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My boss just found out about my criminal record (and other tales of employment)
I started reading chatlogs of old conversations wth my boss.
Jordyn: hey can we get $500 cat5 cablle? http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_rdp_product
Bossman: Yeah, I heard about that thing.
Bossman: What a waste of money.
Jordyn: pleeeeaaase
Jordyn: apparently it's great for time machines.
Bossman: I'm sure it would make downloading cat pictures go a lot faster.
Jordyn: crisper 1s! zingier 0s!
Bossman: If that's not their catch phrase, it sure should be!
Jordyn: Can I move to marketing now?
Jordyn: Or am I still in charge of garbage?
Jordyn on
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
Bossman: Is anyone on the machine next to yours?
Jordyn: no
Jordyn: No one ever sits there.
Jordyn: I think people are scared to.
Bossman: Weird.
Jordyn: oh my god stuff is happening to it.
Jordyn: what are you doing, you wizard man
Bossman: Maybe that machine is possessed?
Bossman: Or maybe I'm running updates.
Bossman: It's tough to say.
Jordyn: It's telling me to hail satan.
Guys I miss my bosssssss.
Jordyn on
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
Also, Stale, WaM and I went to a place in Portland called Cacao that had some AMAZING chocolate; there is also a local chocolate facory here in Seattle in Fremont that I used to work near which does some amazing work.
There's a really fancy chocolate place in Queen Anne, too, across the street from the 5 Spot. I definitely felt like the sales people were looking down on me for wearing jeans there.
The dude seemed to like me. The place is far far more sedate than my previous gig. Eh. Though, they are stable and have a pretty solid approach to things there.
It was for a PR gig, but he's also going to shop my stuff around to the creative department, which is awesome.
I'm pleased.
I also have a solid amount of freelance copy work to do this week. Yay being able to pay rent!
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wait, that won't say anything at all
It's been 2 months...I'll get a job soon, right?
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to pay next months rent
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Jordyn: hey can we get $500 cat5 cablle? http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_rdp_product
Bossman: Yeah, I heard about that thing.
Bossman: What a waste of money.
Jordyn: pleeeeaaase
Jordyn: apparently it's great for time machines.
Bossman: I'm sure it would make downloading cat pictures go a lot faster.
Jordyn: crisper 1s! zingier 0s!
Bossman: If that's not their catch phrase, it sure should be!
Jordyn: Can I move to marketing now?
Jordyn: Or am I still in charge of garbage?
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
Yeah, I mean, does she even appreciate comic books at all?
That's a pretty important one.
That's enough gay to explain things to all your co-workers.
Also acceptable is "Jamie is over and Jamie is gone, Jamie's decided it's time to move on"
"well, she's certainly prettier than my ex... but he was more rugged looking than pretty I suppose"
and make a joke out of it
as though
your life is a joke
gonna have to do somethin about this
Jordyn: no
Jordyn: No one ever sits there.
Jordyn: I think people are scared to.
Bossman: Weird.
Jordyn: oh my god stuff is happening to it.
Jordyn: what are you doing, you wizard man
Bossman: Maybe that machine is possessed?
Bossman: Or maybe I'm running updates.
Bossman: It's tough to say.
Jordyn: It's telling me to hail satan.
Guys I miss my bosssssss.
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
Speaking of which.....
I'm pretty much done for the day.
We should go out drinking.
for serious? still at work for a few hours. blah. hrm, i can move up the meat up time to 6:30. no promises though. I'll call when i'm around the area.
i hate you faggots
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
window shades with nintendo characters on them
If only there was some sort of switch that could magically control lights.
The lady I work with notices this and starts telling me about a guy who worked here and used to read all the time.
She makes sure to note that 1) He believes in UFOs and 2) He's black.
read a muthafucking book
She told me "And he's black!"
And I said "Okay..."
And she replied with "No, really!"
No rush
I'm at the embassy suites in hunt valley
and yet, I have nothing but love for you
Irrefutable proof!
i know right
it makes sense but this rumored switch is nowhere to be found
Eyelids are pretty handy for blocking light too.
they'd be better off if the store was more
segregated, shall we say
Why the fuck are you in Cork???
There's a really fancy chocolate place in Queen Anne, too, across the street from the 5 Spot. I definitely felt like the sales people were looking down on me for wearing jeans there.
Working a double shift at Subway.
The dude seemed to like me. The place is far far more sedate than my previous gig. Eh. Though, they are stable and have a pretty solid approach to things there.
It was for a PR gig, but he's also going to shop my stuff around to the creative department, which is awesome.
I'm pleased.
I also have a solid amount of freelance copy work to do this week. Yay being able to pay rent!
How about an hour long nonstop session because the college game just let out?
We made close to a thousand dollars in that hour alone.