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Is it the Chinese or Japanese word for westerner that literally translates to round-eye? (or is that just a load of shit?)
No idea. I do know the origins of the word "gook" though.
The Korean word for America is "Me-Gook", so when Koreans saw American soldiers for the first time, that word was used. The soldiers just thought they were referring to themselves as gooks. I guess it carried over into 'nam.
I'm from Jolly Olde England. I'm middle class. I don't know anything about my ancestry except that my dad's side is scots and drunk irishmen and my mum's side is Londoners.
I love telling people I don't know and probably won't meet about myself!
Heritage? Uh New Zealand born, with NZ born parents but both their sets of parents emigrated from England and Germany respectively, one before WW2 and the other after.
Societal norms? Live in the biggest city in NZ built on top of 30 or 40 volcanoes (most extinct probably), pretty liberal place so that probably has had some effect on my views and opinions, pretty shitty city but I can deal with it, live out west so I get to hit up west coast beaches a lot which are spectacular.
Religion for me is null, mother is pretty spiritual and into bullshit pseudoscience which she refuses to give up despite my constant protests. No idea about the old man, don't think I've ever talked to him about religion.
I'm lower-middle-upper class, try and figure that one out, but I'm pretty fucking poor at the moment although I put that down to being a student.
No fucking social stereotype, none in high school, none now except the occasional crack at me being a westie due to where I live but that's pretty goddamn rare. But I tell people I'm a scientist since I'm doing a BSc at uni. Makes me feel awesome.
And my gender role? Straight or something close to it.
If your girl is afraid of putting her mouth on your balls you need to make her watch some porn or something so she understands that it isn't bizarre.
if a woman is too narrow minded to entertain the possibility of my nuts in her mouth, I am going to have a hell of a time convincing her to watch the high art that is porn.
If your girl is afraid of putting her mouth on your balls you need to make her watch some porn or something so she understands that it isn't bizarre.
if a woman is too narrow minded to entertain the possibility of my nuts in her mouth, I am going to have a hell of a time convincing her to watch the high art that is porn.
i mean shit, high school women have class
Maybe you shouldn't date lame women? I mean, if you're gonna put your tongue in her fishbasket the least she can do is appreciatively suck on your balls once or twice. I mean, you do wash your balls off, right?
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Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
Ancestry
Ashkenazi Jew. Quarter Romanian, Quarter Polish, Half Sabra (meaning that part of my family's been in Israel for so long we have no idea where they're originally from).
Geography
Hod-Hasharon, Israel. Small suburban town 20 minutes drive from Tel-Aviv. Nice schools, nice coffee shops, nice parks, boring as shit.
Economic class
Rich, but living like we're not. My dad, before he died, used to be a successful lawyer, and he left us plenty of money. Now though we have to live off' my mom's pay as a social worker, which is substantially smaller. Still we get by, and can afford quite a bit of luxury.
Religion
Technically, Orthodox Jew. In practice, agnostic. But I still celebrate all the holidays, as I see them as cultural more than religious.
Stereotypes
Covetous Jew, palestinian oppressor, leader of ZOG, and destroyer of white culture and the proud aryen race. Other than that, semi-nerd. I hang out both with people who watch soccer and basketball as they scream obscenities at the screen and with furry cosplayers who undergo sex change operations. I'd like to think of it as the best of both worlds.
Nine times out of ten, the lame woman is probably going to be more attractive. and since the main motivator of most high school relationships is sex, I am willing to settle. maybe now that i'm off to college I will change my naive and highly immature ways, but I doubt it
I clean my testicles fairly well, and I trim if anything gets out of control but I don't shave them. Also I tend not to stick my tongue into the fleshbasket because there really isn't really a reason if she isn't going to reciprocate.
Nine times out of ten, the lame woman is probably going to be more attractive. and since the main motivator of most high school relationships is sex, I am willing to settle. maybe now that i'm off to college I will change my naive and highly immature ways, but I doubt it
I clean my testicles fairly well, and I trim if anything gets out of control but I don't shave them. Also I tend not to stick my tongue into the fleshbasket because there really isn't really a reason if she isn't going to reciprocate.
The main motivator of most high school relationships is status.
If it were just sex, teen pregnancy rates would quadruple.
Also, shame on you for not goin' down south more often.
Nine times out of ten, the lame woman is probably going to be more attractive. and since the main motivator of most high school relationships is sex, I am willing to settle. maybe now that i'm off to college I will change my naive and highly immature ways, but I doubt it
I clean my testicles fairly well, and I trim if anything gets out of control but I don't shave them. Also I tend not to stick my tongue into the fleshbasket because there really isn't really a reason if she isn't going to reciprocate.
You could take some lessons from the master. He knows what's what.
Nine times out of ten, the lame woman is probably going to be more attractive. and since the main motivator of most high school relationships is sex, I am willing to settle. maybe now that i'm off to college I will change my naive and highly immature ways, but I doubt it
I clean my testicles fairly well, and I trim if anything gets out of control but I don't shave them. Also I tend not to stick my tongue into the fleshbasket because there really isn't really a reason if she isn't going to reciprocate.
You could take some lessons from the master. He knows what's what.
I have seriously gagged and nearly vomited onto a girls cooter whilst performing said act, thus shattering any modicum of self-worth / esteem this girl once had. she seriously started crying and apologizing to me while I was simultaneously apologizing to them and thinking in what way would be best to relay this retrospectively humorous event to my friends.
moral of the story; i don't go down south for their own benefit. so in a way, I am kind of like jesus
You should let your friends know about your experience if you have a good time. Word of mouth is the best advertisement, so if you enjoyed yourself, recommend me to your friends. Also, you can utilize my service as often as you would like.
You should let your friends know about your experience if you have a good time. Word of mouth is the best advertisement, so if you enjoyed yourself, recommend me to your friends. Also, you can utilize my service as often as you would like.
That part slayed me.
Also, him listing his felony convictions.
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Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
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Almost entirely Scottish. 1/8th Cherokee.
The societal norms of your geographic region:
Conservative and Ignorant. I am a candle in the night.
Your economic class.
Lower-Middle
The religious expectations of your family and peers.
Completely Agnostic.
Social stereotypes that you've adopted or are grouped into.
Witty, Mysterious but sometimes Angry Nerd
The gender role that you either accepted or challenged.
I've accepted that I am thoroughly heterosexual with absolutely no desire whatsoever to engage in any gayness.
No idea. I do know the origins of the word "gook" though.
The Korean word for America is "Me-Gook", so when Koreans saw American soldiers for the first time, that word was used. The soldiers just thought they were referring to themselves as gooks. I guess it carried over into 'nam.
But why make the presentation so boring? So easy to skim/skip?
Gotta engage the reader, son.
i ought to ask gramps about some of his mexican adventures
or even worse, ask dad about what he did back in the day
or how uncle lonnie once beat a man until his eye flopped out of his socket
also: shaved my balls and dear god my nuts are cold
Do you enjoy the sensation of hair in your mouth? Well, odds are good your lady of choice doesn't either.
Besides, everything just looks cleaner and neater when you're well-groomed.
Also, if the only thing differentiating your penis from that of 6-year-old is pubic hair? Hahahaha, sucks to be you.
Well get ready to grow a new one.
maybe its my great misfortune in life to never experience that thrill
or maybe its the fact that the women 'round my area are prude that I am not willing to shave my nuts
"All our friends will have dyed hair"
Heritage? Uh New Zealand born, with NZ born parents but both their sets of parents emigrated from England and Germany respectively, one before WW2 and the other after.
Societal norms? Live in the biggest city in NZ built on top of 30 or 40 volcanoes (most extinct probably), pretty liberal place so that probably has had some effect on my views and opinions, pretty shitty city but I can deal with it, live out west so I get to hit up west coast beaches a lot which are spectacular.
Religion for me is null, mother is pretty spiritual and into bullshit pseudoscience which she refuses to give up despite my constant protests. No idea about the old man, don't think I've ever talked to him about religion.
I'm lower-middle-upper class, try and figure that one out, but I'm pretty fucking poor at the moment although I put that down to being a student.
No fucking social stereotype, none in high school, none now except the occasional crack at me being a westie due to where I live but that's pretty goddamn rare. But I tell people I'm a scientist since I'm doing a BSc at uni. Makes me feel awesome.
And my gender role? Straight or something close to it.
steam
if a woman is too narrow minded to entertain the possibility of my nuts in her mouth, I am going to have a hell of a time convincing her to watch the high art that is porn.
i mean shit, high school women have class
Maybe you shouldn't date lame women? I mean, if you're gonna put your tongue in her fishbasket the least she can do is appreciatively suck on your balls once or twice. I mean, you do wash your balls off, right?
Ashkenazi Jew. Quarter Romanian, Quarter Polish, Half Sabra (meaning that part of my family's been in Israel for so long we have no idea where they're originally from).
Geography
Hod-Hasharon, Israel. Small suburban town 20 minutes drive from Tel-Aviv. Nice schools, nice coffee shops, nice parks, boring as shit.
Economic class
Rich, but living like we're not. My dad, before he died, used to be a successful lawyer, and he left us plenty of money. Now though we have to live off' my mom's pay as a social worker, which is substantially smaller. Still we get by, and can afford quite a bit of luxury.
Religion
Technically, Orthodox Jew. In practice, agnostic. But I still celebrate all the holidays, as I see them as cultural more than religious.
Stereotypes
Covetous Jew, palestinian oppressor, leader of ZOG, and destroyer of white culture and the proud aryen race. Other than that, semi-nerd. I hang out both with people who watch soccer and basketball as they scream obscenities at the screen and with furry cosplayers who undergo sex change operations. I'd like to think of it as the best of both worlds.
I clean my testicles fairly well, and I trim if anything gets out of control but I don't shave them. Also I tend not to stick my tongue into the fleshbasket because there really isn't really a reason if she isn't going to reciprocate.
If it were just sex, teen pregnancy rates would quadruple.
Also, shame on you for not goin' down south more often.
moral of the story; i don't go down south for their own benefit. so in a way, I am kind of like jesus
if you don't, I was implying that I submerged my entire head into her orifice.
seriously though, i am pretty sure I am just a huge pussy when it comes to the pussy
i need to word things better
Also, him listing his felony convictions.
sobbing quitely in her room, door locked, mother behind it
"But sweetie I have this thing that'll clear all the vag-stench right off"
"GOD MOM JUST LEAVE ME ALONE OK"
I tell ya, living in Wales is hell with this English/American hybrid accent
sounds like a wild night
It lists "giving oral sex to attractive women" in his hobbies section.
There is no way this is real.
Its too beautiful to be real.
Just a little editing.
Ahahaha
Oh yeah,
Religion: Mormon
I know you guys are gonna love that!
EDIT: Oh holy crap. Stupid TOTP
Filling it with consonants.
llafy llis llan
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
So we're angry with them.
Satans..... hints.....