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Extreme Face-Sucking

VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared!Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE4B75EO20081208
A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss, local media reported Monday.

The 20-something girl from Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.

"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.

The woman's hearing would likely return to normal after about two months, Li said.

"While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," the paper said.

Ah, China. I love you so much I could just kiss you and RUPTURE YOUR EARDRUMS.

Odd kissing experiences? GO!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What was he trying to syphon her stomach?

    #pipe on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I kissed a girl one time and it was like she was trying to swallow my mouth with hers. Eventually I was like "okay this just isn't going to work" and suggested we just watch the movie instead.

    TankHammer on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I kissed a girl one time and it was like she was trying to swallow my mouth with hers. Eventually I was like "okay this just isn't going to work" and suggested we just watch the movie instead.

    PM to VisionofClarity

    SENT

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    one time I kissed a boy

    true story

    Sara Lynn on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    one time I kissed a boy

    true story

    liar

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    one time I kissed a boy

    true story

    that's just WEIRD

    you're WEIRD, Sara Lynn

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    jesus christ what was her eardrum made out of

    communion wafer?

    rolling papers?

    my self esteem?

    Bearstranaut on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vacuums are always gentle

    Futore on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    3 different boys have said I am an amazing kisser

    I guess if I'm gonna be talented at something I can live with it being that

    Sara Lynn on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    while kissing is very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution


    this is my favourite line out of any news article ever

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I dated a girl whose only kissing move was to bite my lips

    she would barely even kiss back just nibble nibble chomp

    it was like kissing a fucking grizzly

    YaYa on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    one time i attached myself to a girl's face and shoved an ovipositor down her esophagus.



    it was hawt

    fightinfilipino on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I once cut my lip on a girl's braces

    #pipe on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I like kissin' boys.

    Jordyn on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    while kissing is very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution


    this is my favourite line out of any news article ever
    god yes

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I hate it when you are a passionately kissing a girl

    and it turns out to be your mom

    that is just the pits, when you both ask yourself the question "what are they doing here at BDSM dungeon?"

    Bearstranaut on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I hate it when you are a passionately kissing a girl

    and it turns out to be your mom

    that is just the pits, when you both ask yourself the question "what are they doing here at BDSM dungeon?"

    didn't somebody here fuck their cousin

    I remember Pony mentioning something about cousin fucking

    YaYa on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    3 different boys have said I am an amazing kisser

    I guess if I'm gonna be talented at something I can live with it being that

    Pffft. I've got compliments from more boys than that.

    Darth Waiter on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I kissed a girl one time and it was like she was trying to swallow my mouth with hers. Eventually I was like "okay this just isn't going to work" and suggested we just watch the movie instead.

    PM to VisionofClarity

    SENT

    Nooooo! She can never know I have kissed others before her! Think of what it'll do to my virgin dowry!

    TankHammer on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    kissing as an act of violence

    ingenious

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    3 different boys have said I am an amazing kisser

    I guess if I'm gonna be talented at something I can live with it being that

    Pffft. I've got compliments from more boys than that.

    I've only kissed 4 boys

    that's 3/4

    that is a decent fraction!

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    I hate it when you are a passionately kissing a girl

    and it turns out to be your mom

    that is just the pits, when you both ask yourself the question "what are they doing here at BDSM dungeon?"

    didn't somebody here fuck their cousin

    I remember Pony mentioning something about cousin fucking

    Pony's cousin fucked his second-cousin at a wedding.

    TankHammer on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My first kiss was actually incredibly romantic

    it was christmas eve and we were in a hot tub and it was snowing and awesome

    Javen on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I like kissin' boys.

    Does Fram know?

    Centipede Damascus on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well there was that one time with your mom. Hell of a kisser that one.

    Monster lay too.

    Butters on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    a kiss on the collar bone is a wonderful thing to give

    Futore on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    3 different boys have said I am an amazing kisser

    I guess if I'm gonna be talented at something I can live with it being that

    Pffft. I've got compliments from more boys than that.

    I've only kissed 40 boys

    that's as much as four tens

    and that's terribe
    !

    TankHammer on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    I hate it when you are a passionately kissing a girl

    and it turns out to be your mom

    that is just the pits, when you both ask yourself the question "what are they doing here at BDSM dungeon?"

    didn't somebody here fuck their cousin

    I remember Pony mentioning something about cousin fucking

    Pony's cousin fucked his second-cousin at a wedding.

    aaahhhh yeah that's right

    well now I'm sorta disappointed

    on the other hand I'm sure Shibby's fucked some relative

    my hopes for incest will survive

    YaYa on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    I dated a girl whose only kissing move was to bite my lips

    she would barely even kiss back just nibble nibble chomp

    it was like kissing a fucking grizzly

    I remember reading an article in a magazine back in the day that was giving girls tips on properly kissing a dude and it was all like "on occasion, bite down on his bottom lip" and I recall thinking that while the article clearly meant that it was to be a gentle nip with the teeth, out there, somewhere, a girl just bit off her dude's bottom lip.

    Vixx on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    3 different boys have said I am an amazing kisser

    I guess if I'm gonna be talented at something I can live with it being that

    Pffft. I've got compliments from more boys than that.

    I've only kissed 40 boys

    that's as much as four tens

    and that's terribe
    !

    nice

    Sara Lynn on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I hate it when you are a passionately kissing a girl

    and it turns out to be your mom

    that is just the pits, when you both ask yourself the question "what are they doing here at BDSM dungeon?"

    oh god that reminds me of that porn where the two females are blindfolded and the dude is like "Oh you're so good at sucking cock KIMBERLY JOHNSON"

    and the other one is like "KIMBERLY JOHNSON?"

    and it's her daughter

    #pipe on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I dated a girl whose only kissing move was to bite my lips

    she would barely even kiss back just nibble nibble chomp

    it was like kissing a fucking grizzly

    I remember reading an article in a magazine back in the day that was giving girls tips on properly kissing a dude and it was all like "on occasion, bite down on his bottom lip" and I recall thinking that while the article clearly meant that it was to be a gentle nip with the teeth, out there, somewhere, a girl just bit off her dude's bottom lip.

    sounds about right

    bitch drew blood

    YaYa on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    that is a decent fraction!

    I've got a 100% ratio for all the boys I've kissed; beat that, sugartits!

    Darth Waiter on
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    one time i attached myself to a girl's face and shoved an ovipositor down her esophagus.



    it was hawt

    Did you lay your eggs in her chest?

    If you know what I mean

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    3 different boys have said I am an amazing kisser

    I guess if I'm gonna be talented at something I can live with it being that

    Pffft. I've got compliments from more boys than that.

    I've only kissed 40 boys

    that's as much as four tens

    and that's terribe
    !

    that's. amazing.

    Vixx on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    3 different boys have said I am an amazing kisser

    I guess if I'm gonna be talented at something I can live with it being that

    Pffft. I've got compliments from more boys than that.

    I've only kissed 4 boys

    that's 3/4

    that is a decent fraction!

    I've kissed uh...

    ten?

    I think ten.

    I'm probably forgetting someone.

    Jordyn on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    my first kiss was in a treehouse on a starry night

    it was pretty rad, all things considered

    (countdown until 'oh god i wish i could kiss girls :(')

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    One time I was kissing this girl so hard I sucked out her heart and ate it to retain my youth

    Zombiemambo on
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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I hate it when you are a passionately kissing a girl

    and it turns out to be your mom

    that is just the pits, when you both ask yourself the question "what are they doing here at BDSM dungeon?"

    oh god that reminds me of that porn where the two females are blindfolded and the dude is like "Oh you're so good at sucking cock KIMBERLY JOHNSON"

    and the other one is like "KIMBERLY JOHNSON?"

    and it's her daughter

    Hahahahaha

    yeah
    I seen that one.

    Bearstranaut on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    One time I was kissing this girl so hard I sucked out her heart and ate it to retain my youth

    hot

    YaYa on
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