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Awesome kid punches coyote in face, gets award.
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Dog just knew not to eat his meal in the middle of the road.
one night stands
no douche gets an award in MY city
this 61 year old man was walking in the woods in bc when a full grown mountain lion attacked him from behind, sinking it's teeth into his skull
the man fought the thing off him, and slit it's throat with a pocket knife, killing it.
article here:
http://articles.latimes.com/2002/aug/03/world/fg-briefs3.1
moral of this story: canadians are trained in surviving against the wilderness
Dude I was reading through just to see if somebody had posted that yet.
because it's true
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
It was, though to be fair I saw it (or something similar) coming.
she went apeshit on it and drove it off
it may have been an old man, but it's best not to underestimate the sheer rage of the elderly
Yup. Up here everything is tougher and braver. Coyotes, wolves and bears often wander into our city areas.
To get a slurpy I often fight several forms of wildlife on the way there.
I'VE BEEN WRESTLING WOLVES SINCE YOU WERE AT YOUR MOTHER'S TEAT
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Some furry probably edited that in.
the sad fact is that I'm not joking.
I let him and my other friend argue it out, people who I know have never seen a fox, to realize that they're about the size of a large cat, and it would be extremely easy to break their neck or jaw or whatever, and the pain of their bite wouldn't be much more than a small dog.
That said, I could totally kick a coyote's ass. I've been charged by pissed off bulls and I've been charged by pissed off feral hogs. Fuckin' city folk are retarded.
Also, how to prevent mountain lion attacks: Stop frequently when walking in the woods, and check your surroundings. Take a good long look around, covering 360 degrees. Carry a large walking stick in one hand. Keep your other hand available for your .357. Problem fuckin' solved.
Goddamnit I hate people.
DIE.
yes, let's all sit around and gawk instead of fixing it
Maybe if the dog was like that dinosaur in Jurassic Park
you know the one that shot ink and ate Newman
then the dog would not get eaten?
That, and a lot of the US was barren fucking desert before we brought in irrigation and made it livable for people.
See, it's more to do with us taking liviing space where nothing else really cares to live.
Other than the Indians and Mexicans.
Maybe if they weren't goddamn mongoloids it wouldn't have got eaten either.
Christ on a crutch, I'd rather have the couple been raped and murdered then raped again by a couple of thieves than the damn dog been killed because they're so incompetent that they leave the door open to their backyard which is up against a forested and mountainous region.
Meh.
exactly
this coyote was probably just as big as the kid, if not bigger
Because 10 year olds weigh about 30 pounds and are 3 feet tall at the shoulder.
You stupid fuckin' cunt.
edit: ah, it was vandalism and was deleted
Centipede edited it because he's better than us.
the thread title said wolf, and I was pointing out a coyote is not nearly as dangerous as a wolf
You're asking far too much of me, Washingtonian.
This is my kind of territory.
Honestly, though, this kid is a badass. I have a ten year old brother and he never does anything this cool.
I'll fuck your sister. After I make her pay for my dinner.
And I won't call her afterwards.
Well it didn't. It started getting more and more bold. Finally it started getting within 20 feet of the house. So I decided that it was time to do something. So I went outside quietly called our dogs to me, then walked them to where they could see the stupid coyote and told them to "Go get it!"
They took off after it, chased it for a while then gave up and came back. Next morning coyote was back, I told the dogs to go get it again, and they chased it a ways and gave up again.
Finally the next morning I saw the coyote and gave the dogs the chase command. This time though the coyote made a mistake and ran into the fence instead of the hole in the fence. My dog ran right up on it's ass and tried to hamstring it. The coyote snapped at my dog, which surprised her because she wasn't used to her prey biting back.
Meanwhile the coyote took off running with our other dog chasing it and barking at it. Finally dog number one decides that she didn't like that the coyote bit back at her and went chasing after it again. They chased it for quite a long time, but finally gave up once it got into the thick underbrush.
Coyote never showed it's face again.
you seem real angry
or should I say snarky? hell yeah I just used snarky I ain't even give a fuck
coyotes suck. To stringy to eat, to dumb to play fetch.
I host a podcast about movies.
I wasn't quite sure what to do, I mean she was enjoying herself and probably would have got angry at me if I tried to take it
But it was a coyote leg, and I dunno it seems kind of gross for her to eat dog meat
duh
No, still gettin' my nicotine in the best of ways possible.
Just irritable male syndrome, I guess.
now that seems kind of harsh
down from a can a day to a can every 2 1/2 days.
progress.
sorry, CD.