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Operation: Scorched Earth (aka Operation: Scorched Balls)

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man i can't take advantage of no drunk ginger

    i'll never be able to forgive myself for the butt tonguings

    this has to be the scariest mental image ever

    my sew\\eat is like bufaloo sauce

    you know it hurts

    but you can't get enough!

    my mind is caving in

    anjin i don't think i was offering to lick your anus

    i hope i wasn't

    i think i was referring to someone else!
    Keith wrote: »

    woudl you like your butthole tonguesd

    it's called a rimjob

    are you into that

    i cna hook youup

    Calamity Jane on
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  • BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The hair will just grow back thicker and darker.

    Oh that's just an old wives' tale.

    Is it? Look at this!

    Wha- what is that?

    Look at it! Look at it!

    Bbaj on
  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    It would be funny if you could flat-iron your pubes.

    get them all nice and straight. I dont think it would work, though.

    I'm not willing to risk dong-burns to get straight pubes.

    Fabricate on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    It is an old wives' tale.

    Defender on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man i can't take advantage of no drunk ginger

    i'll never be able to forgive myself for the butt tonguings

    this has to be the scariest mental image ever

    my sew\\eat is like bufaloo sauce

    you know it hurts

    but you can't get enough!

    my mind is caving in

    anjin i don't think i was offering to lick your anus

    i hope i wasn't

    i think i was referring to someone else!
    Keith wrote: »

    woudl you like your butthole tonguesd

    it's called a rimjob

    are you into that

    i cna hook youup

    i said i can hook you up! there's a difference!!

    Garlic Bread on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man i can't take advantage of no drunk ginger

    i'll never be able to forgive myself for the butt tonguings

    this has to be the scariest mental image ever

    my sew\\eat is like bufaloo sauce

    you know it hurts

    but you can't get enough!

    my mind is caving in

    anjin i don't think i was offering to lick your anus

    i hope i wasn't

    i think i was referring to someone else!
    Keith wrote: »

    woudl you like your butthole tonguesd

    it's called a rimjob

    are you into that

    i cna hook youup

    i said i can hook you up! there's a difference!!

    with the way you used it, i'm pretty sure there isn't.
    I'm gonna start calling you Bufaloo

    neville on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    well now i feel dirty for saying drunk keith was adorable in that other thread

    bongi on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    you're into some gross stuff, bongi

    neville on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    it was that post about him not knowing where his glass was in that thread

    in this thread it is butt lickings

    bongi on
  • Sgt. PilcherSgt. Pilcher regular
    edited July 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    It took about two hours and I ruined a pair of scissors, a razor, and pretty much the entirely of my upstairs bathroom.

    What did you do to change your life today?

    I read this thread... and then thought what the scissors and razor looked like after the deed.

    D:
    :winky:

    Sgt. Pilcher on
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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I just use an old beard trimmer I have since, y'know, I'm not allowed to grow a beard anymore. There's no need to slash and burn, man, you just gotta prune a little.

    Defenestrator on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    I just use an old beard trimmer I have since, y'know, I'm not allowed to grow a beard anymore.

    what

    neville on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    federal laws getting stricter

    Raneados on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    When I was a kid, I used to think the "Department of the Interior" handled regulation for decorating your houses.

    neville on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    When I was a kid, I used to think the "Department of the Interior" handled regulation for decorating your houses.

    hahaha that is so cute

    too bad there aren't people that do that

    cause really some people need the guiding hand

    Sara Lynn on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville you were always a gay then

    Raneados on
  • bowlofpetuniasbowlofpetunias Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I wondered why the president's secretaries were always old men... especially when my dad's secretary was so hot. 7 year-olds shouldn't normally have sexual fantasies, right?

    bowlofpetunias on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bowlofpetunias wrote: »
    I wondered why the president's secretaries were always old men... especially when my dad's secretary was so hot. 7 year-olds shouldn't normally have sexual fantasies, right?

    I did. They weren't very detailed, though.

    Defender on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    neville you were always a gay then

    No, it was from a cheeseburger.
    I was like "mmm, ladies" then I ate it.
    Then I liked dongers.

    Be careful.

    IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

    neville on
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  • bowlofpetuniasbowlofpetunias Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    what did this cheeseburger look like? I had one that looked like a dinosaur once... did it look like a dinosaur? Please tell me it didn't look like a dinosaur.

    bowlofpetunias on
  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fabricate wrote: »
    It would be funny if you could flat-iron your pubes.

    get them all nice and straight. I dont think it would work, though.

    I'm not willing to risk dong-burns to get straight pubes.

    Allegedly this is actually a genetic trait. I have never witnessed it for myself, but have a friend who swears this is the situation with his woman.

    Because asking to see his wifes pubes would make me feel just a tiny bit awkward.

    Wiley on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bowlofpetunias wrote: »
    what did this cheeseburger look like? I had one that looked like a dinosaur once... did it look like a dinosaur? Please tell me it didn't look like a dinosaur.

    :(

    neville on
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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Wiley wrote: »
    Fabricate wrote: »
    It would be funny if you could flat-iron your pubes.

    get them all nice and straight. I dont think it would work, though.

    I'm not willing to risk dong-burns to get straight pubes.

    Allegedly this is actually a genetic trait. I have never witnessed it for myself, but have a friend who swears this is the situation with his woman.

    Because asking to see his wifes pubes would make me feel just a tiny bit awkward.

    Like seriously this would be the most hilarious thing to see.

    just some genitals with flowing silky locks.

    seriously.

    Fabricate on
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  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Wiley wrote: »
    Fabricate wrote: »
    It would be funny if you could flat-iron your pubes.

    get them all nice and straight. I dont think it would work, though.

    I'm not willing to risk dong-burns to get straight pubes.

    Allegedly this is actually a genetic trait. I have never witnessed it for myself, but have a friend who swears this is the situation with his woman.

    Because asking to see his wifes pubes would make me feel just a tiny bit awkward.

    Like seriously this would be the most hilarious thing to see.

    just some genitals with flowing silky locks.

    seriously.

    He said it freaked him out at first, because it was straight and he thought she did something to make it like that.

    Wiley on
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  • bowlofpetuniasbowlofpetunias Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    bowlofpetunias wrote: »
    what did this cheeseburger look like? I had one that looked like a dinosaur once... did it look like a dinosaur? Please tell me it didn't look like a dinosaur.

    :(


    fuck, I like dongs, don't I?

    bowlofpetunias on
  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    I just use an old beard trimmer I have since, y'know, I'm not allowed to grow a beard anymore.

    what

    I use the beard trimmer because it doesn't have to touch my face since the military will not allow me to grow a beard.

    Defenestrator on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yep, just use the old bead trimmer I had around from when I used to run a goatee. Works like a charm.

    Weaver on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't see why it would be a big deal to use a beard trimmer on both your beard, and your crotch.

    As7 on
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  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    I don't see why it would be a big deal to use a beard trimmer on both your beard, and your crotch.

    Crabs.

    Wiley on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wiley wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    I don't see why it would be a big deal to use a beard trimmer on both your beard, and your crotch.

    Crabs.

    you shouldn't have crabs, they make special shampoos to kill those, wiley

    Raneados on
  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Wiley wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    I don't see why it would be a big deal to use a beard trimmer on both your beard, and your crotch.

    Crabs.

    you shouldn't have crabs, they make special shampoos to kill those, wiley

    They're easy pets to take care of.

    Wiley on
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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I think people just have a weird thing about mixing crotch with face.

    its still you , it isn't gay get over it.

    Fabricate on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Just clean it a little between trims.

    Though I'm guessing you don't even care if your face hair gets on your crotch hair.

    As7 on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    It's called segregation.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    It's called segregation.

    Separate but equal, but we all know the crotch gets the shitty razor while the face gets the Mach 3.

    Wiley on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Wiley wrote: »
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    It's called segregation.

    Separate but equal, but we all know the crotch gets the shitty razor while the face gets the Mach 3.
    Yes, but the crotch gets a lot more attention to detail in the long run.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I don't understand how you made a mess of your bathroom doing this

    the only answer could be that you might be retarded

    Pubic hair rained down like a ticker-tape parade.

    UPDATE: Oh my god my crotch is so fucking red and ewwww.

    Umaro on
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I don't understand how you made a mess of your bathroom doing this

    the only answer could be that you might be retarded

    Pubic hair rained down like a ticker-tape parade.

    UPDATE: Oh my god my crotch is so fucking red and ewwww.

    And now you wait for the 2 months it takes for your crotch to look normal again

    The Black Hunter on
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I don't understand how you made a mess of your bathroom doing this

    the only answer could be that you might be retarded

    Pubic hair rained down like a ticker-tape parade.

    UPDATE: Oh my god my crotch is so fucking red and ewwww.

    Cortisone is your only friend now.

    Trillian on

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    is this where i can get my balls scorched

    Fallout on
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