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Corpse kept upright for 3-day wake (nsfw?)

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I honestly think I'm going to have a nightmare over this

    zombie gangsta gonna git you

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Whoever killed him is probably gonna idle past his house and see him standing there with that smug look on his face and they'll just unload on the house.
    then they'll have his whole family standing up as corpses

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Whoever killed him is probably gonna idle past his house and see him standing there with that smug look on his face and they'll just unload on the house.
    then they'll have his whole family standing up as corpses

    All standin' around, chilling, sippin' pimp juice.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want to be shot into the sun.

    The ultimate cremation.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I want to be shot into the sun.

    The ultimate cremation.

    Technically you would never make it to the sun.

    But it is still classy as Kelly.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I want to be shot into the sun.

    The ultimate cremation.

    Technically you would never make it to the sun.

    But it is still classy as Kelly.
    It would also be fun to have everyone gathered in front of a big, really really thick window and have the whole ceremony there. Then when people ask where the body is they launch it out of a cannon on the otherside straight into the glass.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I want to be shot into the sun.

    The ultimate cremation.

    Technically you would never make it to the sun.

    But it is still classy as Kelly.
    It would also be fun to have everyone gathered in front of a big, really really thick window and have the whole ceremony there. Then when people ask where the body is they launch it out of a cannon on the otherside straight into the glass.

    Good idea, but I can't help but think that a trebuchet would give you a more practical velocity and angle of attack. Although I suppose it depends on whether you're going for ragdoll or meat balloon.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I want to be shot into the sun.

    The ultimate cremation.

    Technically you would never make it to the sun.

    But it is still classy as Kelly.
    It would also be fun to have everyone gathered in front of a big, really really thick window and have the whole ceremony there. Then when people ask where the body is they launch it out of a cannon on the otherside straight into the glass.

    Good idea, but I can't help but think that a trebuchet would give you a more practical velocity and angle of attack. Although I suppose it depends on whether you're going for ragdoll or meat balloon.
    Meat balloon for sure. Just have the corpse explode all over the glass. And if the glass doesn't hold up as planned then it's somewhat of a bonus with physical scarring in addition to the emotional scarring.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ah. Cannon ahoy, then.

    While we're on the subject, why does it seem like the only place you can donate your body to is boring old "science?" Why can't you donate your body to a special effects house? You'd think that they could find a use for a nice fresh corpse.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Why don't you volunteer to have your body dissected and mummifed in order to be displayed in museums around the world?

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Why don't you volunteer to have your body dissected and mummifed in order to be displayed in museums around the world?

    How noble!

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey, I went to see that exhibition.

    Oddly enough the humans were just interesting, but the horse creeped me right the fuck out.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the camel was the weirdest thing

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    His other last wish was that his body be embalmed using purple drank.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    http://www.cracked.com/article_16502_5-creepiest-death-rituals-from-around-world.html

    Appropriate I think.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Why don't you volunteer to have your body dissected and mummifed in order to be displayed in museums around the world?

    Im going to see this within the next few weeks. This display is a couple hours away from here until Halloween.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    His other last wish was that his body be embalmed using purple drank.

    koolaid5b.jpg

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Why don't you volunteer to have your body dissected and mummifed in order to be displayed in museums around the world?

    Im going to see this within the next few weeks. This display is a couple hours away from here until Halloween.

    It's a really interesting exhibit.

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  • TrueHereticXTrueHereticX We are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter. Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Why don't you volunteer to have your body dissected and mummifed in order to be displayed in museums around the world?

    I think I went to see this in Year 12 for biology.

    It was awkward cause the guy riding the bike (the dead guy with no skin) had his testicles on either side of the seat.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    His other last wish was that his body be embalmed using purple drank.
    Wrong stereotype, duder.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Isn't he Puerto Rican? They probably embalmed him in Adobo.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I want a viking funeral

    I've told my friends and family that repeatedly and if I don't get it I am going to possess some children

    sacrificing a boat just to burn your dead husk seems a little expensive

    would you be ok with a raft?

    Not too far off from the price of caskets and the like.


    Also
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niMTy20Au1M

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    you know, the only thing about this that is funny to me is that he's in a corner adjacent to a opening

    so he could surprise you if you didn't know which room he was in

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    they should have some fun with his corpse

    Take him to the grocery store and just leave him standing in the middle of an aisle.

    order a pizza delivery and just leave his corpse standing at the door, while the pizza guy is all like "dude, what's wrong with your lips?"

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Weekend at Pantoja's"

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ahhhh too soon
    :^:

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hahahah

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I laughed

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Dante Hicks is just like you: he loves grape soda. He knows what it's like for the supermarket won't take your "food stamps". Or how it feels to wait all month for your "welfare check". Heeeyyy, hooooo, heeeeyyy, hooooo... thank you.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think those dead museum exhibitions are creepy as fuck

    I guess I'm just not interested in seeing lots of skinned people doing stuff in eternal death poses

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