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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rust wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    In most countries you have a serving of meat a day at most.

    *head explodes* Really? Really? Man, that seems entirely alien to me.

    Instead of meat they usually eat...fruits and vegetables. Savages, I know.

    But really, it helps explain why the U.S. has so many fucking fatties as compared to the rest of the world.

    Well, that and our downright ludicrous concentration of sugar and high fructose corn syrup in foods. I've heard a lot of Europeans that say our food is almost repulsively sweet on first taste.

    High fructose corn syrup isn't good for you, but really the problem is eating obscence amounts of fatty meat more than anything. You won't get obese off just corn syrup (although you certainly will if you eat enough fatty junk that contains it).

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    In most countries you have a serving of meat a day at most.

    *head explodes* Really? Really? Man, that seems entirely alien to me.

    Instead of meat they usually eat...fruits and vegetables. Savages, I know.

    But really, it helps explain why the U.S. has so many fucking fatties as compared to the rest of the world.

    I'm not a "fucking fatty", but I love meat. I eat some kind of meat at almost, hell, every meal. Meat is about the only thing I like the taste of, especially rotisserie chicken.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rust wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    In most countries you have a serving of meat a day at most.

    *head explodes* Really? Really? Man, that seems entirely alien to me.

    Instead of meat they usually eat...fruits and vegetables. Savages, I know.

    But really, it helps explain why the U.S. has so many fucking fatties as compared to the rest of the world.

    Well, that and our downright ludicrous concentration of sugar and high fructose corn syrup in foods. I've heard a lot of Europeans that say our food is almost repulsively sweet on first taste.

    High fructose corn syrup isn't good for you, but really the problem is eating obscence amounts of fatty meat more than anything. You won't get obese off just corn syrup (although you certainly will if you eat enough fatty junk that contains it).

    No, but you will become hypoglycemic and die of insulin shock before you turn 30.

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  • LykouraghLykouragh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Are you really surprised that most people eat only one serving of meat a day? I usually have meat only in dinner. What are you eating at lunch, hamburgers and sloppy joes?

    Of course, I do live in the northwest, as mentioned above. And I think after reading that article I just became a vegan.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rust wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    In most countries you have a serving of meat a day at most.
    *head explodes* Really? Really? Man, that seems entirely alien to me.
    Instead of meat they usually eat...fruits and vegetables. Savages, I know.

    But really, it helps explain why the U.S. has so many fucking fatties as compared to the rest of the world.
    Well, that and our downright ludicrous concentration of sugar and high fructose corn syrup in foods. I've heard a lot of Europeans that say our food is almost repulsively sweet on first taste.
    High fructose corn syrup isn't good for you, but really the problem is eating obscence amounts of fatty meat more than anything. You won't get obese off just corn syrup (although you certainly will if you eat enough fatty junk that contains it).
    I'm going to have to ask for some sort of citation on that, because we've been eating shitloads of meat for decades, whereas our obesity rates correlate nigh-perfectly with our rate of consumption of HFCS.

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lykouragh wrote: »
    Are you really surprised that most people eat only one serving of meat a day? I usually have meat only in dinner. What are you eating at lunch, hamburgers and sloppy joes?

    Of course, I do live in the northwest, as mentioned above. And I think after reading that article I just became a vegan.

    I almost always skip breakfast, and for lunch and dinner my meals almost always follow this template: meat, bean or pea, side item. It doesn't help that I'm a picky eater and don't eat things like soup or whatever else normal people eat.

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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    In most countries you have a serving of meat a day at most.
    *head explodes* Really? Really? Man, that seems entirely alien to me.
    Instead of meat they usually eat...fruits and vegetables. Savages, I know.

    But really, it helps explain why the U.S. has so many fucking fatties as compared to the rest of the world.
    Well, that and our downright ludicrous concentration of sugar and high fructose corn syrup in foods. I've heard a lot of Europeans that say our food is almost repulsively sweet on first taste.
    High fructose corn syrup isn't good for you, but really the problem is eating obscence amounts of fatty meat more than anything. You won't get obese off just corn syrup (although you certainly will if you eat enough fatty junk that contains it).
    I'm going to have to ask for some sort of citation on that, because we've been eating shitloads of meat for decades, whereas our obesity rates correlate nigh-perfectly with our rate of consumption of HFCS.

    Yes, corn syrup is worse (or at least is at the rate we consume it) but at this point I think it's easier to get people to eat less meat than to get the entire U.S. food industry to change itself.

    I'd love it if we could ban HFCS, but US farming has become so based around corn that at this point I'm not sure it's even an option.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    Do people in other countries just not like meat for some reason?

    Meat is incredibly expensive to produce in the normal world. Raising, feeding, and housing the animal consumes time, energy, and space. It's only through extreme mechanization and rows of cages slightly larger than the animal held inside them that mass meat consumption becomes econimically feasible.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    High fructose corn syrup isn't good for you, but really the problem is eating obscence amounts of fatty meat more than anything. You won't get obese off just corn syrup (although you certainly will if you eat enough fatty junk that contains it).
    I'm going to have to ask for some sort of citation on that, because we've been eating shitloads of meat for decades, whereas our obesity rates correlate nigh-perfectly with our rate of consumption of HFCS.
    Yes, corn syrup is worse (or at least is at the rate we consume it) but at this point I think it's easier to get people to eat less meat than to get the entire U.S. food industry to change itself.

    I'd love it if we could ban HFCS, but US farming has become so based around corn that at this point I'm not sure it's even an option.
    End corn subsidies, and it goes away completely within a decade.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The fundamental problem is the same here as it is for pretty much every industry in the U.S.: we've created an incentive to break the law.

    We need to do a ground-up re-evaluation of pretty much every regulation on the books, and we need to set the fines based not on something arbitrary, but the following:

    1.5*X*1/Y=Z

    Where Z is the fine, X is the amount of money that can be saved by violating the regulation, and Y is the percentage of violations we estimate we'll catch.

    Issues with regulations include:

    You can never hire anywhere enough competent people to police everyone. It will never ever ever be in the budget or attractive enough to enough truly useful people.

    If you use fees to hire more people, it adds paperwork, weakens the economy, and increases the benefits of scoffing the law.

    Compliance failure and enforcement is often handled very poorly. Think cops with traffic ticket quotas, or punishing the fuck out of people who were honestly late to the party.

    Government abso-fucking-lutely sucks at informing complex regulated communities. This is especially true after something has been on the books for awhile and is no longer shiny and new and in the press.

    The bigger the fine, the more incentive to dodge it, especially when a company screws up and will be unable to recover from a fine from admitting past fault and seeking to go legit.

    Simply making the fine bigger doesn't do shit unless you're dealing with a very small number of regulated groups which are entirely within your jurisdiction.

    Example: Many construction regulations I deal with have fine ranges up to $10,000 a day per piece of equipment. This is not the highest fine level, but it's a nice number.

    Some redneck rental company with twenty 49hp/50bhp generators could be fined a million dollars a week for a regulation they very likely have never heard of or were misinformed about or tricked regarding (srsly).

    They can also be arrested for it without a warrant. This shit isn't put together right.

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    Do people in other countries just not like meat for some reason?

    Meat is incredibly expensive to produce in the normal world. Raising, feeding, and housing the animal consumes time, energy, and space. It's only through extreme mechanization and rows of cages slightly larger than the animal held inside them that mass meat consumption becomes econimically feasible.

    Suddenly the plot of Dead Rising makes so much more sense to me now.

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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    End corn subsidies, and it goes away completely within a decade.

    If any presidential cantidate ever promised to do this I would vote for them in a heartbeat, for HFCS and other reasons, like megafarms exporting corn to undercut small foreign markets.

    But it never will because dammit fuck the corn belt.

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    End corn subsidies, and it goes away completely within a decade.

    If any presidential cantidate ever promised to do this I would vote for them in a heartbeat, for HFCS and other reasons.

    But it never will because dammit fuck the corn belt.

    What's the matter? I thought you loved vegetables! Poor corn...

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    End corn subsidies, and it goes away completely within a decade.

    If any presidential cantidate ever promised to do this I would vote for them in a heartbeat, for HFCS and other reasons.

    But it never will because dammit fuck the corn belt.

    What's the matter? I thought you loved vegetables! Poor corn...

    Corn belongs on my plate or possibly on my neighbor's porch during the autumn. It does not belong in my soda, my candy or my car.

    I like corn on the cob but fuck ethanol and high fructose corn syrup one thousand times.

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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    End corn subsidies, and it goes away completely within a decade.

    If any presidential cantidate ever promised to do this I would vote for them in a heartbeat, for HFCS and other reasons.

    But it never will because dammit fuck the corn belt.

    What's the matter? I thought you loved vegetables! Poor corn...

    Corn on the cob? Awesome.

    Corn processed into sugar and then pumped excessively into everything? Pretty terrible.

    Corn funded by the government so that it's so overproduced we sell it to other nations at prices so low the local economy flops and the only thing they can afford is the same cheap US corn that removed their income? REALLY FUCKING SHITTY.

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rust wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    End corn subsidies, and it goes away completely within a decade.

    If any presidential cantidate ever promised to do this I would vote for them in a heartbeat, for HFCS and other reasons.

    But it never will because dammit fuck the corn belt.

    What's the matter? I thought you loved vegetables! Poor corn...

    Corn belongs on my plate or possibly on my neighbor's porch during the autumn. It does not belong in my soda, my candy or my car.

    I like corn on the cob but fuck ethanol and high fructose corn syrup one thousand times.

    The only course of action that could possibly eliminate HFCS at this point is if somebody firebombed a ton of cornfields, but that would cause a lot more problems than it would solve.

    So, I for one welcome our corn overlords...

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    What's the matter? I thought you loved vegetables! Poor corn...

    Corn is not a vegetable.

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    End corn subsidies, and it goes away completely within a decade.

    If any presidential cantidate ever promised to do this I would vote for them in a heartbeat, for HFCS and other reasons.

    But it never will because dammit fuck the corn belt.

    What's the matter? I thought you loved vegetables! Poor corn...

    Corn on the cob? Awesome.

    Corn processed into sugar and then pumped excessively into everything? Pretty terrible.

    Corn funded by the government so that it's so overproduced we sell it to other nations at prices so low the local economy flops and the only thing they can afford is the same cheap US corn that removed their income? REALLY FUCKING SHITTY.

    America: We're the good guys. Really.

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    What's the matter? I thought you loved vegetables! Poor corn...

    Corn is not a vegetable.

    Oh, yeah, that's right. Oops!

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    So, I for one welcome our corn overlords...

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah, eutrophication and algal bloom absolutely fucking destroy aquatic biosystems and the surrounding riparian zones, which of course, in turn destroys everything in a fucking eco system. Argh. I used to not be so angry about this stuff until I learned that the Chesapeake Bay used to be one of the top 10 most biodiverse areas in the world, not to mention the best estuary. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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  • mellowshipslinkymellowshipslinky Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rust wrote: »
    Corn belongs on my plate or possibly on my neighbor's porch during the autumn. It does not belong in my soda, my candy or my car.

    ...or your ketchup, cereal, bread, cough syrup, crackers, soup, etc. etc. etc: CORN IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD (or at least the united states)

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Corn doesn't belong in my cereal?

    What would corn flakes be without corn?

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  • mellowshipslinkymellowshipslinky Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Corn doesn't belong in my cereal?

    What would corn flakes be without corn?

    They would be sad.

    I guess cereal can have corn in the form of flakes. But corn flakes with corn syrup is corn OVERKILL.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Corn doesn't belong in my cereal?

    What would corn flakes be without corn?

    Healthy.

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh god, I have to drive through Utah on the way to PAX and I'm going to pass very near that farm D:
    At least I know not to drink the water.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm sure all the dead Native Americans are laughing their asses off that we're slowly killing ourselves with this shit.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    I'm sure all the dead Native Americans are laughing their asses off that we're slowly killing ourselves with this shit.

    You thought we'd stop with Montezuma's revenge?

    We also gave you potatoes to keep your Irish and Russians drunk, and chocolate to make you morbidly obese.

    TASTE OUR WRATH (it's delicious!)

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So the dead Indians gave us Podly?

    Thanks a lot, Tonto... :x

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I checked on Chocolate, and I guess that was Africa's revenge. Wrong Natives.

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    And this is why I don't eat pork.

    I do eat a lot of chicken and beef though.

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Meat has bad consequences for the enviroment? Shocking.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    SkutSkut wrote: »
    And this is why I don't eat pork.

    I do eat a lot of chicken and beef though.

    woohoo, artificial growth hormones.

    Meat has bad consequences for the enviroment? Shocking.

    Almost this exact comment has been made already. In fact, it was made better.
    Quid wrote: »
    Factory farming is bad for the environment and cruel to the animals living through it?

    Shock.

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    In most countries you have a serving of meat a day at most.

    *head explodes* Really? Really? Man, that seems entirely alien to me.

    Do people in other countries just not like meat for some reason? I'm trying to understand here.

    Its about income, honey :P veggies are cheap, and require less careful processing in most cases. Its cultural, too - foreign recipes just use different proportions of ingredients. Its probably important to note that 'traditional' western cuisine has changed a lot more, and still changes all the time, compared to the traditional foods of many other places. Its adapted to take advantage of what's available for how much in the modern supermarket.

    To really blow your mind, one 'serving' of meat is a really small chunk - like 120-150g.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Cat wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    In most countries you have a serving of meat a day at most.

    *head explodes* Really? Really? Man, that seems entirely alien to me.

    Do people in other countries just not like meat for some reason? I'm trying to understand here.

    Its about income, honey :P veggies are cheap, and require less careful processing in most cases. Its cultural, too - foreign recipes just use different proportions of ingredients. Its probably important to note that 'traditional' western cuisine has changed a lot more, and still changes all the time, compared to the traditional foods of many other places. Its adapted to take advantage of what's available for how much in the modern supermarket.

    To really blow your mind, one 'serving' of meat is a really small chunk - like 120-150g.

    That's 4-5 oz. for us godless 'Mercans. Precooked weight.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    What's the matter? I thought you loved vegetables! Poor corn...

    Corn is not a vegetable.

    Its important at this point to note that the corn grown for processing is nothing like the sweetcorn you eat off the cob. Its a very different variety, and almost totally inedible in its natural form. A commodity-corn farm isn't really a farm, per se. Its basically a starch mine.

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Corn doesn't belong in my cereal?

    What would corn flakes be without corn?

    Fun fact: corn flakes, along with graham crackers, were invented in the early 20th C to be part of a fad diet that was designed to suppress the libido and hamper the evils of masturbation among the youth by the sheer power of blandness!

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    In most countries you have a serving of meat a day at most.

    *head explodes* Really? Really? Man, that seems entirely alien to me.

    Do people in other countries just not like meat for some reason? I'm trying to understand here.

    Its about income, honey :P veggies are cheap, and require less careful processing in most cases. Its cultural, too - foreign recipes just use different proportions of ingredients. Its probably important to note that 'traditional' western cuisine has changed a lot more, and still changes all the time, compared to the traditional foods of many other places. Its adapted to take advantage of what's available for how much in the modern supermarket.

    To really blow your mind, one 'serving' of meat is a really small chunk - like 120-150g.

    That's 4-5 oz. for us godless 'Mercans. Precooked weight.

    Indeed, thanks. A lump the size of your palm at most, unless you have freak hands.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Cat wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Corn doesn't belong in my cereal?

    What would corn flakes be without corn?

    Fun fact: corn flakes, along with graham crackers, were invented in the early 20th C to be part of a fad diet that was designed to suppress the libido and hamper the evils of masturbation among the youth by the sheer power of blandness!

    Yeah but then the non-crazy Kellogg brother added sugar and they never spoke again.

    Or something. It's been a while since I saw the History Channel special where the origins of cornflakes as a foodstuff was all laid out. There was actually a really bad movie made about it too, starring Anthony Hopkins as J. H. Kellogg. "The Road to Wellville" I think.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    Lykouragh wrote: »
    Are you really surprised that most people eat only one serving of meat a day? I usually have meat only in dinner. What are you eating at lunch, hamburgers and sloppy joes?

    Of course, I do live in the northwest, as mentioned above. And I think after reading that article I just became a vegan.

    I almost always skip breakfast, and for lunch and dinner my meals almost always follow this template: meat, bean or pea, side item. It doesn't help that I'm a picky eater and don't eat things like soup or whatever else normal people eat.

    D:
    You are going to die.

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