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Zack and Miri Make a Porno

DVGDVG No. 1 Honor StudentNether Institute, Evil AcademyRegistered User regular
edited November 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
I'm surprised there's no thread for this anywhere here.

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Oh, and the poster that wasn't allowed to run in the states:
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Plot Synopsis (from wiki)
Lifelong friends and roommates Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) are facing hard times and a mountain of debt. When the electricity and plumbing get cut off, they seize upon the idea of making a homegrown porno movie (Star Whores) for some quick cash, enlisting the help of their friends. The two vow that having sex will not ruin their friendship. But as filming begins, what started out as a business proposition between friends turns into something much more.

Saw it the other night, and laughed my ass off. It's super funny, and pretty much solidifies that Smith can do a funny movie without Jay and Silent Bob.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    oh, i didn't know Kevin Smith was doing this. I'll have to check it out.

    Is it just me or is Seth Rogen in like fucking 3 movies a month?

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  • Ninja BotNinja Bot Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I saw this last night. I thought it was pretty good. The story was predictable for sure but I still thought the humor was top notch.

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  • QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Just saw this last night with a few friends. I thoroughly enjoyed it. God, the part when
    Stacey, er, de-constipates herself. I don't think I've ever laughed and gagged like that at the same time.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I have no desire to watch this movie.

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    We're going to see it in about 30 minutes - I'm really excited. I love Kevin Smith flicks but they have a tendancy to disappear from the theaters too quickly and I miss them.

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  • DVGDVG No. 1 Honor Student Nether Institute, Evil AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Just saw this last night with a few friends. I thoroughly enjoyed it. God, the part when
    Stacey, er, de-constipates herself. I don't think I've ever laughed and gagged like that at the same time.

    From what I understand, that was the shot that almost got the film a NC-17 rating, that they thankfully they appealed down to an R without cutting it. And thank god, because it was probably the funniest single thing that happened.

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  • TheCrumblyCrackerTheCrumblyCracker Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Whats the R rating for? Do we get to see some Rogen ass?

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  • Fatboy RobertsFatboy Roberts Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you see some mewes dick. And the word "fuck" is said a whole fuck of a lot.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Frankly, the move fell apart after
    they actually had sex.

    The fleshlight conversation? Fantastic. But everything after the spoiler'd point? It was just... worse.

    And the ending was just far too fucking easy and abrupt.

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  • QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Frankly, the move fell apart after
    they actually had sex.

    The fleshlight conversation? Fantastic. But everything after the spoiler'd point? It was just... worse.

    And the ending was just far too fucking easy and abrupt.

    I agree about the ending, but really, I wasn't expecting too much out of it. And I thought they did a decent job mixing in Zack and Miri's relationship with the rest of the movie, although sometimes it was a little heavy-handed.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    How does this size up vs. other Kevin Smith movies?

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    How does this size up vs. other Kevin Smith movies?

    First half? Spot on.

    Second half? :(

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Is it just me or is Seth Rogen in like fucking 3 movies a month?

    That's Elizabeth Banks

    W.
    This
    Some movie with Paul Rudd and McLovin

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It was great - although yes, the ending was a bit abrupt and predictable.

    As to how it stacks up against other Kevin Smith flicks - I can say we laughed more during Clerks II at the theater but still had a fun time. I can never tell which of his movies I'll end up liking the most until I've watched the DVD a crapload of times - but I'd say I'll end up putting this one somewhere in the middle. The supporting cast was really good as well.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    looking forward to this. Gotta try to see it this week as I'm going to a Jersey Q&A Smith is doing on Friday and I want to know what the fuck everyone is talking about.

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  • DrakeonDrakeon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The guy who plays Darrel on the office was awesome in this (incidentally, he's been awesome in pretty much all his roles I've seen him in. He seems to be getting a heckuva lot of them too lately). Great supporting cast and pretty hilarious overall.

    Gotta say I laughed more at Clerks 2 though (can't beat the pillowpants conversation, at least for my money).

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I saw this tonight and it made me laugh quite a bit, especially during the first half of the movie.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    How does this size up vs. other Kevin Smith movies?

    Easily one of my favorites. I'd put it up there with Chasing Amy, except
    It has a happy ending

    Seriously, this film had a lot more heart than I expected. I'm glad Kevin's still got it.
    (I really didn't like Clerks 2 much.)

    Granted, some of the scenes were just D:, but I admittedly hadn't laughed that hard at a film in forever.


    And everyone: stay after the credits.

    Also, Fett's Vette scene: win.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Is it just me or is Seth Rogen in like fucking 3 movies a month?

    Nope, that's Will Farrell.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Just saw this last night with a few friends. I thoroughly enjoyed it. God, the part when
    Stacey, er, de-constipates herself. I don't think I've ever laughed and gagged like that at the same time.

    Okay. I'm terribly curious. Please explain in more detail? I don't care if I'm spoilered. <3

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  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Typical Smith shit. On par with Jersey Girl, which means it's a tepid pit of bile.

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  • QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Just saw this last night with a few friends. I thoroughly enjoyed it. God, the part when
    Stacey, er, de-constipates herself. I don't think I've ever laughed and gagged like that at the same time.

    Okay. I'm terribly curious. Please explain in more detail? I don't care if I'm spoilered. <3
    Stacey (one of the women they hire to help make the porno) says to Zack that she is constipated. A few minutes later (when you've stopped thinking about it), she's in the middle of a sex scene with the camera guy beneath her. To make a long story short, she gets surprised and explodes shit all over the face of the camera guy.

    it's much funnier in the theater.

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  • DVGDVG No. 1 Honor Student Nether Institute, Evil AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Crayon wrote: »
    Typical Smith shit. On par with Jersey Girl, which means it's a tepid shit of bile.

    Man, what does that even mean?

    In any case, whatever, this was way funnier than Jersey Girl.

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  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DVG wrote: »
    Crayon wrote: »
    Typical Smith shit. On par with Jersey Girl, which means it's a tepid shit of bile.

    Man, what does that even mean?

    In any case, whatever, this was way funnier than Jersey Girl.

    Sorry, was suppose to be pit instead of shit, I suppose my anger at an abortion of a movie took over. I did not enjoy this movie at all.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Crayon wrote: »
    DVG wrote: »
    Crayon wrote: »
    Typical Smith shit. On par with Jersey Girl, which means it's a tepid shit of bile.

    Man, what does that even mean?

    In any case, whatever, this was way funnier than Jersey Girl.

    Sorry, was suppose to be pit instead of shit, I suppose my anger at an abortion of a movie took over. I did not enjoy this movie at all.

    well it sounds like you went in with a positive attitude and generally enjoys this guys work.

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  • peteaboda1peteaboda1 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Just got home from it, didn't stay for after the credits. I thought this was really funny though they really tried to have a heart as well.
    I wish I could've seen more of star whores though.

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  • TankTank Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I saw it last night and loved it.

    My favorite scene:
    Was when that drunk walked in while they were in the middle of a scene, demanded a cup of coffee, strolled over to the counter where Mews and Stacy are frozen in mid-fuck and says, "Y'all see the game tonight!?"

    :lol:

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The movie is alright. I felt some of the humour was kind of forced and a little cringeworthy. The story is about 90% predictable. Right now, I'd rank it pretty low. Just better than Jay and Bob Strike Back and just worse than Jersey Girl. I think I'm going to need to watch it a few more times on DVD or something to see if my opinion improves.

    This is definitely going to appeal more to Kevin Smith fans.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alright, somebody spoil for me what happens after the credits.

    I hate when there's extra stuff after wards.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Alright, somebody spoil for me what happens after the credits.

    I hate when there's extra stuff after wards.
    It's basically a kind of community access-grade commercial advertising NR Productions and the Z and M videos (including a Star Whores boxset) and ends with a we're not just the presidents but also clients joke. There's an extended bit where Brandon is going on about how the NRP videos rekindled his and Bobby Long's relationship. (It probably could've been cut a little shorter since it was just basically an extension of the reunion scene.)

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Justin Long stole the movie for me and the people I was with.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    urahonky wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Is it just me or is Seth Rogen in like fucking 3 movies a month?

    Nope, that's Will Farrell.

    well not lately

    but i mean seth rogen was in this and pineapple express just came out like 2 months ago and uh

    i swear i saw him in something else that's coming out

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  • QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tank wrote: »
    I saw it last night and loved it.

    My favorite scene:
    Was when that drunk walked in while they were in the middle of a scene, demanded a cup of coffee, strolled over to the counter where Mews and Stacy are frozen in mid-fuck and says, "Y'all see the game tonight!?"

    :lol:
    "I like yer..cat!"

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  • SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I thought this was a fantastic movie. Combined with Clerks 2 it's nice to see Smith growing a bit as a director AND a writer. His dialogue is still great but doesn't come off so much as some guys talking who just happen to have a camera on them.

    I thought Mewes was suprisingly good in the movie as well.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I enjoyed it quite a bit.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    A great watch, but the plot was thrown into the toilet once it served its purpose to put the focus on their relationship. Very uneven, perhaps even rushed ending.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Alright, somebody spoil for me what happens after the credits.

    I hate when there's extra stuff after wards.
    It's basically a kind of community access-grade commercial advertising NR Productions and the Z and M videos (including a Star Whores boxset) and ends with a we're not just the presidents but also clients joke. There's an extended bit where Brandon is going on about how the NRP videos rekindled his and Bobby Long's relationship. (It probably could've been cut a little shorter since it was just basically an extension of the reunion scene.)

    Thanks.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I just saw knocked up and its pretty fucked that they dry hump but she dosent show her tits.

    And its not that I really need to see her tits its like Im watching her fuck and thinking she is really uncomfortable like that. I swear, who the hell wears anything while fucking. Even the fattest kid with the biggest man tits is going to get balls naked if he gets laid.

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  • cytorakcytorak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Is it just me or is Seth Rogen in like fucking 3 movies a month?

    That's Elizabeth Banks

    W.
    This
    Some movie with Paul Rudd and McLovin

    Also, that horror movie about the g-g-ghosts!

    Also, the trailer for My Bloody Valentine in 3D looked so bad, that I thought it was a parody trailer like in Grindhouse.

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  • fuelishfuelish Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    Crayon wrote: »
    DVG wrote: »
    Crayon wrote: »
    Typical Smith shit. On par with Jersey Girl, which means it's a tepid shit of bile.

    Man, what does that even mean?

    In any case, whatever, this was way funnier than Jersey Girl.

    Sorry, was suppose to be pit instead of shit, I suppose my anger at an abortion of a movie took over. I did not enjoy this movie at all.

    well it sounds like you went in with a positive attitude and generally enjoys this guys work.


    Now we know Crayons real identity is Tim Burton.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_UG8ub3aoY

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