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A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss, local media reported Monday.
The 20-something girl from Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.
"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.
The woman's hearing would likely return to normal after about two months, Li said.
"While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," the paper said.
Ah, China. I love you so much I could just kiss you and RUPTURE YOUR EARDRUMS.
I kissed a girl one time and it was like she was trying to swallow my mouth with hers. Eventually I was like "okay this just isn't going to work" and suggested we just watch the movie instead.
I kissed a girl one time and it was like she was trying to swallow my mouth with hers. Eventually I was like "okay this just isn't going to work" and suggested we just watch the movie instead.
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I kissed a girl one time and it was like she was trying to swallow my mouth with hers. Eventually I was like "okay this just isn't going to work" and suggested we just watch the movie instead.
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Nooooo! She can never know I have kissed others before her! Think of what it'll do to my virgin dowry!
I dated a girl whose only kissing move was to bite my lips
she would barely even kiss back just nibble nibble chomp
it was like kissing a fucking grizzly
I remember reading an article in a magazine back in the day that was giving girls tips on properly kissing a dude and it was all like "on occasion, bite down on his bottom lip" and I recall thinking that while the article clearly meant that it was to be a gentle nip with the teeth, out there, somewhere, a girl just bit off her dude's bottom lip.
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I dated a girl whose only kissing move was to bite my lips
she would barely even kiss back just nibble nibble chomp
it was like kissing a fucking grizzly
I remember reading an article in a magazine back in the day that was giving girls tips on properly kissing a dude and it was all like "on occasion, bite down on his bottom lip" and I recall thinking that while the article clearly meant that it was to be a gentle nip with the teeth, out there, somewhere, a girl just bit off her dude's bottom lip.
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that's just WEIRD
you're WEIRD, Sara Lynn
communion wafer?
rolling papers?
my self esteem?
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I guess if I'm gonna be talented at something I can live with it being that
this is my favourite line out of any news article ever
she would barely even kiss back just nibble nibble chomp
it was like kissing a fucking grizzly
it was hawt
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and it turns out to be your mom
that is just the pits, when you both ask yourself the question "what are they doing here at BDSM dungeon?"
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didn't somebody here fuck their cousin
I remember Pony mentioning something about cousin fucking
Pffft. I've got compliments from more boys than that.
Nooooo! She can never know I have kissed others before her! Think of what it'll do to my virgin dowry!
ingenious
I've only kissed 4 boys
that's 3/4
that is a decent fraction!
Pony's cousin fucked his second-cousin at a wedding.
it was christmas eve and we were in a hot tub and it was snowing and awesome
Does Fram know?
Monster lay too.
aaahhhh yeah that's right
well now I'm sorta disappointed
on the other hand I'm sure Shibby's fucked some relative
my hopes for incest will survive
I remember reading an article in a magazine back in the day that was giving girls tips on properly kissing a dude and it was all like "on occasion, bite down on his bottom lip" and I recall thinking that while the article clearly meant that it was to be a gentle nip with the teeth, out there, somewhere, a girl just bit off her dude's bottom lip.
nice
oh god that reminds me of that porn where the two females are blindfolded and the dude is like "Oh you're so good at sucking cock KIMBERLY JOHNSON"
and the other one is like "KIMBERLY JOHNSON?"
and it's her daughter
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sounds about right
bitch drew blood
I've got a 100% ratio for all the boys I've kissed; beat that, sugartits!
Did you lay your eggs in her chest?
If you know what I mean
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that's. amazing.
I've kissed uh...
ten?
I think ten.
I'm probably forgetting someone.
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it was pretty rad, all things considered
(countdown until 'oh god i wish i could kiss girls ')
Hahahahaha
yeah
I seen that one.
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