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Monster of the Week - Gibbering Orb

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
GIBBERING ORB

A GIBBERING BEAST IS AN OOZELIKE CREATURE covered with eyes and mouths. It serves little purpose beyond spreading murder and madness, mouthing nonsensical yet disturbing verses.

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Level 27 Solo Controller

Huge aberrant magical beast
XP 55,000
Initiative +22, Senses Perception +20; all-around vision, darkvision

Merciless Eyes aura 5; at the start of each enemy’s turn, if that creature is within the aura and in the gibbering orb’s line of sight, the gibbering orb uses one random eye ray power against that creature.

HP 1,230; Bloodied 615
AC 41; Fortitude 33, Reflex 39, Will 40

Saving Throws +5
Speed fly 8 (hover)
Action Points 2

Bite (standard; at-will)
+30 vs. AC; 4d6 + 10 damage, and the mouth detaches from the gibbering orb and makes a new bite attack against the target each round at the start of the gibbering orb’s turn. When the mouth misses, it drops off and turns into useless, dead gray flesh.

Gibbering (free, once on its turn before it takes other actions; at-will) ✦ Psychic
Close burst 10; deafened creatures are immune; +29 vs. Will; the target is dazed until the end of the gibbering orb’s next turn.

Eye Rays (standard; at-will) ✦ see text
The gibbering orb can use two different eye ray powers (chosen from the list below or rolled randomly). Each power must target a different creature. Using eye rays does not provoke opportunity attacks.
  1. Mindcarving Ray (Psychic): Ranged 10; +30 vs. Will; 2d8 + 12 psychic damage, and the target is dazed (save ends).
  2. Flesheating Ray (Necrotic): Ranged 10; +30 vs. Fortitude;2d8 + 12 necrotic damage, and ongoing 10 necrotic damage(save ends).
  3. Bonewarping Ray: Ranged 10; +30 vs. Fortitude; 2d8 + 12 damage, the target is weakened (save ends).
  4. Bloodfeasting Ray: Ranged 10; +30 vs. Refl ex; 2d8 + 12damage, and ongoing 10 damage (save ends).
  5. Farsending Ray (Psychic, Teleportation): Ranged 10; +30vs. Reflex; the target is briefly transported to the Far Realm,reappearing in the same space (or the nearest unoccupied spaceif that space is occupied) at the end of the gibbering orb’s next turn. Upon its return, the target takes 2d8 + 12 psychic damage and takes a –5 penalty to saving throws until the end of the encounter.
  6. Souleating Ray (Necrotic): Ranged 10; +30 vs. Will; the target is slowed (save ends). First Failed Save: The target is immobilized instead of slowed (save ends). Second Failed Save: The target dies.
Alignment Unaligned
Languages —
Str 27 (+21) Dex 28 (+22) Wis 15 (+15)
Con 22 (+19) Int 17 (+16) Cha 31 (+23)

Gibbering Orb Tactics
A gibbering orb keeps its distance, attacking enemies with its eye rays while gibbering each round as a free action. It uses its action points to make additional eye ray attacks. If forced into melee combat, it makes bit attacks, detaching its mouths and retreating as they continue biting foes.

Gibbering Beast Lore
A character knows the following information about gibbering beasts with a successful Dungeoneering check.

DC 15: Gibbering beasts spontaneously arise when creatures, especially sentient ones, die in a place touched by the Far Realm.
DC 20: For the most part, gibbering beasts speak nonsense. Occasionally, a gibbering beast speaks an intelligible word or phrase, usually mingled with its mad gibbering. The word or phrase could be a clue or warning, or it could just be something of no importance whatsoever.
DC 25: Gibbering orbs are denizens of the Far Realm that wander the planes and the places between, consuming living creatures. Although they appear insane, gibbering orbs are perversely rational, and they pursue secret objectives all their own.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Sup.

    Oh, not much, just spreading murder and madness.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well, that's...that's just really unpleasant, isn't it?

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Can there be a contest to make this with the Spore Creature Creator?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lovecraftian monsters all up ins

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    and i thought the beholder was scary

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    we haven't even begun to dig into the scary shit, son

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  • StationaryStationary Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That picture is going to haunt my dreams :|. I do so love these monster of the week threads though.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this guy was not in the Dungeons and Dragons movie

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Things like this are why adventurers have no problem trying to make things extinct.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Oh my god it is like a more badass gibbering mouther

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rank hasn't even touched on the devils yet. Wait till you guys come across War Devils. Going to need multiple changes of pants.

    Those guys actually report to other devils...so just mull on that for a while.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Do hags, hags are hot until they turn back into hags. Then they're uggers. I think it is bog hags who can turn into hot ladies, the others are uggers ladies. Bog hags!

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This is a good monster.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Or Phanes.

    Motherfuckers, you do not want to cross paths with a Phane.

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mmm looks like delicious

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Do hags, hags are hot until they turn back into hags. Then they're uggers. I think it is bog hags who can turn into hot ladies, the others are uggers ladies. Bog hags!
    go back to africa

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what kind of secret objectives do they pursue Rank

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Do hags, hags are hot until they turn back into hags. Then they're uggers. I think it is bog hags who can turn into hot ladies, the others are uggers ladies. Bog hags!
    go back to africa

    I ain't even been to Africa.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    they want to touch your penis.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    GIS for bog hags turned up this
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cunt mother whore cuntucker pusscunt...

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    I want to use the word puscunt now. Especially seeing as the word pus fucks with my friend for unknown reasons.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    That's not an orb, that's evil Yivo.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I had a friend who got really uncomfortable when anyone said the word "pustule." Like, if anyone wanted the chair she was sitting in, all they had to do was say "pustule" four or five times and she'd give in just to make them stop.

    It made her a valuable asset during games of Monopoly.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The word "nibble" in the context of food, spoken by anyone other than a child makes me froth with rage and twitch in the eye

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh god don't say pustule five times the results are monstrous

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    don't pull that shit with me, that rash was there before you said anything

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Isn't there supposed to be a clear gender bias as to whether someone finds the word "moist" or "used" more unpleasant?

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The word "Hastur" makes me twitch. I'm quite unsure why....

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    how did you know about my rash

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    USEDHASTURNIBBLEPUSTULEMOISTITMOUSE

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Meet Mr. and Mrs. Gibbering Orb!

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This beast's potential for oral sex is staggering.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    This beast's potential for oral sex is staggering.
    you really need to get laid, dude

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The word "Hastur" makes me twitch. I'm quite unsure why....

    I think Hastur is an Old One. Don't say his name three times. He will eat you.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    4e is really fucking cool but I hope you don't start limiting yourself to just 4e beasties.

    There are some freaky fuckers in previous versions that haven't made the conversion yet.

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  • StraythStrayth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh kewl i'll just throw my level 3 fighter at it and--

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    That's right.
  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ochre Jellies, anyone?

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