the TimeSplitters thread of awesome

tsplitter

There was the first game for the Playstation 2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TimeSplitters

which was okay for the time with a cool map editor and whatnot

then there was the game that made me love my gamecube all over again (but it came out for ps2 and xbox too)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TimeSplitters_2

which kinda had a story and the multiplayer was awesome and was the inspiration behind my name

the lastest is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TimeSplitters:_Future_Perfect

which had a great story line but kinda lame multiplayer, which always made me wonder if there was some way to combine this game witht the previous one and make the greatest game ever made

and now there will be a fourth one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TimeSplitters_4


so people, who else loves this series

Cold Salmon and Hatred

why a timesplitters thread

what a pleasant surprise

#pipe

I am pretty fuckng good at Monkey Curling

Speakeasy

you know what I liked the best?

the mapmaker

I spent hours upon hours making up scenarios to torture my brother with

Centipede Damascus

TimeSplitters is my favorite console shooter series ever

it has a great sense of humor

potatoe

Speakeasy wrote: »

you know what I liked the best?

the mapmaker

I spent hours upon hours making up scenarios to torture my brother with

i hear defender loves mapmakers in games

#pipe

CD your new av and sig are very slick

what are they from?

tsplitter

man ts2 was the last gamecube game i ever played

then again there really wasnt a whole lot on there worth playing anyway

Godfather

#pipe wrote: »

CD your new av and sig are very slick

what are they from?

That looks like S_O's doing.

tsplitter

#pipe wrote: »

CD your new av and sig are very slick

what are they from?

the mspaintadventures place

J3p

Absolutely wonderful games.

I really liked playing with fire in TS2! Seeing a guy set on fire for the first time was like "Whoa these fire effects are fantastisch!"

Cold Salmon and Hatred

I sucked at the mapmaker but in TS3 I enjoyed making ones with various deathtraps

loved making pits of no return

Godfather

I always rocked a monkey in multiplayer.

Too bad using turrets was impossible.

Centipede Damascus

#pipe wrote: »

CD your new av and sig are very slick

what are they from?

www.mspaintadventures.com

you really need to read this

tsplitter

i always wanted a custom artsy fartsy avatar/sig of one of the timeplsitters monkeys with a top hat, monocle, and tommy gun, but alas i cant even draw stick figures right

potatoe

Godfather wrote: »

I always rocked a monkey in multiplayer.

Too bad using turrets was impossible.

monkey was for bitches
short and hard to hit and just a nuisance

yeah, good job at being the oddjob of timesplitters

tsplitter

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

CD your new av and sig are very slick

what are they from?

www.mspaintadventures.com

you really need to read this

OH FUCK ITS SOME FANCY SANTAS

Cold Salmon and Hatred

I loved making games where it was me against a bunch of dinosaurs, fists only

hehehheh

tsplitter

man i could never beat that robot factory level on hard

it was just so unfair

potatoe

gretel or nothing, bitches

potatoe

also
ts:fp was far too easy

ts2 on hard mode made you want to punch the wall
ts:fp on hard was a leisurely stroll through the park

J3p

tsplitter wrote: »

man i could never beat that robot factory level on hard

it was just so unfair

I managed to pass it! I think I punched my couch a lot of times in the process though.

But I could never pass Space Station on hard. Those tentacle-faced aliens would tear me to shreds every time.

tsplitter

if you wanna be badass in ts2 you play an assault map

where its a full team against you

put on one hit kills

and make the 5th weapon the electro tool

Cold Salmon and Hatred

anyone else like abusing the Hunchback

#pipe

I liked playing the dude wearing boxes painted up to make him look like a robot

potatoe

these games are susceptible to the ol' ostrich technique
i've beaten some of the harder sections of levels just by closing my eyes and running through the middle of a room yelling "IF I CAN'T SEE YOU, YOU CAN'T SEE ME"

tsplitter

I always hated it when bots could do somersaults and shit when i cant. One time i had duck mandrake coming right at me (but not firing for some reason) so i took out the rocket launcher and shot one straight at his chest. He fucking slides under the rocket, gets right in front of me, and headshots me with a revolver

#pipe

#pipe wrote: »

I liked playing the dude wearing boxes painted up to make him look like a robot

R-one-oh-seven represent.

potatoe

tsplitter wrote: »

I always hated it when bots could do somersaults and shit when i cant. One time i had duck mandrake coming right at me (but not firing for some reason) so i took out the rocket launcher and shot one straight at his chest. He fucking slides under the rocket, gets right in front of me, and headshots me with a revolver

i spent a large chunk of time trying to figure out how to do it before i realized that i couldn't

so upset

tsplitter

#pipe wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

I liked playing the dude wearing boxes painted up to make him look like a robot

R-one-oh-seven represent.

damnit i was post that shit

just

RARGH

The_Scarab

Not enough circus up in this bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsh2_FE0a_A

tsplitter

stumpyyyyy

J3p

I played as the Monkey and later as The Machinist a lot.

J3p

I remember trying to get Stumpy and tearing out a lot of hair in the process. So damn difficult.

Hakunin

timesplitters was super fun times. never played any of the sequels though.

tsplitter

J3p wrote: »

I remember trying to get Stumpy and tearing out a lot of hair in the process. So damn difficult.

if im remembering the challenges right I had a similar experience getting Lefty

or was it hatchet sal

anyway it was the one where you kill alot of lefty clones

potatoe

tsplitter wrote: »

J3p wrote: »

I remember trying to get Stumpy and tearing out a lot of hair in the process. So damn difficult.

if im remembering the challenges right I had a similar experience getting Lefty

or was it hatchet sal

anyway it was the one where you kill alot of lefty clones

fuck that challenge
every attempt at that consisted of restarting a dozen times until i spawned right where i wanted to be then holding my breath and never blinking in fear of losing concentration for even a second

SirToasty

Hard mode on TS2 is so fucking difficult.

I don't know if I ever got past the first stage.

Air

seems to me you coulda saved some space in op with just one link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timesplitter

tsplitter

potatoe wrote: »

tsplitter wrote: »

J3p wrote: »

I remember trying to get Stumpy and tearing out a lot of hair in the process. So damn difficult.

if im remembering the challenges right I had a similar experience getting Lefty

or was it hatchet sal

anyway it was the one where you kill alot of lefty clones

fuck that challenge
every attempt at that consisted of restarting a dozen times until i spawned right where i wanted to be then holding my breath and never blinking in fear of losing concentration for even a second

i tried that

then i got super pissed and just ran around killing everything

got platinum

Junpei

Time splitters is fucking awesome and I almost always play as Crispy. Sniping bitches all day.