which had a great story line but kinda lame multiplayer, which always made me wonder if there was some way to combine this game witht the previous one and make the greatest game ever made
i always wanted a custom artsy fartsy avatar/sig of one of the timeplsitters monkeys with a top hat, monocle, and tommy gun, but alas i cant even draw stick figures right
these games are susceptible to the ol' ostrich technique
i've beaten some of the harder sections of levels just by closing my eyes and running through the middle of a room yelling "IF I CAN'T SEE YOU, YOU CAN'T SEE ME"
I always hated it when bots could do somersaults and shit when i cant. One time i had duck mandrake coming right at me (but not firing for some reason) so i took out the rocket launcher and shot one straight at his chest. He fucking slides under the rocket, gets right in front of me, and headshots me with a revolver
tsplitter on
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I always hated it when bots could do somersaults and shit when i cant. One time i had duck mandrake coming right at me (but not firing for some reason) so i took out the rocket launcher and shot one straight at his chest. He fucking slides under the rocket, gets right in front of me, and headshots me with a revolver
i spent a large chunk of time trying to figure out how to do it before i realized that i couldn't
I remember trying to get Stumpy and tearing out a lot of hair in the process. So damn difficult.
if im remembering the challenges right I had a similar experience getting Lefty
or was it hatchet sal
anyway it was the one where you kill alot of lefty clones
fuck that challenge
every attempt at that consisted of restarting a dozen times until i spawned right where i wanted to be then holding my breath and never blinking in fear of losing concentration for even a second
I remember trying to get Stumpy and tearing out a lot of hair in the process. So damn difficult.
if im remembering the challenges right I had a similar experience getting Lefty
or was it hatchet sal
anyway it was the one where you kill alot of lefty clones
fuck that challenge
every attempt at that consisted of restarting a dozen times until i spawned right where i wanted to be then holding my breath and never blinking in fear of losing concentration for even a second
i tried that
then i got super pissed and just ran around killing everything
Posts
what a pleasant surprise
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
the mapmaker
I spent hours upon hours making up scenarios to torture my brother with
it has a great sense of humor
i hear defender loves mapmakers in games
what are they from?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
then again there really wasnt a whole lot on there worth playing anyway
That looks like S_O's doing.
the mspaintadventures place
I really liked playing with fire in TS2! Seeing a guy set on fire for the first time was like "Whoa these fire effects are fantastisch!"
loved making pits of no return
Too bad using turrets was impossible.
www.mspaintadventures.com
you really need to read this
monkey was for bitches
short and hard to hit and just a nuisance
yeah, good job at being the oddjob of timesplitters
OH FUCK ITS SOME FANCY SANTAS
hehehheh
it was just so unfair
ts:fp was far too easy
ts2 on hard mode made you want to punch the wall
ts:fp on hard was a leisurely stroll through the park
I managed to pass it! I think I punched my couch a lot of times in the process though.
But I could never pass Space Station on hard. Those tentacle-faced aliens would tear me to shreds every time.
where its a full team against you
put on one hit kills
and make the 5th weapon the electro tool
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i've beaten some of the harder sections of levels just by closing my eyes and running through the middle of a room yelling "IF I CAN'T SEE YOU, YOU CAN'T SEE ME"
R-one-oh-seven represent.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i spent a large chunk of time trying to figure out how to do it before i realized that i couldn't
so upset
damnit i was post that shit
just
RARGH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsh2_FE0a_A
if im remembering the challenges right I had a similar experience getting Lefty
or was it hatchet sal
anyway it was the one where you kill alot of lefty clones
fuck that challenge
every attempt at that consisted of restarting a dozen times until i spawned right where i wanted to be then holding my breath and never blinking in fear of losing concentration for even a second
I don't know if I ever got past the first stage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timesplitter
i tried that
then i got super pissed and just ran around killing everything
got platinum