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When water fights turn nasty (punching girls for fun)

LouieLouie Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
So there was some mass waterfight organised on facebook that took place in Hyde park the other day.

It all started as some harmless fun until

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Yay this is fun, oh, no more water, I know I'll throw some tizer on this boy.

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She's still having fun, thinking "hee hee, chase me, spank me lalala". He doesn't look happy, that t-shirt cost him £3 from H&M and tizer is a bitch to get out in the wash.

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So yeah, she got a spanking, but not the one she was hoping for.

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He let's her know she'd better stay down.

So hitting girls is pretty low but what would you have done if she tizered you're favourite t-shirt?

Also, isn't it funny how these Myspace or Facebook arranged events always have some properly stupid shit happening. Here is the full article on all the other dumb stuff that happened when a water fight turned nasty!

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    she deserved it

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think we've all learned an important lesson about roid rage today.

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    there is nothing funny about wasting good water.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    wow what a shitstain

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Make sure you got the camera man after.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    its like he has his penis in his hands in the last photo

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    why is punching girls low

    are you a sexist

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  • LouieLouie Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    its like he has his penis in his hands in the last photo

    You don't get hard from punching girls?

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    eryu90 wrote: »
    there is nothing funny about wasting good water.

    Yeah but she was wasting Tizer. And he was wasting her.

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  • LouieLouie Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    why is punching girls low

    are you a sexist

    No, I mean if she's a really big girl and can take it then....

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This is why I dont go to hyde park.

    last time i went people were doing that oh my god hilarious trigger happy tv prank with the wet paint on your shoulder.

    it was fucking infuriating seeing them do it on like ten people in a row who all saw each other and expected it.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    looks like he's about to get raped by the black avengers

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The terrifying scenes came two weeks after teenager Frederick Moody-Boateng was murdered having attended a similar water pistol fight in Holland Park.
    Water fights in England are serious business

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Game turns nasty: The man begins chasing his victim." - Lmao.

    Seriously though, that guy would have my foot in his ass. Any man that lets another man punch a female like that and get away with it needs to turn his balls in to the proper authorities.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    nah the dude just thought he saw a bottle of kool-aid

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Green wrote: »
    The terrifying scenes came two weeks after teenager Frederick Moody-Boateng was murdered having attended a similar water pistol fight in Holland Park.
    Water fights in England are serious business

    weapon escalation dawg.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm gonna take the controversial "Everybody at a Facebook event deserves a fucking beatdown" position.

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    nah the dude just thought he saw a bottle of kool-aid

    hahaha

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    on a related note...

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This is the only time I approve of a parenthesis in a thread title

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Green wrote: »
    The terrifying scenes came two weeks after teenager Frederick Moody-Boateng was murdered having attended a similar water pistol fight in Holland Park.
    Water fights in England are serious business

    weapon escalation dawg.

    We start carrying water pistols, they buy raincoats.

    We start carrying supersoakers, they buy water balloons.

    A guy in a bat costume starts spraying them down with a waterhose...

    escalation.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    muffin top

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    next we build missiles that can hover in space and target 5 simultaneous locations with mini-waterbaloons that are just as powerful as 10 waterbaloons put together.

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  • LouieLouie Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm gonna take the controversial "Everybody at a Facebook event deserves a fucking beatdown" position.

    You should organise a super fun facebook party then when everyone arrives send Pik van Cleef and friends from Hard Target after them, I'm sure there is money to be made aswell.

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    He is smiling because he is thinking of hunting you down and gutting you.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    BAS RUDEN TO HOST FACEBOOK PARTY
    Public too frightened to say no, terrified to go

    Also in the news; return of the beloved headline format.

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh no his white t-shirt what's he gonna do now?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fugitive wrote: »
    Oh no his white t-shirt what's he gonna do now?

    choke a bitch

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    In his defense, the label of her bottle appears to be for spring water. She was fighting under a false flag, which denies her the usual protections of the rules of water war.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Game turns nasty: The man begins chasing his victim." - Lmao.

    Seriously though, that guy would have my foot in his ass. Any man that lets another man punch a female like that and get away with it needs to turn his balls in to the proper authorities.

    because all the girls need your manly protection right

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Game turns nasty: The man begins chasing his victim." - Lmao.

    Seriously though, that guy would have my foot in his ass. Any man that lets another man punch a female like that and get away with it needs to turn his balls in to the proper authorities.

    because all the girls need your manly protection right

    Dude that guys bicep was like as big as her waist.

    I mean I'm all for equality but man

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Game turns nasty: The man begins chasing his victim." - Lmao.

    Seriously though, that guy would have my foot in his ass. Any man that lets another man punch a female like that and get away with it needs to turn his balls in to the proper authorities.

    because all the girls need your manly protection right

    no, because you don't fucking do that shit.

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Game turns nasty: The man begins chasing his victim." - Lmao.

    Seriously though, that guy would have my foot in his ass. Any man that lets another man punch a female like that and get away with it needs to turn his balls in to the proper authorities.

    because all the girls need your manly protection right

    No, but in a state of "fun" some dude decides to knock a female down he needs to have reality re-centered for him. Excuse the fuck out of me for siding with the victim.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yeah this guy obviously has issues

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The terrifying scenes came two weeks after teenager Frederick Moody-Boateng was murdered having attended a similar water pistol fight in Holland Park.

    What the fuck

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    you didn't just side with her, you had to go all BIG MAN on this

    you could have made with a nonspecific foot in the ass

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Game turns nasty: The man begins chasing his victim." - Lmao.

    Seriously though, that guy would have my foot in his ass. Any man that lets another man punch a female like that and get away with it needs to turn his balls in to the proper authorities.

    because all the girls need your manly protection right

    god, you are the worst, most retarded troll.

    i hope you die in a cancer-related car fire.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    She probably snuck up on him.

    Like this.

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    you didn't just side with her, you had to go all BIG MAN on this

    you could have made with a nonspecific foot in the ass

    If you read what I posted you can see that not only did I declare a good "foot in ass" but I also expressed my disgust at some other dudes letting that shit happen. What is the point of having values if they are not enforced?

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    tip: never go to a water fight in England

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    all I'm saying is we need a picture of you to confirm that you're not just talking the talk

    you need to be able to walk the I'm sorry this is probably the dumbest thing I've typed this week

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