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Getting out of trouble

flairmonkeyflairmonkey Registered User new member
edited December 2008 in Help / Advice Forum
Ho ho! I was hoping to do something like this in the future. Now, i'm currently in hot water with my best friend (oh how i wish that was actually true:winky: )Anyways, i managed to wrangle out of trouble a few times so i decided to pass my wrangling skills over to you with a few tips on how to get out of trouble with a friend, parent or girlfriend.

Tip #1: Suppose things have happened in a certain way and a friend is now angry at you.
First you should do is either; Tell the complete truth (if they are the forgiving type)
OR
tell a massive LIE.
This lie will probabley get you home free pretty quickly but make it believe-able.
A few Scenarios:

Friend: Hey, i heard that you stole some of my money
You: Nope, i've been in this room the entire time, just reading this book

Friend: So you called me a moron huh?
You: What? Me call you a moron? You obviously don't know me very well if you assume i'm calling you a moron (this works well)

If you see a chance, always try to kind of sift the guilt over to them. If they accuse you of something say "How dare you" a lot and tell them that "They obviously don't know you very well to say things like that"

That's all for today, have fun being an asshole just like me!

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    Hobbit0815Hobbit0815 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This is for what? You're teaching people how to lie, and how it's good?

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    Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    This is retarded. You're retarded.

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