Some time after, mummies were found in Peru

Red ZoneRed Zone Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
Mummy 3 is one of the worst movies ever.

It is as bad as Hellboy and Planet of the Apes.



Who ever wrote the script should be banned from movies.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I saw Wanted last night.

    I was absolutely astounded how ridiculous that movie was.

    I mean I knew it was going to be stupid, but wow.

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    How could you say that about Hellboy.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also Hellboy was cool.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    wanted wasn't offensively stupid

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    wanted wasn't offensively stupid
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    THERE WAS A LOOM OF DESTINY.

    A FUCKING LOOM.

    THEY ARE SAYING MY POLY-WEAVE SHIRT CAN TELL THE FUTURE.

    NOT ONLY THAT IT TELLS THE FUTURE IN BINARY.

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  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    did you actually go into wanted not expecting something ridiculous?

    That was sort of the point

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    what the hell

    Hellboy was excellent

    ass

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hey now Blake to be fair

    LOOM was a great game

    ask me about it

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also Planet of the Apes remake had man on monkey relations so it was at least passable.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    ah c'mon blaket wanted was badass

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wanted is a movie you turn your brain off to watch. Like Doom.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    wanted wasn't offensively stupid
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    THERE WAS A LOOM OF DESTINY.

    A FUCKING LOOM.

    THEY ARE SAYING MY POLY-WEAVE SHIRT CAN TELL THE FUTURE.

    NOT ONLY THAT IT TELLS THE FUTURE IN BINARY.

    i think my mind fast forwarded through the bits that weren't shooting through sunroofs

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    as bad as hellboy?

    then I'll probably end up enjoying it

    how about compared to the previous mummy movies? the masterpieces they were

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Wanted is a movie you turn your brain off to watch. Like Doom.

    no

    shoot em up was a movie to turn your brain off

    Doom was just very very shoddy

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  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    hey now Blake to be fair

    LOOM was a great game

    ask me about it

    LOOM was a fantastic game viv

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    They say "Mummy" a lot in the previews

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    as bad as hellboy?

    then I'll probably end up enjoying it

    how about compared to the previous mummy movies? the masterpieces they were

    it's worse

    different director doing it

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    hey now Blake to be fair

    LOOM was a great game

    ask me about it

    Viv can you please tell me about LOOM? I hear it was a great game.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I keep meaning to Netflix Shoot 'Em Up.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Wanted is a movie you turn your brain off to watch. Like Doom.

    and like Doom it still sucks even with your brain off

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    They say "Mummy" a lot in the previews

    "Same mummy... TWICE!"



    Oh Brendan Frasier you dog.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Wanted is a movie you turn your brain off to watch. Like Doom.

    no

    shoot em up was a movie to turn your brain off

    Doom was just very very shoddy

    stop thinking shoot 'em up was good at all

    it sucked even if you put it like that

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    morgan freeman was esp. mediocre in this movie

    fucker just loves money

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    as bad as hellboy?

    then I'll probably end up enjoying it

    how about compared to the previous mummy movies? the masterpieces they were

    it's worse

    different director doing it

    that makes me sad

    well I sure hope the new starship troopers will be good!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Wanted is a movie you turn your brain off to watch. Like Doom.

    no

    shoot em up was a movie to turn your brain off

    Doom was just very very shoddy

    stop thinking shoot 'em up was good at all

    it sucked even if you put it like that

    incorrect

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Wanted is a movie you turn your brain off to watch. Like Doom.

    no

    shoot em up was a movie to turn your brain off

    Doom was just very very shoddy

    stop thinking shoot 'em up was good at all

    it sucked even if you put it like that


    Shoot 'Em Up was ridiculously amusing and you must have terrible opinions.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wanted was the most aggressively stupid piece of shit I've seen in years.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mummy was pretty terrible. I passed up The Dark Knight to watch The Mummy.
    Not that it was not my fault. I did not see The Dark Knight instead. My friends parents wouldn't let him be out late enough to see it.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    it's like you don't even understand what makes an action movie good

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    wanted wasn't offensively stupid
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    THERE WAS A LOOM OF DESTINY.

    A FUCKING LOOM.

    THEY ARE SAYING MY POLY-WEAVE SHIRT CAN TELL THE FUTURE.

    NOT ONLY THAT IT TELLS THE FUTURE IN BINARY.

    i think my mind fast forwarded through the bits that weren't shooting through sunroofs

    Because throwing a GRENADE into the sunroof wouldn't of been infinitely more practical.

    Oh and exploding rats.

    I bet you I can tell you how they were written in.

    Writer 1: "Hey man, want to smoke some weed?"

    Writer 2: "Sure dude."

    8 bongs later.

    W1: "Man those were some great doritos. Hey man I bet you ten dollars you can't write exploding rats into this movie."

    W2: "You're on man. We should go down to macdonalds and get some more food."

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    who the hell would think that this would be good

    who on earth

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    wanted wasn't offensively stupid
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    THERE WAS A LOOM OF DESTINY.

    A FUCKING LOOM.

    THEY ARE SAYING MY POLY-WEAVE SHIRT CAN TELL THE FUTURE.

    NOT ONLY THAT IT TELLS THE FUTURE IN BINARY.

    I was like, binary what

    is this ASCII-encoded prophecy? UTF-8?

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What are the opinions of Smokin' Aces? Similar to Shoot 'Em Up? They even have the whole shortened-words-with-an-apostrophe thing in common!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    it's like you don't even understand what makes an action movie good

    if i enjoy a movie it is good

    end of statement

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    wanted wasn't offensively stupid
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    THERE WAS A LOOM OF DESTINY.

    A FUCKING LOOM.

    THEY ARE SAYING MY POLY-WEAVE SHIRT CAN TELL THE FUTURE.

    NOT ONLY THAT IT TELLS THE FUTURE IN BINARY.

    I was like, binary what

    is this ASCII-encoded prophecy? UTF-8?

    i felt stupid for wondering this while watching that part

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    it's like you don't even understand what makes an action movie good

    if i enjoy a movie it is good

    end of statement

    but if you have bad taste then you like bad things

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    it's like you don't even understand what makes an action movie good

    if i enjoy a movie it is good

    end of statement

    clearly not true at all

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    McDonalds is so great stoned.

    So so great.


    The Rock is another great mindless action movie, bee-tee-dubs.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    What are the opinions of Smokin' Aces? Similar to Shoot 'Em Up? They even have the whole shortened-words-with-an-apostrophe thing in common!
    I liked Smokin' Aces.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    thorpe wrote: »
    McDonalds is so great stoned.

    So so great.


    The Rock is another great mindless action movie, bee-tee-dubs.

    The Rock is awesome. Plus you get sexy Sean Connery.

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