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SE++ and the art of lovemaking
Brolo
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The Fire Below
Participants: 2
Difficulty: Medium
Take a pack of red or pink lubricated condoms and wash off any factory-applied lube. Carefully apply hot sauce to the outside of the condom sheath, and then roll it back up into the original ring shape. Using a glue gun or hot press, re-seal the condom inside its original packaging.
Leave the condoms at your girlfriend's house.
Break up with your girlfriend and wait.
The Greek
Participants: 2
Difficulty: Easy
Stick it in the butt.
The Bait and Switch
Particpants : 3 (at least two males)
Difficulty : Expert
While in front of a window, start making love to your partner from behind. As they approach orgasm, tag in your friend to switch places without your sex partner knowing. Leave the room quietly and get dressed.
Walk out in front of the window and wave hello to your partner.
Participants: 2
Difficulty: Medium
Take a pack of red or pink lubricated condoms and wash off any factory-applied lube. Carefully apply hot sauce to the outside of the condom sheath, and then roll it back up into the original ring shape. Using a glue gun or hot press, re-seal the condom inside its original packaging.
Leave the condoms at your girlfriend's house.
Break up with your girlfriend and wait.
The Greek
Participants: 2
Difficulty: Easy
Stick it in the butt.
The Bait and Switch
Particpants : 3 (at least two males)
Difficulty : Expert
While in front of a window, start making love to your partner from behind. As they approach orgasm, tag in your friend to switch places without your sex partner knowing. Leave the room quietly and get dressed.
Walk out in front of the window and wave hello to your partner.
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Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, make a point of not tipping the waitress.
what
participants: limitless
difficulty: ginger
sit and scowl at everyone
listen to cher
repeat
Tie your partner to a chair, obscure your partner's vision, and cover your partner in gasoline. Dip your hand in wet cement, ball it into a fist and let it dry.
When it is dry, set your partner on fire and fist fuck as much as needed with stone hand until the screaming stops.
Fixed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj1nJzQPVYA
Difficulty: Moderate
Sit alone.
Masturbate.
Cry. Scowl. Swear. Bleed.
"Gosh gee willikers, this is gonna be fantastic"
difficulty: only as troublesome as you make it
After complimenting your partner multiple times, become light headed and faint
Violently try to shove your penis into your partner's belly button. When your partner suggests that you might be doing the whole sex thing wrong, become filled with self-righteous indignation and accuse them of being a sheep.
Difficulty: Very Easy
Fall in love with girls that are taken.
Will you stttooooooppppp
Difficulty: Varies on appearance.
Maintain your virginity indefinitely.
Difficulty: Not for the faint of heart. In fact, few survive
Indescribable, but some liken it to punching out a shark while wrestling a bear while playing a wicked guitar solo riding a rocket car off a cliff with the Soviet national anthem blaring in the background. Some report explosions and cuddling with a substance akin to sandpaper that can tear the meat right off your bones.
Difficulty: depends on availability of materials
Insert a live squid into your anus
wasn't he the DDR Gif guy
yes
Stick it a tenth of the way in the butt
apparently he has an ED article now
Participants: 2
Difficulty: Hard (medium with a stupid chick/dude)
Begin in the "doggy" position with yourself on top. As you approach climax, pull out and drip a dollop of saliva on your partners back. If desired, simulate sounds of sexual satisfaction. Continue to stimulate yourself and flip partner around to face you. Deliver payload in partner's eye and laugh deviously.
This works on several levels
i've always heard of this called the houdini
philly freakout sounds stupid
man that's the angry pirate
You're right. Houdini is much better. I had just never heard it called anything else.
during love making say "I have AIDS", and see how long you can keep it in
everybody knows this one though, right