Truth show sucks.

    Is that the new one on FOX where they hook some dumb chap up to a lie detector and ask them humiliating questions in front of a thousand people?

    I thought it was pretty good on Sky One, mainly since they got family members to ask the questions.

    "Have you ever had sex with anyone older then your mother?"
    "Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?"
    "Have you bragged about how often you do your girlfriend?"

    Well, those are fairly embarrassing, but also mostly harmless, I think. The questions I saw being asked in the previews were like, a wife asking a husband, "Have you ever cheated on me?" Another one was a fat person asking the guy "Do fat people repulse you?"

    Yeah, pretty sleazy.

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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Being married and going on that show seems tantamount to filing for divorce

    "Have you ever knwoingly falsified a medical report?"
    "Yes."


    Pretty much. I felt horrible for the last guy's girlfriend, because after that it turned into this:

    "While dating her have you ever give another girl your number?"
    "Yes."
    "Want to elaborate on that?"
    "No."

    "Do you think she's the prettiest girl you've ever dated?"
    "No."

    "Do your parents hate her because of her religion?"
    "Yes."

    "Would you marry her if it meant never talking to your family again?"
    "No."

    "YOU WON 100,000 DOLLARS!"

    And he goes and hugs his family happily and she looked ready to cry and they cut to commercial with a "congrats!"

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Not cool, Greeper. I work very hard to absorb as much American pop-culture as I can.

    Like, for instance, I just wiki'd Candyman.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Being married and going on that show seems tantamount to filing for divorce

    what kind of things have you been doing?

    It doesn't matter. If she doesn't leave you for what you did to her, she'll leave you after you lose your job for what you did there.

    TL DR on
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Being married and going on that show seems tantamount to filing for divorce

    what kind of things have you been doing?

    It doesn't matter. If she doesn't leave you for what you did to her, she'll leave you after you lose your job for what you did there.

    You know, women aren't necessarily as mercenary as pop culture may have you believe :P

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Lame.
    Eat shit and die; Wheezer is awesome.

    that new "pork and beans" song blows.

    You blow.

    Hacksaw on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This Moment of Truth show sucks.

    Is that the new one on FOX where they hook some dumb chap up to a lie detector and ask them humiliating questions in front of a thousand people?


    Announcer: "Welcome to Moment of Truth, Carol Ann. Now, you know how this game works: We've selected 21 out of 50 questions you answered recently and know which answers you gave were true and which were false. We're going to ask you these questions and as we ask more and more, they will get progressively more personal. Now, let's go to your first question."

    Carol Ann: "Alright."

    Announcer: "Question 1: Do you like eggs?"

    Carol Ann: "Mmm...yes, I suppose...yes, I do."

    Voice-Over: "That answer is true."

    Audience: *raucous clapping*

    Announcer: "Question 2: Have you ever fantasized about letting your boss - who is in the audience tonight - fuck you doggie style on your desk while everyone in your office watches?"

    Carol Ann: "Mmm...yes, I suppose...yes, I have."

    Voice-Over: "That answer is..."

    *dramatic pause*

    Voice-Over: "...True"

    Audience: *raucous clapping*

    Announcer: "Whew! Good job Carol Ann! Now on to Question Three: Have you secretly tried to poison your husband every day for the past 7 years, since before you were even married?"

    Carol Ann: "Mmm...yes, I suppose...yes, I have."

    Voice-Over: "That answer is...true."

    Husband: D:

    Audience: *raucous clapping*

    Announcer: "Wow, I was worried for a second there, I thought you were going to flub up on that one. Now, Chuck - your husband's name is Chuck, right? Chuck doesn't know he's been secretly being poisioned for the past 7 years, does he."

    Carol Ann: "Nope!"

    Audience: *raucous laughter*

    Announcer: "Ah well, at least you're three questions away from winning 10,000 dollars! On to Question Four: Do you like Frosted Flakes, Carol Ann?"

    Carol Ann: "Mmm...yes, I suppose...yes, I do."

    Voice-Over: "That answer is...FALSE."

    Audience: *loud collective groan*

    Announcer: "Sorry, Carol Ann, and you were doing so well too! Why do you think the lie detector caught you in a lie?"

    Carol Ann: "Mmm...yes, I suppose...yes, I guess I really do like Frosted Flakes. Shrug."

    Announcer: "Well thanks to the forty commercials we spliced in, that'll wrap it up for this week's The Moment Of Truth. Until next time, where you won't BELIEVE what the man reveals! (Hint: HE MAY NOT EVEN BE A MAN!!!!!!!!!"

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Being married and going on that show seems tantamount to filing for divorce

    "Have you ever knwoingly falsified a medical report?"
    "Yes."


    Pretty much. I felt horrible for the last guy's girlfriend, because after that it turned into this:

    "While dating her have you ever give another girl your number?"
    "Yes."
    "Want to elaborate on that?"
    "No."

    "Do you think she's the prettiest girl you've ever dated?"
    "No."

    "Do your parents hate her because of her religion?"
    "Yes."

    "Would you marry her if it meant never talking to your family again?"
    "No."

    "YOU WON 100,000 DOLLARS!"

    And he goes and hugs his family happily and she looked ready to cry and they cut to commercial with a "congrats!"

    that's awesome

    Casual Eddy on
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My best friend just told me she might be pregnant and wants me to be the godfather. o_O

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Being married and going on that show seems tantamount to filing for divorce

    "Have you ever knwoingly falsified a medical report?"
    "Yes."


    Pretty much. I felt horrible for the last guy's girlfriend, because after that it turned into this:

    "While dating her have you ever give another girl your number?"
    "Yes."
    "Want to elaborate on that?"
    "No."

    "Do you think she's the prettiest girl you've ever dated?"
    "No."

    "Do your parents hate her because of her religion?"
    "Yes."

    "Would you marry her if it meant never talking to your family again?"
    "No."

    "YOU WON 100,000 DOLLARS!"

    And he goes and hugs his family happily and she looked ready to cry and they cut to commercial with a "congrats!"

    that's awesome

    It's really not when it's very closely applicable to your own situation :P

    At least I know that my boyfriend's parents would never stoop so low as to force him to choose between them and me.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    they don't want to you marry a gaijin?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My best friend just told me she might be pregnant and wants me to be the godfather. o_O

    My best friend wanted me to be the Godfather for one of her sons but she's Russian Orthodox and he's Jewish and there's no consensus yet about the little one getting baptized. There are reasons she wants him baptized which I won't go into here.

    On the "being asked to be a Godfather" front though, even if you're not religious, it's a pretty big honor I think. I mean it depends on the person but it seemed to mean a real lot to my friend - that she trusts me and respects me. I don't think it should be a o_O situation for you at all - I think you should feel honored.

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