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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    genetic ancestry:

    Almost entirely Scottish. 1/8th Cherokee.

    The societal norms of your geographic region:

    Conservative and Ignorant. I am a candle in the night.

    Your economic class.

    Lower-Middle

    The religious expectations of your family and peers.

    Completely Agnostic.

    Social stereotypes that you've adopted or are grouped into.

    Witty, Mysterious but sometimes Angry Nerd

    The gender role that you either accepted or challenged.

    I've accepted that I am thoroughly heterosexual with absolutely no desire whatsoever to engage in any gayness.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    Is it the Chinese or Japanese word for westerner that literally translates to round-eye? (or is that just a load of shit?)

    No idea. I do know the origins of the word "gook" though.

    The Korean word for America is "Me-Gook", so when Koreans saw American soldiers for the first time, that word was used. The soldiers just thought they were referring to themselves as gooks. I guess it carried over into 'nam.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am English.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Because they have nothing better to do?
    No, I'm not asking why they're sharing. I get that part.

    But why make the presentation so boring? So easy to skim/skip?

    Gotta engage the reader, son.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hrm

    i ought to ask gramps about some of his mexican adventures

    or even worse, ask dad about what he did back in the day

    or how uncle lonnie once beat a man until his eye flopped out of his socket

    also: shaved my balls and dear god my nuts are cold

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  • HankStamperHankStamper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i've never understood the desire to feel like a 6 year old boy again

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i've never understood the desire to feel like a 6 year old boy, again
    It's a matter of courtesy.

    Do you enjoy the sensation of hair in your mouth? Well, odds are good your lady of choice doesn't either.

    Besides, everything just looks cleaner and neater when you're well-groomed.

    Also, if the only thing differentiating your penis from that of 6-year-old is pubic hair? Hahahaha, sucks to be you.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't think I have enough fingers and toes to count the amount of times "shave your junk" threads have gone to the moon.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't think I have enough fingers and toes to count the amount of times "shave your junk" threads have gone to the moon.

    Well get ready to grow a new one.

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  • HankStamperHankStamper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    if you're lucky enough to find a girl who is willing to stick your balls in her mouth, i salute you.

    maybe its my great misfortune in life to never experience that thrill

    or maybe its the fact that the women 'round my area are prude that I am not willing to shave my nuts

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mike, I love your sig.

    "All our friends will have dyed hair"

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm from Jolly Olde England. I'm middle class. I don't know anything about my ancestry except that my dad's side is scots and drunk irishmen and my mum's side is Londoners.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If your girl is afraid of putting her mouth on your balls you need to make her watch some porn or something so she understands that it isn't bizarre.

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I love telling people I don't know and probably won't meet about myself!

    Heritage? Uh New Zealand born, with NZ born parents but both their sets of parents emigrated from England and Germany respectively, one before WW2 and the other after.

    Societal norms? Live in the biggest city in NZ built on top of 30 or 40 volcanoes (most extinct probably), pretty liberal place so that probably has had some effect on my views and opinions, pretty shitty city but I can deal with it, live out west so I get to hit up west coast beaches a lot which are spectacular.

    Religion for me is null, mother is pretty spiritual and into bullshit pseudoscience which she refuses to give up despite my constant protests. No idea about the old man, don't think I've ever talked to him about religion.

    I'm lower-middle-upper class, try and figure that one out, but I'm pretty fucking poor at the moment although I put that down to being a student.

    No fucking social stereotype, none in high school, none now except the occasional crack at me being a westie due to where I live but that's pretty goddamn rare. But I tell people I'm a scientist since I'm doing a BSc at uni. Makes me feel awesome.

    And my gender role? Straight or something close to it.

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  • HankStamperHankStamper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If your girl is afraid of putting her mouth on your balls you need to make her watch some porn or something so she understands that it isn't bizarre.

    if a woman is too narrow minded to entertain the possibility of my nuts in her mouth, I am going to have a hell of a time convincing her to watch the high art that is porn.

    i mean shit, high school women have class

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If your girl is afraid of putting her mouth on your balls you need to make her watch some porn or something so she understands that it isn't bizarre.

    if a woman is too narrow minded to entertain the possibility of my nuts in her mouth, I am going to have a hell of a time convincing her to watch the high art that is porn.

    i mean shit, high school women have class

    Maybe you shouldn't date lame women? I mean, if you're gonna put your tongue in her fishbasket the least she can do is appreciatively suck on your balls once or twice. I mean, you do wash your balls off, right?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ancestry
    Ashkenazi Jew. Quarter Romanian, Quarter Polish, Half Sabra (meaning that part of my family's been in Israel for so long we have no idea where they're originally from).

    Geography
    Hod-Hasharon, Israel. Small suburban town 20 minutes drive from Tel-Aviv. Nice schools, nice coffee shops, nice parks, boring as shit.

    Economic class
    Rich, but living like we're not. My dad, before he died, used to be a successful lawyer, and he left us plenty of money. Now though we have to live off' my mom's pay as a social worker, which is substantially smaller. Still we get by, and can afford quite a bit of luxury.

    Religion
    Technically, Orthodox Jew. In practice, agnostic. But I still celebrate all the holidays, as I see them as cultural more than religious.

    Stereotypes
    Covetous Jew, palestinian oppressor, leader of ZOG, and destroyer of white culture and the proud aryen race. Other than that, semi-nerd. I hang out both with people who watch soccer and basketball as they scream obscenities at the screen and with furry cosplayers who undergo sex change operations. I'd like to think of it as the best of both worlds.

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  • HankStamperHankStamper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nine times out of ten, the lame woman is probably going to be more attractive. and since the main motivator of most high school relationships is sex, I am willing to settle. maybe now that i'm off to college I will change my naive and highly immature ways, but I doubt it

    I clean my testicles fairly well, and I trim if anything gets out of control but I don't shave them. Also I tend not to stick my tongue into the fleshbasket because there really isn't really a reason if she isn't going to reciprocate.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nine times out of ten, the lame woman is probably going to be more attractive. and since the main motivator of most high school relationships is sex, I am willing to settle. maybe now that i'm off to college I will change my naive and highly immature ways, but I doubt it

    I clean my testicles fairly well, and I trim if anything gets out of control but I don't shave them. Also I tend not to stick my tongue into the fleshbasket because there really isn't really a reason if she isn't going to reciprocate.
    The main motivator of most high school relationships is status.

    If it were just sex, teen pregnancy rates would quadruple.

    Also, shame on you for not goin' down south more often.

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nine times out of ten, the lame woman is probably going to be more attractive. and since the main motivator of most high school relationships is sex, I am willing to settle. maybe now that i'm off to college I will change my naive and highly immature ways, but I doubt it

    I clean my testicles fairly well, and I trim if anything gets out of control but I don't shave them. Also I tend not to stick my tongue into the fleshbasket because there really isn't really a reason if she isn't going to reciprocate.
    You could take some lessons from the master. He knows what's what.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    JAEF wrote: »
    Nine times out of ten, the lame woman is probably going to be more attractive. and since the main motivator of most high school relationships is sex, I am willing to settle. maybe now that i'm off to college I will change my naive and highly immature ways, but I doubt it

    I clean my testicles fairly well, and I trim if anything gets out of control but I don't shave them. Also I tend not to stick my tongue into the fleshbasket because there really isn't really a reason if she isn't going to reciprocate.
    You could take some lessons from the master. He knows what's what.
    That is the second-best site on the internet

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  • HankStamperHankStamper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I have seriously gagged and nearly vomited onto a girls cooter whilst performing said act, thus shattering any modicum of self-worth / esteem this girl once had. she seriously started crying and apologizing to me while I was simultaneously apologizing to them and thinking in what way would be best to relay this retrospectively humorous event to my friends.

    moral of the story; i don't go down south for their own benefit. so in a way, I am kind of like jesus

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    From the qualifications page"
    You should let your friends know about your experience if you have a good time. Word of mouth is the best advertisement, so if you enjoyed yourself, recommend me to your friends. Also, you can utilize my service as often as you would like.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am laughing so hard at the idea of a girl crying over her odorous snatch.

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  • HankStamperHankStamper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    to be honest, I don't think the problem was with her. i was a freshmen and in way over my head, if you know what I mean.

    if you don't, I was implying that I submerged my entire head into her orifice.

    seriously though, i am pretty sure I am just a huge pussy when it comes to the pussy

    i need to word things better

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    From the qualifications page"
    You should let your friends know about your experience if you have a good time. Word of mouth is the best advertisement, so if you enjoyed yourself, recommend me to your friends. Also, you can utilize my service as often as you would like.
    That part slayed me.

    Also, him listing his felony convictions.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am laughing so hard at the idea of a girl crying over her odorous snatch.

    sobbing quitely in her room, door locked, mother behind it

    "But sweetie I have this thing that'll clear all the vag-stench right off"

    "GOD MOM JUST LEAVE ME ALONE OK"

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm one part British, one part Welsh and one part Irish-American.

    I tell ya, living in Wales is hell with this English/American hybrid accent

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Good god, his about me is pathetic

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm one part British, one part Welsh and one part Irish-American.

    sounds like a wild night

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh my god.

    It lists "giving oral sex to attractive women" in his hobbies section.

    There is no way this is real.

    Its too beautiful to be real.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm one part British, one part Welsh and one part Irish-American.

    I tell ya, living in Wales is hell.

    Just a little editing.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    seriously what are welsh people doing in the culture thread?

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    I'm one part British, one part Welsh and one part Irish-American.

    I tell ya, living in Wales is hell.

    Just a little editing.

    Ahahaha

    Oh yeah,

    Religion: Mormon

    I know you guys are gonna love that!

    EDIT: Oh holy crap. Stupid TOTP

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    seriously what are welsh people doing in the culture thread?

    Filling it with consonants.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    listening to a welsh person talk sounds like when you've got that saliva hoover in your mouth at the dentist

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    seriously what are welsh people doing in the culture thread?

    Filling it with consonants.

    llafy llis llan

    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    I'm one part British, one part Welsh and one part Irish-American.

    I tell ya, living in Wales is hell.

    Just a little editing.

    Ahahaha

    Oh yeah,

    Religion: Mormon

    I know you guys are gonna love that!

    EDIT: Oh holy crap. Stupid TOTP
    You're assuming (Mistakenly, I assure you) that you're relevant enough for people to really care.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also they're responsible for Torchwood.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Also they're responsible for Torchwood.

    So we're angry with them.

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