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Cologne: Make me smell like a man

Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
So I was out shopping with my girlfriend today, and she wanted to go into Meier and Frank. There happened to be a Sephora right in the bottom entrance so I got dragged in to look at makeup.

While I was looking around aimlessly I happened upon the mens fragrance section. I had always been curios about cologne, and had been wanting to get some for a while. So I sniffed a few and found the one I liked.

I called the girlfriend over to see if she approved and she loved it.

I ended up getting a small bottle of CK One and I really like it.

What do you guys do to smell good for the ladies?

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Stetson

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Polo.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    CK One is pretty awesome.



    The thing abuot colognes is that there's a jillion of them and a lot of affordable ones are quite nice.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    pure FAQ

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    TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    blood

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Adidas

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Polo.

    Oooh, Polo.


    I like Curve.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    lacoste makes a decent cologne.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What do you guys do to smell good for the ladies?

    dampen a washcloth with my pubic sweat; smear my own manly scent all over my upper body

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    What do you guys do to smell good for the ladies?

    dampen a washcloth with my pubic sweat; smear my own manly scent all over my upper body

    What are you, a red panda?

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    What do you guys do to smell good for the ladies?

    dampen a washcloth with my pubic sweat; smear my own manly scent all over my upper body

    What are you, a red panda?

    touche

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I bleed red white and blue

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Adidas

    see i have some brand loyalty towards adidas because they make fine shoes and i'm a sucker for the iconic

    but fuck man their deodorants are disgusting. they all smell like the locker room of an under-15's school cricket team

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    pinenut_canarypinenut_canary Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My girlfriend bought me Polo Sport. I like it.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Adidas-brand aftershave, in particular, makes you smell like you spilled rancid vodka on your shirt the night before.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Polo.

    Oooh, Polo.


    I like Curve.

    What are you, a woman?

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    Adidas-brand aftershave, in particular, makes you smell like you spilled rancid vodka on your shirt the night before.

    and i have enough trouble getting that stink out as it is

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i hardly ever wear any cologne

    but when i do, i think its called Cool Water, or Cold Water

    something like that


    shit, lets just call it High Karate

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Polo.

    Oooh, Polo.


    I like Curve.

    What are you, a woman?

    Maybe.



    Look, Chicks dig it, okay



    Liz Claiborn does Curve, I think? She does nice shirts, too.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Diesel

    Sean John Unforgivable

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I saw a guy wearing a sean john T Shirt and I wanted to punch him, but I soon became overwhelmed with pity

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    SkylineCollapseSkylineCollapse Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    armani mania and aqua de gio

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    princess peach is a cockteasing bitch
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    gasoline

    ladies can smell the testosterone a mile away

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I usually smell like the anti-perspirant I applied in the morning. Most days I'm too lazy to find my own and just use whatever my fiancee uses so I'm all fruity.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pretty much nothing.

    Nuthin' at all.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i usually smell like tears and failed dreams

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    SkylineCollapseSkylineCollapse Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i usually smell like tears and failed dreams


    you must be beating the women off with a stick

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    VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wild Turkey

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i usually smell like tears and failed dreams


    you must be beating the women off with a stick

    would certainly explain the blood

    edit on a side note i really thik that is the fragrance to go for. no one has sex with you because you smell nice, but pity sex. they just give that out for free

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    hog urine

    I bet the sows are just all over your jock.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i usually smell like tears and failed dreams


    you must be beating the women off with a stick

    I used my hands.

    To beat them off.

    Sexually.

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    SkylineCollapseSkylineCollapse Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oh, man, i've noticed when you have that morning after whiskey smell to you that it just drives the womens wild. i've always thought it had something to do with reminding them of their grandfathers and all that.

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    You could try Aqua Di gio or Drakkar Noir. I find both of these to have a nice scent to them.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i have my own natural musk

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    hog urine

    I bet the sows are just all over your jock.

    like my wife!

    HEY-O


    is it sad that the only reason i can think of to get married is so i can make those jokes all the time?

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't like smelling like anything

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    You could try Aqua Di gio or Drakkar Noir. I find both of these to have a nice scent to them.

    I like Drakkar Noir a lot, but it makes me sad


    because I got this awesome gift set from a friend, but I forgot about the stupid liquids rule on airplanes, and I lost the whole thing without ever getting to use it once.


    I was soooooooo pissed.

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    VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oh, man, i've noticed when you have that morning after whiskey smell to you that it just drives the womens wild. i've always thought it had something to do with reminding them of their grandfathers and all that.

    ex act ly

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    You could try Aqua Di gio or Drakkar Noir. I find both of these to have a nice scent to them.

    I like Drakkar Noir a lot, but it makes me sad


    because I got this awesome gift set from a friend, but I forgot about the stupid liquids rule on airplanes, and I lost the whole thing without ever getting to use it once.


    I was soooooooo pissed.

    That really sucks, these airline restrictions can really be a pain sometimes. I have about 18 hours of flying coming up and I have no access to hygiene items that come in 3oz or less containers, so it looks like I will be quite raw when I get off the plane.

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