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the TimeSplitters thread of awesome

tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
There was the first game for the Playstation 2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TimeSplitters

which was okay for the time with a cool map editor and whatnot

then there was the game that made me love my gamecube all over again (but it came out for ps2 and xbox too)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TimeSplitters_2

which kinda had a story and the multiplayer was awesome and was the inspiration behind my name

the lastest is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TimeSplitters:_Future_Perfect

which had a great story line but kinda lame multiplayer, which always made me wonder if there was some way to combine this game witht the previous one and make the greatest game ever made

and now there will be a fourth one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TimeSplitters_4


so people, who else loves this series

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    why a timesplitters thread

    what a pleasant surprise

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am pretty fuckng good at Monkey Curling

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    SpeakeasySpeakeasy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you know what I liked the best?

    the mapmaker

    I spent hours upon hours making up scenarios to torture my brother with

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    TimeSplitters is my favorite console shooter series ever

    it has a great sense of humor

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Speakeasy wrote: »
    you know what I liked the best?

    the mapmaker

    I spent hours upon hours making up scenarios to torture my brother with

    i hear defender loves mapmakers in games

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    CD your new av and sig are very slick

    what are they from?

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man ts2 was the last gamecube game i ever played

    then again there really wasnt a whole lot on there worth playing anyway

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    CD your new av and sig are very slick

    what are they from?

    That looks like S_O's doing.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    CD your new av and sig are very slick

    what are they from?

    the mspaintadventures place

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Absolutely wonderful games.

    I really liked playing with fire in TS2! Seeing a guy set on fire for the first time was like "Whoa these fire effects are fantastisch!"

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I sucked at the mapmaker but in TS3 I enjoyed making ones with various deathtraps

    loved making pits of no return

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I always rocked a monkey in multiplayer.

    Too bad using turrets was impossible.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    CD your new av and sig are very slick

    what are they from?

    www.mspaintadventures.com

    you really need to read this

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i always wanted a custom artsy fartsy avatar/sig of one of the timeplsitters monkeys with a top hat, monocle, and tommy gun, but alas i cant even draw stick figures right

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Godfather wrote: »
    I always rocked a monkey in multiplayer.

    Too bad using turrets was impossible.

    monkey was for bitches
    short and hard to hit and just a nuisance

    yeah, good job at being the oddjob of timesplitters

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    CD your new av and sig are very slick

    what are they from?

    www.mspaintadventures.com

    you really need to read this

    OH FUCK ITS SOME FANCY SANTAS

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I loved making games where it was me against a bunch of dinosaurs, fists only

    hehehheh

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man i could never beat that robot factory level on hard

    it was just so unfair

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    gretel or nothing, bitches

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also
    ts:fp was far too easy

    ts2 on hard mode made you want to punch the wall
    ts:fp on hard was a leisurely stroll through the park

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    man i could never beat that robot factory level on hard

    it was just so unfair

    I managed to pass it! I think I punched my couch a lot of times in the process though.

    But I could never pass Space Station on hard. Those tentacle-faced aliens would tear me to shreds every time.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    if you wanna be badass in ts2 you play an assault map

    where its a full team against you

    put on one hit kills

    and make the 5th weapon the electro tool

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    anyone else like abusing the Hunchback

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I liked playing the dude wearing boxes painted up to make him look like a robot

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    these games are susceptible to the ol' ostrich technique
    i've beaten some of the harder sections of levels just by closing my eyes and running through the middle of a room yelling "IF I CAN'T SEE YOU, YOU CAN'T SEE ME"

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I always hated it when bots could do somersaults and shit when i cant. One time i had duck mandrake coming right at me (but not firing for some reason) so i took out the rocket launcher and shot one straight at his chest. He fucking slides under the rocket, gets right in front of me, and headshots me with a revolver

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I liked playing the dude wearing boxes painted up to make him look like a robot

    R-one-oh-seven represent.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    I always hated it when bots could do somersaults and shit when i cant. One time i had duck mandrake coming right at me (but not firing for some reason) so i took out the rocket launcher and shot one straight at his chest. He fucking slides under the rocket, gets right in front of me, and headshots me with a revolver

    i spent a large chunk of time trying to figure out how to do it before i realized that i couldn't

    so upset

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I liked playing the dude wearing boxes painted up to make him look like a robot

    R-one-oh-seven represent.

    080roneohseven1yw2.jpg

    damnit i was post that shit

    just

    RARGH

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Not enough circus up in this bitch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsh2_FE0a_A

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    stumpyyyyy

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I played as the Monkey and later as The Machinist a lot.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I remember trying to get Stumpy and tearing out a lot of hair in the process. So damn difficult.

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    HakuninHakunin Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    timesplitters was super fun times. never played any of the sequels though.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    I remember trying to get Stumpy and tearing out a lot of hair in the process. So damn difficult.

    if im remembering the challenges right I had a similar experience getting Lefty

    or was it hatchet sal

    anyway it was the one where you kill alot of lefty clones

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    I remember trying to get Stumpy and tearing out a lot of hair in the process. So damn difficult.

    if im remembering the challenges right I had a similar experience getting Lefty

    or was it hatchet sal

    anyway it was the one where you kill alot of lefty clones

    fuck that challenge
    every attempt at that consisted of restarting a dozen times until i spawned right where i wanted to be then holding my breath and never blinking in fear of losing concentration for even a second

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hard mode on TS2 is so fucking difficult.

    I don't know if I ever got past the first stage.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    seems to me you coulda saved some space in op with just one link

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timesplitter

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    I remember trying to get Stumpy and tearing out a lot of hair in the process. So damn difficult.

    if im remembering the challenges right I had a similar experience getting Lefty

    or was it hatchet sal

    anyway it was the one where you kill alot of lefty clones

    fuck that challenge
    every attempt at that consisted of restarting a dozen times until i spawned right where i wanted to be then holding my breath and never blinking in fear of losing concentration for even a second

    i tried that

    then i got super pissed and just ran around killing everything

    got platinum

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Time splitters is fucking awesome and I almost always play as Crispy. Sniping bitches all day.

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