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New and improved cattle class flights...

trevelliantrevellian Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
I can't believe this is a true thing, it must be a late April fools joke oder?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/weblogs/aviation-security/2008/Jul/01/want-some-torture-with-your-peanuts/

Passenger bracelet that allows flight crew to tazer "unruly" people..


o_O

The FOX news video clip down the page is *awesome sauce*

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Perhaps more amusing, on the NPR comedy news quiz show, when asked which of three situations was more believable, this one ranked under a story about carriers eliminating lavatories on flights of 2 hours or less.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Really they should just sedate people on flights, it'd make them more bearable and remove the need for this kind of hilarity.

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  • RitchmeisterRitchmeister Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    "Every airline passenger would be tracked by a government-funded GPS"

    Scaremongering much? They are on a fucking plane, it's not like they are going anywhere....

    Well other than the destination of the plane.

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Maybe if they integrated this with handcuffs or something, it would have possible applications for detaining prisoners. So maybe the technology isn't so useless.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    "Every airline passenger would be tracked by a government-funded GPS"

    Scaremongering much? They are on a fucking plane, it's not like they are going anywhere....

    Well other than the destination of the plane.

    How the hell would this even work? Is GPS + tracking software really that accurate/effective? Would they have a security monitor on the plan who would man the desk?

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  • trevelliantrevellian Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Maybe if they integrated this with handcuffs or something, it would have possible applications for detaining prisoners. So maybe the technology isn't so useless.

    My amused reaction wasn't to the technology itself, but to the idea of using it on airline passengers. What next? A collar given to schoolchildren that zaps them if they try to leave the school grounds without authorisation?

    As for using it on people in handcuffs....er....aren't they already restrained from the fact that they are in, you know, handcuffs?

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The bracelets are inactive until a hijacking situation presents itself, which isn't quite so bad as I thought it was. Still seems an unnecessary burden; the vast majority of people are not terrorists, and as a foreigner I'm not sure I would ever want to board a plane with this technology. It's just kind of insulting, really.

    Plus, the airlines will make us pay an extra fee for the pleasure of being zapped :P

    I do see how this could be used for other detaining purposes, though.

    edit: people in handcuffs sometimes escape/run away.

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  • NumiNumi Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Perhaps this is the way they will be handling the loss of the inflight movie system, instead we get to watch belligerent drunks flop around on the floor :P

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  • trevelliantrevellian Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    James wrote: »
    people in handcuffs sometimes escape/run away.

    If a policeman/security guy gets outrun by a man in handcuffs he should be considering another line of employment.

    Plus

    a) I thought all your mob rode horses?

    b) This was in America and that lot all carry guns anyway, bullets go much faster than a man, even when he's running.

    :P

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    trevellian wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    people in handcuffs sometimes escape/run away.

    If a policeman/security guy gets outrun by a man in handcuffs he should be considering another line of employment.

    Plus

    a) I thought all your mob rode horses?

    b) This was in America and that lot all carry guns anyway, bullets go much faster than a man, even when he's running.

    :P

    Shit happens, and it will deter people from even attempting escape. Most cops are fit, but don't act like you've never seen a fat one :P

    a) Even if we used horses, it would be very difficult to chase someone through a city on horse. I guess they use horses in areas where they have an advantage over automobiles, and in parade, but I think that's it.

    b) Our police carry guns, but I'm pretty sure that if a police officer shot at an unarmed, handcuffed person they would be charged for it.

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  • GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Are there more cases of handcuffed people getting away or more cases of police officers abusing their position?

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Glal wrote: »
    Are there more cases of handcuffed people getting away or more cases of police officers abusing their position?

    I'm not saying it's a problem, and you're probably right, but it's a possible use for the technology.

    edit: according to Bureau of Justice Statistics, there were 2002 arrest-related deaths from 2003 through 2005. Homicide by law enforcement was the leading cause of 55% of those deaths. Of those 55%, 36% attempted to escape or flee custody. To escape custody one must be in custody, and even though the number of people is small (~350), they might not have died with this new technology used in handcuffs (though perhaps the American stance on this is different considering that capital punishment is still used in some areas).

    For comparison: the FBI show 380 law enforcement officers killed in the line of duty, 159 of which were homicides, and 174,760 assaults on officers, in the same time frame.

    edit2: In 1998, 6,530 people escaped from state prisons, the majority of whom simply walked away from community corrections facilities. It's not like they're not found, but GPS devices could certainly help find them faster.

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Obviously I would never get on a flight that forced me to wear a tracking device, but would anyone really be against a tracking device, like an RFID chip, in your boarding pass that allowed someone to both detect where you are and come get you if you're about to miss your flight for whatever reason and also track down your boarding pass if you lose it?

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm very confused by the statement by Lamperd Less Lethal (right below the film clips). It's overall just corporate boilerplate, with this sentence inserted in the middle: "The F-16 on the wing-tip is not to reassure the passengers during a hijacking, but rather to shoot them down."

    What the hell? Is this implying that these things can summon fighter jets?

    It's also amusing that the stewardess can use a laser pointer to activate them, and the pointer only needs to be within 10 inches of the bracelet. Meaning that anyone else whose wrist happens to be within a foot...like, you know, a hostage...will be zapped also.

    I think a much simpler idea would be to adapt those light-up-and-buzz things that chain restaurants like Applebee's use. That way, if someone gets out of line, they'll be distracted by the thought of Chipotle |Jack Chicken Niblets or whateverthefuck and be pacified. Only a true madman would continue his quest for martyrdom in the face of Chipotle Frozen 'Ritas and Needlessly Small Fucking Cheesburgers.

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  • trevelliantrevellian Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GoodOmens wrote: »
    I'm very confused by the statement by Lamperd Less Lethal (right below the film clips). It's overall just corporate boilerplate, with this sentence inserted in the middle: "The F-16 on the wing-tip is not to reassure the passengers during a hijacking, but rather to shoot them down."

    What the hell? Is this implying that these things can summon fighter jets?

    It's also amusing that the stewardess can use a laser pointer to activate them, and the pointer only needs to be within 10 inches of the bracelet. Meaning that anyone else whose wrist happens to be within a foot...like, you know, a hostage...will be zapped also.


    Nah the F-16 thing is that if a plane is hijacked then it is standard response that an armed fighter gets scrambled in case they decide to shoot the plane down instead of letting it be deliberately flown into a populous area (not a decision I would like to have to make).

    First things I though of when I read the further posts and watched the videos were:

    a) All this assumes mr. terrorist plays along and keeps his bracelet on when he decides to start the hijack attempt.

    b) In the future I am not travelling anywhere without my laser pointer, just so I can see if I can zap someone.

    c) If someone figures it out they have just been handed a way to completely nullify the entire passenger list in one go.


    I see the "security expert" in the vid clip immediately went for the "we could tag paedophiles so this thing went off if they got near a school!"[1] scaremongering fuckwit. Also noticed the presenter didn't seem to mind this bracelet being forced onto people 'suspected' of things (ie currently innocent).


    [1] I think he was referring to an alarm and not the tazer thing...but still.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I really don't think terrorist hijackings are frequent enough to warrant this sort of overprotectiveness. Nor do I think that if the time comes this will work at all.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I really don't think terrorist hijackings are frequent enough to warrant this sort of overprotectiveness. Nor do I think that if the time comes this will work at all.

    Don't worry. The government will just spend millions trying to determine if it is a good idea or not, then abandon the project.

    Damn, that's not really any better, is it?

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    If this is real, and it looks like it might be, it should be very embarrassing. Even in the rare event that there was a use for the bracelets, why would a potential terrorist not have the forethought to circumvent the wrist band? If you put them on every person on every flight its not like it would be hard to get one and reverse engineer it, or simply take/cut it off during the hijacking. If anything, the hijackers would have an easy way to shock every other passenger senseless, making their job easier.

    And can we please make showing the September 11th videos solely for fear mongering/marketing a felony?

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    The DHS has horrible ideas all the time, and they almost never get off the ground. Remember TIPS?

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Citizen you have nothing to fear if you follow the rules.

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I think they're just going to use it so they know when to turn on the cameras in the lavatory so they can catch people fucking and sell the avis on the internet.

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The first time one of those goes off without reason will be the last time anyone will have to wear them. Airlines can only take so many million-dollar settlements.

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Archgarth wrote: »
    The first time one of those goes off without reason will be the last time anyone will have to wear them. Airlines can only take so many million-dollar settlements.
    Would some jackass attending Purdue saying "don't tase me bro" over and over again through the whole flight be considered a valid reason?

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Aside from that, we are supposed to believe that remote-controlled tasers/GPS/tracking devices are okay to use on airplanes, but not cell phones or iPods (during take-off and landing, anyway)?

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Perhaps more amusing, on the NPR comedy news quiz show, when asked which of three situations was more believable, this one ranked under a story about carriers eliminating lavatories on flights of 2 hours or less.

    Uh, plenty of "ultra budget" airlines - ones that focus exclusively on short-distance flights - around the world do this. It turns out that when you can cram in four-five more passengers on a plane, you can save a lot of money.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ege02 wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Perhaps more amusing, on the NPR comedy news quiz show, when asked which of three situations was more believable, this one ranked under a story about carriers eliminating lavatories on flights of 2 hours or less.

    Uh, plenty of "ultra budget" airlines - ones that focus exclusively on short-distance flights - around the world do this. It turns out that when you can cram in four-five more passengers on a plane, you can save a lot of money.

    and occasionally end up with one or more passengers sitting next to a baby with a full diaper for as long as two hours, but who minds?

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fuck it man, you get what you pay for.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Good point.

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Daedalus wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Perhaps more amusing, on the NPR comedy news quiz show, when asked which of three situations was more believable, this one ranked under a story about carriers eliminating lavatories on flights of 2 hours or less.

    Uh, plenty of "ultra budget" airlines - ones that focus exclusively on short-distance flights - around the world do this. It turns out that when you can cram in four-five more passengers on a plane, you can save a lot of money.

    and occasionally end up with one or more passengers sitting next to a baby with a full diaper for as long as two hours, but who minds?

    Oh, I'm sure they mind it. It turns out however that it's an acceptable situation for a lot of people who are trying to save money and/or are in a hurry (since these flights are like every hour).

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    trevellian wrote: »

    Nah the F-16 thing is that if a plane is hijacked then it is standard response that an armed fighter gets scrambled in case they decide to shoot the plane down instead of letting it be deliberately flown into a populous area (not a decision I would like to have to make).

    Well, yeah, I knew that...it just seemed very incongruous in a statement about the bracelets.

    The first time one of these malfunctions, or a pilot zaps the wrong person, would result in the FAA, TSA, DHS and the airline being sued to oblivion. Which would be amusing to watch from a distance, but wouldn't be a positive situation for anyone.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daedalus wrote: »

    and occasionally end up with one or more passengers sitting next to a baby with a full diaper for as long as two hours, but who minds?

    The baby, presumably.

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  • AdrienAdrien Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GoodOmens wrote: »
    trevellian wrote: »

    Nah the F-16 thing is that if a plane is hijacked then it is standard response that an armed fighter gets scrambled in case they decide to shoot the plane down instead of letting it be deliberately flown into a populous area (not a decision I would like to have to make).

    Well, yeah, I knew that...it just seemed very incongruous in a statement about the bracelets.

    There's a lot you don't know about bracelets.

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    edited July 2008
    ege02 wrote: »
    Daedalus wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Perhaps more amusing, on the NPR comedy news quiz show, when asked which of three situations was more believable, this one ranked under a story about carriers eliminating lavatories on flights of 2 hours or less.

    Uh, plenty of "ultra budget" airlines - ones that focus exclusively on short-distance flights - around the world do this. It turns out that when you can cram in four-five more passengers on a plane, you can save a lot of money.

    and occasionally end up with one or more passengers sitting next to a baby with a full diaper for as long as two hours, but who minds?

    Oh, I'm sure they mind it. It turns out however that it's an acceptable situation for a lot of people who are trying to save money and/or are in a hurry (since these flights are like every hour).

    I could see myself doing this if it meant I could see my friends in Seattle an extra two or three times per year.

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  • An AngelAn Angel __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    HOLY shit this is orwellian, but

    it has made me wonder why technology like this isn't built into handcuffs?

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    edited July 2008
    An Angel wrote: »
    HOLY shit this is orwellian, but

    it has made me wonder why technology like this isn't built into handcuffs?

    Tasers are cheaper and more versatile.

    Usually you need to stun somebody before you put the cuffs on them.

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    soo... you have 300 people on a plane, you've never seen any of them before, how exactly are you going to know whom to shock?

    People, particularly unruly people, get up and move about on airplanes, so seat numbers aren't exactly helpful. Any sort of attempt to match faces to bracelets would likely work poorly, but with hilarious results.

    Not sure what method of communication they would use, but I'm pretty sure I could jury rig a laptop to make use of it. Which certainly seems like it would help to pass the time.
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Really they should just sedate people on flights, it'd make them more bearable and remove the need for this kind of hilarity.
    Sedated people don't need nearly as much personal space, you could stack them like cord wood, more so. I'm sure the airlines would love it. Those little O2 breather dealies they already have on the planes work well with laughing gas, though there might be some sort of obscure FAA regulation against bringing it on a plane.

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GungHo wrote: »
    Archgarth wrote: »
    The first time one of those goes off without reason will be the last time anyone will have to wear them. Airlines can only take so many million-dollar settlements.
    Would some jackass attending Purdue saying "don't tase me bro" over and over again through the whole flight be considered a valid reason?

    Nah, I just figure the first one that goes off randomly on someone with a pacemaker will be enough. Or the first one that doesn't stop shocking someone throughout a cross-country flight, and causes them to wet themselves.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I really don't think terrorist hijackings are frequent enough to warrant this sort of overprotectiveness. Nor do I think that if the time comes this will work at all.


    Do we need any more proof that you're a terrorist?


    Clearly, only a terrorist would have a problem with wearing a shock bracelet.

    Honestly, if they did this I would never board a plane ever again.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That was a funny joke guys. Good thing it isn't real. Nothing like that would ever happen after all the lessons we have learned from history.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Uhhh. This isn't chat. :x (edit)

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