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LOOK AT THIS DUDE.
Satans..... hints.....
fuck yes!!
That guy is amazing.
Blaket, I stand before you green with envy.
You got to meet an honest-to-God Fireworks Pirate.
He wanted ten kuai for fireworks.
I talked him down to six.
Satans..... hints.....
he needs that extra 4 kuai to buy ointment for his stump
That dude lived on a mudflat.
He used mud as an ointment.
Satans..... hints.....
That is a pittance.
For fireworks.
And I don't have to deal with crusty Indians to get them.
I get to deal with awesome Pirates.
Goddamnit, I need to visit China.
We literally ran up to our tour guide going "May! May! How do you say fireworks!" Then we were all, "Where do you buy them?" so our guide turns, walks into the very first store we see and buys fireworks for us and we set them off in the middle of the street.
Satans..... hints.....
3 people died, 10 injured
You also forgot.
2 people with the biggest fucking grins on their face.
Satans..... hints.....
Sweet merciful Christ.
I need to go there.
I need to go so badly.
you, uh
lose a fight to a girl
sorry dude, I was rooting for ya
(yet)
gimme time, man
BAH I SAY
Like I didn't need more help torpedoing my masculinity.
hurkadurkadurk
fire is pretty great
I was watching this program on AIDS antivirals. The effects are that HIV is brought under control, which is good.
The bad is the side effects, which wastes your facial flesh until you look like a skeleton.
Aids Survivor
exactly
Have you ever mixed styrofoam and petrol to produce a crude napalm? My guess is no.
Have you ever adjusted said napalm with other things I will not mention on these boards? My guess is no.
Have you ever loaded said napalm into your mother's christmas ornaments and used these jury-rigged firebombs to decimate ant colonies?
Again, my guess, is no.
Therefore, I understand your misunderstanding of a pyrophilia.
And I quake for you.
This.
This is so fucking apt.
I can't stop laughing, here.
fire
hey guys have you heard about this other great new invention
it's called the wheel, y'all should check it out
That's bad? You'll always be able to walk around with a face that says "I fucking beat AIDS, bitches". People will respect that.
steam
You know whats fun? Strapping estes rockets to a skateboard and firing them off.
Apparently a kid my friend knew did this.
His injuries? I won't go into them.
Suffice it to say, you could see bone.
well im sure they put you on some clinical steroids as well
i think your definition is wildly boring
You just haven't lived, my boy.
Fun is driving in a car without working brakes.
Fun is running from the poh-leece.
Fun is intentionally riding a bike or shopping cart into a derelict car because your friend has a video camera and "this will be cool"
Fun is trying to kick a tree over because you're drunk, and somebody drunker just climbed it.
i'm pretty sure fun isn't a synonym for retarded