I too started on Asian smut. I honestly do not know why. I was just a 13 year old who was attracted to asian chicks and big tits. I looked at nothing else.
Is anyone else weirded out when they think of their of child hood?
Wait Asian chicks and big tits?
Did they have to be big tits on an asian chick? Or were they not related that way?
Because if so man was there just like one chick you found after she had some surgery?
BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
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Really, Fridays Without Borders on Showcase were special days for me. The worst was trying to get my idiot family out somewhere so I could finally spank it to something fresh, instead of the tired old porn I'd managed to get my claws on through out-and-out theft from my friends.
Conditioner? That's disgusting. You know, I didn't even start using lube until a year or so ago.
My dad shouldn't have been that surprised I started masturbating in fourth grade when we were watching Striptease together when I was ten. I'm kind of creeped out by my past self
i went a little nuts when i was like fourteen, just delving into every despicable fetish on the internet.
the conversation with my mom was super, super awkward.
i'm well adjusted these days though, so i think i got all the perversion out of my system?
Ok son first of all, a cucumber is not that enticing, secondly it certainly doesn't go there, and thirdly an anime ape wouldn't be using it like that anyways.
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Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"
i remember back in high school when watching porn at other dude's houses was the thing
getting your chub on as a group always struck me as incredibly fucking weird
I remember there was a group of dudes who were incredibly homophobic, like violently so, and they always went to this one guys house during grades seven and eight to watch porn together. Then they'd totally flip out if one of the guys was turning queer on them by getting too turned on, or not too turned on enough, I suppose.
Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"
i remember back in high school when watching porn at other dude's houses was the thing
getting your chub on as a group always struck me as incredibly fucking weird
I cannot imagine watching porn with friends. The only scenario is where it is hilarious/so bad and cannot under any circumstances result in an erection.
Watching porn with friends is only a few steps from soggy biscuit.
I've had my own computer since I was like 12 and the first thing I learned to do was delete history
Having 3 brothers means you always have a scapegoat.
Even when you discover your horrible fetishes.
My older brother was always the scapegoat
Except for one time my mom was all "WHAT IS THIS IN MY HISTORY" and my dad was all "They're probably just popups from a cheatcode site calm the fuck down!" and that's how I avoided the you've been looking at porn talk
I remember the days when I was searching for something on the googles but then discovered something far greater in the process and my productivity doubled overnight.
I also hated in when I forgot to delete the history and I'd be watching TV downstairs while my Dad was on the computer and I'd just hear a "What the fuck is soandso.com!?" He didn't realise it was me and just thought that some virus had got onto the computer and put all these sites in the history.
i remember back in the day when I first tried using the internet for porn, I had no idea what to look for. So, I just typed breasts.com into the address bar.
i remember back in the day when I first tried using the internet for porn, I had no idea what to look for. So, I just typed breasts.com into the address bar.
not nearly as fun as i thought the outcome would be.
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I remember my mom finding out I looked at porn online
"I'm not mad, this is natural for a boy your age" the whole thing. Completely understanding about it all
Dad on the other hand went completely apeshit nuts when he found out I looked at porn at his house
I remember my mom finding out I looked at porn online
"I'm not mad, this is natural for a boy your age" the whole thing. Completely understanding about it all
Dad on the other hand went completely apeshit nuts when he found out I looked at porn at his house
Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"
just think, we totally could have been on there at the same time
wait, no, aren't you like 14 or something?
i'm talking like 9 years ago, so.
I'm 18 but yeah
I discovered literotica in uh eighth grade so four years ago this winter
I remember that. That was when dad and I were staying in my grandparents' house while they were in Florida for the winter
So every day was just another day before that every other weekend when I had two days of porn
Really, Fridays Without Borders on Showcase were special days for me. The worst was trying to get my idiot family out somewhere so I could finally spank it to something fresh, instead of the tired old porn I'd managed to get my claws on through out-and-out theft from my friends.
I also remember when I was at a friend's house and we were using his computer, his little brother had just started discovering porn but hadn't realised how to clear history so we'd see all these google searches for
really crude stuff like sexy penis in vagina, sexy super breasts. He'd deny it blindly, saying he didn't know what that shit was. A few years later we'd bring it up with him and he was all "yeah, I was like a fucking jackhammer all day and night".
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buy him a tub of bag balm and watch him vanish from this plane of existence
Wait Asian chicks and big tits?
Did they have to be big tits on an asian chick? Or were they not related that way?
Because if so man was there just like one chick you found after she had some surgery?
Seriously.
My mom was a nurse she brought home surgical grade lube among the other things I assume all nurses steal from their jobs.
I imagine I could have used it to start a small enterprise.
i remember back in high school when watching porn at other dude's houses was the thing
getting your chub on as a group always struck me as incredibly fucking weird
Why can't kids just wait until their fucking parents go out
the conversation with my mom was super, super awkward.
i'm well adjusted these days though, so i think i got all the perversion out of my system?
so awkward you guys.
My dad shouldn't have been that surprised I started masturbating in fourth grade when we were watching Striptease together when I was ten. I'm kind of creeped out by my past self
Ok son first of all, a cucumber is not that enticing, secondly it certainly doesn't go there, and thirdly an anime ape wouldn't be using it like that anyways.
I remember there was a group of dudes who were incredibly homophobic, like violently so, and they always went to this one guys house during grades seven and eight to watch porn together. Then they'd totally flip out if one of the guys was turning queer on them by getting too turned on, or not too turned on enough, I suppose.
I cannot imagine watching porn with friends. The only scenario is where it is hilarious/so bad and cannot under any circumstances result in an erection.
Watching porn with friends is only a few steps from soggy biscuit.
steam
Having 3 brothers means you always have a scapegoat.
Even when you discover your horrible fetishes.
My little brother can't be trusted home alone for more than a few minutes. Even when he is, I rarely leave home except to go to work.
He could always just, ya know, close the door.
My older brother was always the scapegoat
Except for one time my mom was all "WHAT IS THIS IN MY HISTORY" and my dad was all "They're probably just popups from a cheatcode site calm the fuck down!" and that's how I avoided the you've been looking at porn talk
I also hated in when I forgot to delete the history and I'd be watching TV downstairs while my Dad was on the computer and I'd just hear a "What the fuck is soandso.com!?" He didn't realise it was me and just thought that some virus had got onto the computer and put all these sites in the history.
i learned that part the hard way
"no dad, i didn't go to all those sites. popups did it"
Yeah, that's how I learned how to draw too.
just think, we totally could have been on there at the same time
wait, no, aren't you like 14 or something?
i'm talking like 9 years ago, so.
not nearly as fun as i thought the outcome would be.
amen to that.
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"I'm not mad, this is natural for a boy your age" the whole thing. Completely understanding about it all
Dad on the other hand went completely apeshit nuts when he found out I looked at porn at his house
didn't this come up a few days ago?
Oh god.
That would have had 14 year old me in dire need of new pants.
I'm 18 but yeah
I discovered literotica in uh eighth grade so four years ago this winter
I remember that. That was when dad and I were staying in my grandparents' house while they were in Florida for the winter
So every day was just another day before that every other weekend when I had two days of porn
in all honesty
popups were a huge source of boobage for me at the time
so many blocked sites
I tried that and she just kinda looked at me like
"Come on
Admit it
This isn't all pop-ups"
Yeah, with men
Fridays Without Borders was so exciting for me
Even if it was a lot of tits
really crude stuff like sexy penis in vagina, sexy super breasts. He'd deny it blindly, saying he didn't know what that shit was. A few years later we'd bring it up with him and he was all "yeah, I was like a fucking jackhammer all day and night".