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I'm going to be an uncle!

the wookthe wook Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
I just found out that my brother's wife is pregnant. Which means they've been having sex and that's gross. 7 months before her vagina is ruined forever.

I'm so excited to have a niece / nephew that I can warp irreparably.

the wook on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Fuck her before her vagina is ruined gogogo

    Quetzi on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Uncle Wook.

    Cool.

    The_Scarab on
  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    better get the runt started on his first-trimester workout before time's up

    Fallout on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Congrats, Wook.

    May she give birth to a child that clocks in at 15 pounds and is already pushing up 50 pounds on the bench. A fine addition to your family of vikings.

    DrZiplock on
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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm an uncle, i'm 19 and my neice is 17. Weird.

    Urian on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tube taught me that women's nipples darken irreversibly after pregnancy

    Or maybe during

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    I'm an uncle, i'm 19 and my neice is 17. Weird.

    and I am your father

    Captain K on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited August 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    I'm an uncle, i'm 19 and my neice is 17. Weird.

    hit it

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If it's a boy, I'm going to convince my brother to name him after me. And if he doesn't, I'll do my best to make sure he turns out gay and then blame the name.

    the wook on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I oft wonder which of me and my brothers will be a father first

    I'm the longshot

    I'm not stupid enough to have one by accident and not financially secure enough to have one on purpose

    my little brother is the first and my older brother is the 2nd

    Raneados on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    IT'S ANYONE'S GAME FOLKS

    taking bets

    go go go go

    Raneados on
  • txttxt Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My First Weight Set

    txt on
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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    One of the best things is getting the kids high on a sugar rush and just as they are hitting the peak of the buzz you dump them off with their parents.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    congrats, The Wook

    are you going to volunteer to babysit the kid and teach him how to drink a beer and meet women

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My brother is sterile. I am the last hope for perpetuation of my family name.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hell no. kids smell like poo.

    also, they live like 3000 miles away, so 'just swinging by for a few hours' costs like $1000. And while I certainly bring skills to the table that would justify such an expenditure, babies are replaceable. if the babysitter fucks the kid up, just make another one.

    the wook on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    My brother is sterile. I am the last hope for perpetuation of my family name.

    I bet your last name is SillyNuggins

    Raneados on
  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    My brother is sterile. I am the last hope for perpetuation of my family name.

    I bet your last name is SillyNuggins

    Are you the guy who found my wallet?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    my dad keeps bugging me to meet a girl and have kids

    dude wants grandchildren for some reason

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    If it's a boy, I'm going to convince my brother to name him after me. And if he doesn't, I'll do my best to make sure he turns out gay and then blame the name.

    If it is a girl can you ask them to name her Soda?

    Fiz on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    My brother is sterile. I am the last hope for perpetuation of my family name.

    I bet your last name is SillyNuggins

    Are you the guy who found my wallet?

    I found a wallet

    I didn't look at the ID before I took out the cash and threw the remains in the river

    Raneados on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    my dad keeps bugging me to meet a girl and have kids

    dude wants grandchildren for some reason

    Naw

    He just thinks you're gay

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think my mom would kill herself if she found out she had grandchildren


    actually

    she kinda does

    hmmm

    Raneados on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    guys what if my parents adopted a girl

    then moved to a country

    and then sent her off to live with others in the original country because she was emotionally unstable and a danger but still paid for her upkeep an acted like parents to her

    then got divorced

    and the father moved back to said original country and kept in good contact while the mother kept in somewhat contact

    then said girl hit 18 and had a kid

    what would that situation be like from a relation standpoint

    Raneados on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c-sections are great

    ZeroFill on
  • QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    guys what if my parents adopted a girl

    then moved to a country

    and then sent her off to live with others in the original country because she was emotionally unstable and a danger but still paid for her upkeep an acted like parents to her

    then got divorced

    and the father moved back to said original country and kept in good contact while the mother kept in somewhat contact

    then said girl hit 18 and had a kid

    what would that situation be like from a relation standpoint

    Confusing

    Quirk on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I suddenly have a 15 year old stepsister

    people are strange

    ZeroFill on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Rape her

    Quetzi on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    boilerplate response

    ZeroFill on
  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I have a cousin, four years younger than I, who has four kids. I don't know what to call that...I mean, except "white trash"

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    boilerplate response

    Ahahaha

    Quetzi on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    I have a cousin, four years younger than I, who has four kids. I don't know what to call that...I mean, except "white trash"

    Rape her

    Quetzi on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quetzi stop encouraging rape

    don't tell us to do what you are too chicken to

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    uncle wook is going to be the one all the kids wrestle and giggle and it's great

    all grasping on to your feet as you try to walk to the other side of the room just loving it

    yourclothes on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    being an uncle is so rad

    Rankenphile on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't think those kids will be able to drag the wook very far

    Raneados on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Quetzi stop encouraging rape

    don't tell us to do what you are too chicken to

    Rape her

    Quetzi on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i am always going to regret that i will never get to be much more than the weak semicrippled uncle/father

    Kovak on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    i am always going to regret that i will never get to be much more than the weak semicrippled uncle/father

    can't you get a bionic something

    ZeroFill on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Kovak my crippled uncle is by far my favorite uncle

    Quetzi on
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