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Documentaries (none of that gay ass fiction in here)
The Lovely Bastard
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Documentaries are fucking rad, and you know it.
It's like reality TV, but in movie form!
They are totally true stories, and the shit really happened in them.
Wrap your heads around that.
The things really happened!
No bullshit!
They really happened!
Here are some fuckawesome documentaries you should see.
Dig is about a band with a shitty attitude failing spectacularly. Also, The Dandy Warhols if you are into that kinda gay vagina music. The failure is awesome, though.
The Boondock Saints is a terrible movie, and if you like it you are as big of an asshole as Troy Duffy, the star of this movie about little guy losing to the giant corporations. Because he deserves it. Pricks are good entertainment!
GG Allin is the greatest man to have ever lived, and this proves it. Lots of unimpressive wangs and beating of women!
Man just read the title. You know you are watching it!
Wooooo. Heavy Metal Parking Lot! This proves that you didn't have to be gay to like metal in the 80's!
and of course, the best Documentary of all
Now I know what you're saying.
Charles Bronson's name isn't Paul Kersey.
And clearly his family was never raped and murdered.
This is true.
The real story is Bronson went on a fucking shooting spree, so they made a movie around it .
You know this is true.
Okay, now post your favorite documentaries or just talk about how the only ones worth mentioning are in this
post!
It's like reality TV, but in movie form!
They are totally true stories, and the shit really happened in them.
Wrap your heads around that.
The things really happened!
No bullshit!
They really happened!
Here are some fuckawesome documentaries you should see.
Dig is about a band with a shitty attitude failing spectacularly. Also, The Dandy Warhols if you are into that kinda gay vagina music. The failure is awesome, though.
The Boondock Saints is a terrible movie, and if you like it you are as big of an asshole as Troy Duffy, the star of this movie about little guy losing to the giant corporations. Because he deserves it. Pricks are good entertainment!
GG Allin is the greatest man to have ever lived, and this proves it. Lots of unimpressive wangs and beating of women!
Man just read the title. You know you are watching it!
Wooooo. Heavy Metal Parking Lot! This proves that you didn't have to be gay to like metal in the 80's!
and of course, the best Documentary of all
Now I know what you're saying.
Charles Bronson's name isn't Paul Kersey.
And clearly his family was never raped and murdered.
This is true.
The real story is Bronson went on a fucking shooting spree, so they made a movie around it .
You know this is true.
Okay, now post your favorite documentaries or just talk about how the only ones worth mentioning are in this
post!
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i've accepted my fate
you know
tg yeah
if you say otherwise you're a bigot
i was just about to post a picture of a documentary about titties
And yet, a must watch.
is that I personally know people who would watch that movie and see nothing wrong with it
you made this
exact same post
the last time we talked about jesus camp
The woman who runs the camp had no complaints about it at all. She felt as if she was portrayed accurately, the shocking thing is that she has no problem with it.
Being from North Dakota, I had never even heard about that camp. I was shocked to hear it was filmed here.
the scariest thing about jesus camp is that I know people who would watch that movie and see nothing wrong with it
also most of the documentaries I posted have titties.
because goddamn I need some titties.
Is waiting patiently in my Netflix.
The look on customer's faces when they see that minimized in the taskbar.
Also, mutha fucka jerked it like 20 times a day
Lick a documovie.
Or Patton?