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How to Be a Better Butterball

lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
This is a thread to celebrate unhealthy living, the anti-work out thread. Food is the best thing, it gives you comfort when you're down and makes your mouth happy. So let us share tales of gluttony and excess.

I've picked up a bad habit of buying blue cheese crumbles and adding it to most everything i eat come dinner time. basically the perfect topping is bacon and blue cheese, on anything

I went to chipotle yesteday and ordered a chicken and steak burrito (double meat) with all the fixings, and still felt kinda hungry afterwards.

Things I have deep fried since getting a deep fryer last christmas from secret satan (thanks agent vesago!): snickers bar, chicken, burgers, twinkies, gummi bears, frosted sugar cookies, ice cream (do not try this), etc etc


so yeah, let your inner fattie out and regale us with tales of your regrettable eating adventures

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  • edited December 2008
    We're having my dad's side of our family over for christmas dinner this year and are getting a turducken since there will be at least 13 people there.

    They take 9+ hours to cook.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i have been eating terrible frozen foods and takeout and such since school started again



    i lost bout 10 pounds?

    i dunno

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I eat a lot of home cooked stuff.

    You'ld think that'd be healthier.




    You'd be so wrong.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i am always 120 pounds

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am living in a constant state of hurrrrrrrrrrgh

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lost... you deep fried gummie bears? Really?

    I know I suggested an oreo, but holy crap man.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    :( .

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I eat a lot of home cooked stuff.

    You'ld think that'd be healthier.




    You'd be so wrong.

    Nothing puts weight on you like home cooking. I always gained weight coming home from school for breaks.

    I mean what are you supposed to do? Say no to mom when she says "Have some eggs and pancakes before you leave for work"?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i ran out of money on my account at the cafeteria

    now i cant eat 5 meals a day

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lostwords makes eating unhealthily into a goddamn art form.

    Also, the unhealthiest thing I've eaten lately has been some Hamburger Helper.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    :( .

    Hello, Stale.

    It is good to see you still alive and kicking.

    How are things in, as they say, the dirty dirty south?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    things you don't know about lostwords:

    he drinks huges cups of au jus

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I eat a lot of home cooked stuff.

    You'ld think that'd be healthier.




    You'd be so wrong.

    Nothing puts weight on you like home cooking. I always gained weight coming home from school for breaks.

    I mean what are you supposed to do? Say no to mom when she says "Have some eggs and pancakes before you leave for work"?

    This is my own home cooking!


    Dear god, if I went back to my mum's cooking everyday I'd be spherical by the end of the week. Damn that woman can cook.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Butterball sausage is delicious.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i am good at healthy cooking

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I eat a lot of home cooked stuff.

    You'ld think that'd be healthier.




    You'd be so wrong.

    Nothing puts weight on you like home cooking. I always gained weight coming home from school for breaks.

    I mean what are you supposed to do? Say no to mom when she says "Have some eggs and pancakes before you leave for work"?

    This is my own home cooking!


    Dear god, if I went back to my mum's cooking everyday I'd be spherical by the end of the week. Damn that woman can cook.

    I figured it was the woman's.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I just had a delicious turkey and munster sandwich with a little dijon mustard. All on 7 seed multigrain bread.


    It would be the death of Lost.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i don't eat often, or if i do, its making a sandwich or something

    i am a bit too lazy to make stuff for myself usually, my mom is at the gym 8 hours a day (not exaggerating at all guys) and my poor dad is tired as hell

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    :( .

    Hello, Stale.

    It is good to see you still alive and kicking.

    How are things in, as they say, the dirty dirty south?

    not terrible

    big bosses are showing up tomorrow


    I get to find out if any of us still have jobs

    we do, well... most of us. Well... I do. I'm not positive about anyone else.



    right now I'm doing my best not to shoot the puppy. www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/dont-shoot-the-puppy

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oreos deep fried are pretty good

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2008
    I eat pretty unhealthily and I am still very thin. I assume that the unhealthiness is manifesting itself in other ways and at age 30 I will collapse with a thousand aneurysms.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    personally I can't fucking wait for the break so I can get back to my mom's cooking

    I am so tired of everything I'm eating here

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    although, when my dad does cook, it is amazing. that man can bbq like no one's business

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I need to get in better shape so that I get a new woman and then she can cook for me and fatten me up.

    Butters on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    things you don't know about lostwords:

    he drinks huges cups of au jus

    lies! its only like one measuring cups worth whenever i get it at quiznos, at the most.

    also zip, your sandwich sounds weeeaaaak

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am at home so am eating lots of good food now! my mother had a bunch of people over to play poker (it's her new thing, having replaced mah jong) and made a ton of food, including a belated birthday cake for me

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    although, when my dad does cook, it is amazing. that man can bbq like no one's business
    My dad is awful at BBQ.

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  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i have been eating terrible frozen foods and takeout and such since school started again



    i lost bout 10 pounds?

    i dunno

    basically this exactly, yeah

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    how do you not shoot the puppy

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    our thanksgiving turkey this year? brined for 4 days

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have at least three cheeseburgers a day

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    our thanksgiving turkey this year? brined for 4 days

    My Mum's Christams Pudding this year?


    Soaking in Brandy for three months.







    I don't think you people even have Christmas Pudding.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what is christmas pudding

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I made the best apple pie for Thanksgiving

    I may make another for Christmas if I have time

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    our thanksgiving turkey this year? brined for 4 days

    My Mum's Christams Pudding this year?


    Soaking in Brandy for three months.







    I don't think you people even have Christmas Pudding.
    It's not even real Christmas Pudding unless it's been soaking in brandy for longer than the concept of Christmas has existed.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    what is christmas pudding
    It's a small piece of concentrated Christmas. They are mined in Wales and then soaked in alcohol, then set on fire when served, then covered in butter mixed with Brandy.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    but speaking of unhealthy lifestyles, i don't think getting a total of ten hours of sleep over a 72+ hour period is very healthy for me

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    what is christmas pudding

    It is excess and gluttony concentrated into desert form.



    A rich rich heavy fruit pudding soaked in alcohol and served with Brandy buter, brandy cream and set on fire.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    but that isn't even what pudding looks like

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2008
    Say what you want about British cooking, our ability to make puddings is unmatched.

    From steak and kidney to bread and butter. Nothing escapes our pudding-making instincts.

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