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Giant Eddie Murphy Head is Retiring

FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
It seems that this guy:

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has finally gotten enough money to be happy and will stop doing shitty movies.

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/06/30/eddie-murphy-is-retiring-our-prayers-have-been-answered/
Axel Foley wrote:
I have close to fifty movies and it's like, why am I in the movies? I've done that part now. I'll go back to the stage and do stand-up.

Hurrah. His standup has a good chance of sucking after all this time, but hey as long as he stops making all the crap he's made in the last decade and a half.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    YAY!

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that's kind of depressing

    I think he's a funny guy who just can't seem to get cast in movies that don't suck anymore

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sunovabitch he still has like four more movies

    dammit eddie

    dammit

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    He peaked at Coming to America.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I hope they sell that thing

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i thought this thread was about the guy who drives the giant eddie murphy head around

    i was sad

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Funny thing is I just heard a rumor about him doing another Beverly Hills Cop.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    i thought this thread was about the guy who drives the giant eddie murphy head around

    i was sad
    do you see a car in that picture

    huh

    huh

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The nation mourns the passing of the Giant Eddie Murphy Head.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    What was that terrible movie where he played a guy from pluto or some shit

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I heard he doesn't like his old awesome movies, and prefers his more recent stuff.

    So it's possible he is mentally ill.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the funniest was when he fucked up on SNL

    and he yelled at the audience

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    What was that terrible movie where he played a guy from pluto or some shit

    plutonash.jpg

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    eddie-murphy-willie-wonka.jpg

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    Please step into the Giant Eddie Murphy Head so we can talk business

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fari have you experienced the GEMH?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    those who enter the Giant Eddie Murphy Head without a spirit of humility and supplication are struck down dead

    that is the price of angering the Giant Eddie Murphy Head

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    let's just say i stopped praying to joe pesci

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
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    Please step into the Giant Eddie Murphy Head so we can talk business

    waaaaaaaaaaaat

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    He peaked at Coming to America.

    And after that peak he jumped off a cliff.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Eddie Murphy is actually a Skrull.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    following the Giant Eddie Murphy Head would be amazing

    all around the country

    looking at the Giant Eddie Murphy Head's encouraging smile as you tailgate it down Rt. 66

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So what is the giant Eddie Murphey head gonna do now

    Giant Bill Paxton head

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Giant Bernie Mac Head

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    So what is the giant Eddie Murphey head gonna do now

    Giant Bill Paxton head

    Nah, it would keep getting confused with the Giant Bill Pullman Head.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Giant Ice-T Head

    Rappin' down the turnpike

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Giant Cuba Gooding Jr. Head

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You know what I would idolize

    A motherfuckin' Bill Murray head

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Nothing can approach the holy glory that is the Giant Eddie Murphy Head.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You know what I would idolize

    A motherfuckin' Bill Murray head
    that goes without saying

    i would literally make the pilgrimage

    walk if i have to

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Or maybe a big replica of Sean Connery's genitals

    This will be the best parade this towns ever seen

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Giant Cuba Gooding Jr. Head

    god

    what the hell happened to him

    he took part in a sequel to a bad movie in a role eddie murphy opted not to reprise

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Giant Cuba Gooding Jr. Head

    god

    what the hell happened to him

    he took part in a sequel to a bad movie in a role eddie murphy opted not to reprise
    fuck if i know
    but he WAS in american gangster

    also men of honor was a great movie

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    They wanted to make a Giant Conan O'Brian head, but making his head any larger than it already is would have been a traffic hazard.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    of course you're a girl dragon

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Delirious is probably the funniest stand up routine I have ever seen. Gut fucking busting hilarious.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    They wanted to make a Giant Conan O'Brian head, but making his head any larger than it already is would have been a traffic hazard.
    i wonder if they can construct his forehead as a geodesic dome

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Delirious is probably the funniest stand up routine I have ever seen. Gut fucking busting hilarious.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7kP35jI7Go

    i love this so much

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Look at that goddamned outfit. The bit about his dad all drunk and belligerant is the best part.

    Guy's Michael Jackson is solid

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    He's still going to do a Beverly Hills Cop IV

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