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GTA IV Thread - Now More Gay!

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  • FaffelFaffel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    SoaL wrote: »
    little jacob is my favourite

    I hardly understand a word he says but who cares. We went to play darts and ended up holding off the bar against waves of police that streamed in until we were both hospitalized.

    The greatest part about Little Jacob is when you first meet Badman. The look Nico gives Jacob is just priceless... me and three friends doubled over laughing the first time we saw it.

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  • BehemothBehemoth Compulsive Seashell Collector Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faffel wrote: »
    SoaL wrote: »
    little jacob is my favourite

    I hardly understand a word he says but who cares. We went to play darts and ended up holding off the bar against waves of police that streamed in until we were both hospitalized.

    The greatest part about Little Jacob is when you first meet Badman. The look Nico gives Jacob is just priceless... me and three friends doubled over laughing the first time we saw it.

    Ahahahaha, that part is great. He talks for about a minute and then Niko looks at Jacob "... what?"

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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    41 Pigeons to go. I just wrapped up my 2nd visit with Eddie.
    That guy had to die. What a weird ass.

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what's the deal with the pigeons

    i tried picking up the one at the top of the...empire state building? but i maybe fell off.

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    LaCabra wrote: »
    what's the deal with the pigeons

    i tried picking up the one at the top of the...empire state building? but i maybe fell off.

    They're the "Hidden Packages" of the game.

    You shoot them.

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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    41 Pigeons to go. I just wrapped up my 2nd visit with Eddie.
    That guy had to die. What a weird ass.
    I believe he was the serial killer they talk about on the radio. After you kill him, you should hear a bulletin saying he was found dead. It's pretty cool. Also, if you go to the random characters map on www.whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.com, you'll see that Eddie's left a message.

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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I finally got Chain Reaction. Thanks a lot, Baker. I'd been stuck on that for a week and my ultra-mild OCD prohibited me from moving on to the next trophy 'till I finished this one.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The serial killer radio bit is actually a spoof of an episode of The Wire, where the police invent a serial killer to up their public profile and get more funding. You can tell this because at one point the radio is like "police advise more public spending in the areas of x y z".

    /according to a friend.

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  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aw man now you spoiled the Wire for me. WAY TO GO GG THANX
    love and hugz

    BTW, what do you get for killing the pigeons? a new weapon spawn every 10 pigeons, like in all the previous games? Or just the stupid achievement?

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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ok, so I've got everything done (I think) other than the last mission for the 100% Complete Gold Trophy.

    Now here’s the thing, I'm on the mission where I have to choose
    Revenge or Deal. I've made a save to do both, but was wondering what most of you did. I think I'm going to kill Dimitre, because I already have $1,000,000 and don't really consider myself a poor fuck anymore, so they can get bent.

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  • SamSam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    The serial killer radio bit is actually a spoof of an episode of The Wire, where the police invent a serial killer to up their public profile and get more funding. You can tell this because at one point the radio is like "police advise more public spending in the areas of x y z".

    /according to a friend.

    That's a little tricky- The Wire Season 5 aired between October 07(original release date for IV) and March 08. GTA came out in April. It's possible, but I think the delay was due to technical stuff and not the radio.

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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ok, so I've got everything done (I think) other than the last mission for the 100% Complete Gold Trophy.

    Now here’s the thing, I'm on the mission where I have to choose
    Revenge or Deal. I've made a save to do both, but was wondering what most of you did. I think I'm going to kill Dimitre, because I already have $1,000,000 and don't really consider myself a poor fuck anymore, so they can get bent.
    I went for Revenge first, then did the Deal. I can't fully reveal why, without spoiling the story, but the developers too seem to want you to choose Revenge since the rewards are greater.

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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ok, so I've got everything done (I think) other than the last mission for the 100% Complete Gold Trophy.

    Now here’s the thing, I'm on the mission where I have to choose
    Revenge or Deal. I've made a save to do both, but was wondering what most of you did. I think I'm going to kill Dimitre, because I already have $1,000,000 and don't really consider myself a poor fuck anymore, so they can get bent.
    I went for Revenge first, then did the Deal. I can't fully reveal why, without spoiling the story, but the developers too seem to want you to choose Revenge since the rewards are greater.
    I only choose Revenge because I just recently got a call from Dimitri about him cutting off my tongue, so he deserves to die. Roman didn't sound to happy, but now I'm waiting for the Wedding.

    edit - and I am planning in on flying into his wedding, would this not be recommended?

    BakerIsBored on
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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You have to pick up Kate, so unless you can land below the bridge that her house is under, I'd say no.

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  • PatboyXPatboyX Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Are they still recording voices for GTA4 expansion?
    East Side Dave just got drunk on Ron and Fez and let slip that he was recording with Lazlo and that you will be able to hear his voice because it is used when you do something you have to like "steal a car."

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  • RCagentRCagent Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Being at this is the first time i've played Grand Theft Auto IV (not on a console), I finally got my hands on one of my favorite cars in Grand Theft Auto.

    The Banshee.

    So I felt I just had to make this afterwards:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eJtgb8K6cE

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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I actually think I like the Turismo or the Super GT more than the Banshee. I always seem to wreck the shit out of Banshee's since they are a bit fast and seem to handle worse than the Turismo.

    That said, I now have two Infernuses parked at my safe house. I got one from the last mission from Fabulous Florian. A few minutes later, after parking my first one, I happened upon one in the parking lot of the strip club in Alderney.

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  • SamSam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    RCagent wrote: »
    Being at this is the first time i've played Grand Theft Auto IV (not on a console), I finally got my hands on one of my favorite cars in Grand Theft Auto.

    The Banshee.

    So I felt I just had to make this afterwards:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eJtgb8K6cE

    I love that intersection, I don't think I ever drive there without jumping and soaring away

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  • RohanRohan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Drool wrote: »
    I actually think I like the Turismo or the Super GT more than the Banshee. I always seem to wreck the shit out of Banshee's since they are a bit fast and seem to handle worse than the Turismo.

    I prefer the Comet to all of them.

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    ...and I thought of how all those people died, and what a good death that is. That nobody can blame you for it, because everyone else died along with you, and it is the fault of none, save those who did the killing.

    Nothing's forgotten, nothing is ever forgotten
  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah the Comet is nice, but I tend to have the same problem as the Banshee when I'm in a Comet. Since the engine is in the front and it's made of plastic I tend to hit too much stuff and knock out the engine.

    Also whenever I find one I always seem to go start a mission that takes my car away.

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  • BehemothBehemoth Compulsive Seashell Collector Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Comet is my favorite car. The handling the best out of all the sports cars, and it's still fast enough for stunt jumps.

    And you can smash up the front all you want because the engine is in the back!

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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Is it? Oh nevermind then.

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  • BehemothBehemoth Compulsive Seashell Collector Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Drool wrote: »
    Is it? Oh nevermind then.

    Yeah, the only problem is that it makes it much more vulnerable when you're being shot at. Especially when all 4 FIB agents in a car are unloading into it.

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  • JohnDoeJohnDoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Drool wrote: »
    I actually think I like the Turismo or the Super GT more than the Banshee. I always seem to wreck the shit out of Banshee's since they are a bit fast and seem to handle worse than the Turismo.

    That said, I now have two Infernuses parked at my safe house. I got one from the last mission from Fabulous Florian. A few minutes later, after parking my first one, I happened upon one in the parking lot of the strip club in Alderney.

    The car that you're currently driving spawns more often around you. So if you want a second of any car you have, just drive it around your safehouse for a little while until another appears, then park both.

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  • DoomulonDoomulon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That brings back memories of the time I circled the block around my safehouse and all of a sudden everyone in this run down neighborhood had corvettes... Seriously there were more corvettes parked along this stretch than there were regular cars on a normal day... It was like a few crazy people wanted to see if they could build a wall out of cars along the sidewalk...

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Coquette is a gorgeous entity.

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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Where the fuck was the Cheetah?
    Also, once I was driving through a tunnel and I saw nothing but cabs. I counted around twenty before a non-cab showed up.

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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm still a fan of the Sabre GT. It rocks a bit when it turns, but it has a high top speed, can take a beating and looks badass.

    I had a blast playing Team Mafyia Work tonight. Driving around the city blasting each other and fighting over objectives is fun times. There's just so many epic moments. Like when I was trying to get to a gang of dudes to kill and I took a wrong turn and ended up on an overpass above them. So myself and the dude riding shotgun just jumped out and gunned them all down from above.

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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This is bullcrap. I'm at 98.33% Game progress. I've done everything... UGH. I'm thinking (even though I recall doing all the activities with my friends) that I missed calling one of them for doing an activity they may have called me to do. This is rather annoying.

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  • JohnDoeJohnDoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So I set up a date with Lawchick, but it didn't go well (I had the right clothes, and a nice car, but took her to a place she apparently didn't like). So she didn't give me her number, and I can't reorganise another date through the dating site. Is she gone forever?

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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    @ BakerIsBored:
    That shouldn't affect your game progress.

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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This is what I have saved to a text document that I've pulled off the internet somewhere. All the {X} are ones that I've done...
    Grand Theft Auto IV Guide - 100% Completion Requirements
    If you have completed the game but have not scored 100% then one of the items below is probably the reason why. Make sure you have done all the stuff below if you want to complete the game 100%.

    Complete all 94 missions.{X}

    Deliver all 30 of Stevie's text message cars.{X}

    Complete all 10 of Little Jacob's drug deliveries. {X}

    Complete all 10 Exotic Exports for Brucie. {X}

    Win all 10 of Brucie's races. {X}

    Complete all 9 assassination missions. {X}

    Unlock friend special abilities (Roman and Dwayne excluded). {X}

    Win every activity (full-game of bowling, darts, and pool) against a random computer opponent or friend once. {X}

    Beat the QUB3D high score (at least 11,000 points). {X}

    Take friends to every activity available via their Phonebook menu (Roman and Dwayne excluded).{ }

    Meet random characters and complete their tasks (Ivan, Cherise, and Clarence excluded).{X}

    Kill all 30 criminals on the Most Wanted list (via police car computer). {X}

    Complete 20 Vigilante missions (via police car computer) {X}

    Kill all 200 flying rats/pigeons. {X}

    Complete all 50 stunt jumps. {X}

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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What? That's a shitty requirement for 100%. Blegh!

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The 100% Key is one of my favorite gaming tchotke ever.

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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My list:
    Complete all 94 missions.{X}

    Deliver all 30 of Stevie's text message cars.{X}

    Complete all 10 of Little Jacob's drug deliveries. {X}

    Complete all 10 Exotic Exports for Brucie. {X}

    Win all 10 of Brucie's races. {X}

    Complete all 9 assassination missions. {X}

    Unlock friend special abilities (Roman and Dwayne excluded). { }

    Win every activity (full-game of bowling, darts, and pool) against a random computer opponent or friend once. {X}

    Beat the QUB3D high score (at least 11,000 points). {X}

    Take friends to every activity available via their Phonebook menu (Roman and Dwayne excluded).{X}

    Meet random characters and complete their tasks (Ivan, Cherise, and Clarence excluded).{ }

    Kill all 30 criminals on the Most Wanted list (via police car computer). {X}

    Complete 20 Vigilante missions (via police car computer) {X}

    Kill all 200 flying rats/pigeons. { }

    Complete all 50 stunt jumps. {X}

    Game Progress 95.33%

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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    The 100% Key is one of my favorite gaming tchotke ever.

    Finally got 100%!! :!!:

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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    What? That's a shitty requirement for 100%. Blegh!

    He may not have realised not only do you have to take them to it, but you also have to beat them as well or it doesn't count.

    Edit: Oh well then, don't you have it all wrapped up in one pretty little package after all.

    Nah, you don't have to beat Brucie, L.J., Packie at pool, darts and bowling (combined), you only have to beat 1 friend at pool, darts, bowling (and then also take these 3 friends to all the activities in your cell). But me playing Pool with Packie (and losing) was my last activity I did, after dropping him off at 'ma's' I received the Golden Key.

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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, congratulations on the 100% anyways. I'm hoping to join the club by next week. Keep my jacket ready.

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  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Had my first crash last night. I started up the mission for Elizabeta to run some drugs or something. But it crashed. :(( So I reloaded the game and just ran amok in the city and did my first escape from a 4-star rating.

    I was wondering how the online play is? Is it easy enough to find a pick up a game? Or do you have to start with a bunch of people you want to play with? Also, whenever I hit my Home key to log into GFW, it says I need patch. But when I patch with it and restart my game, my game thinks its' no longer using a KBM and instead thinks it's either on/using a 360 setup. So my character is constantly stuck walking forward and the interface bugs out and gives me recommended keys to use for a 360 controller. Am I the only one with this problem? (This isn't a one time issue, I've done it twice.)

    To reverse the problem. I just do a 'verify integrity of local files' using steam. I know it's not the exact name of the command, but, well, I think most know what I'm referring to at least.

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