This thread is totally original
Things what I did this year
I got back on stage
I raised money for a recording
I bought an X Box
I went to Finland and was pulled by a huskie who ran faster sideways than he did forwards who I christened Goldeneye
I went to America and met Scott Kurtz
I had pancakes
I shared a stripper with Bogey
I was trolled heavily by Larlar while eating a blooming onion
I made fun of a girl with big hands a lot
I made a variety of staggeringly tasteless jokes at the expense of a member of the forums
I played a MMORPG for the first time it was whippy's fault
I broke my new guitar after a month by being too awesome
I played to a packed crowd in a hotel room in Seattle
I, along with Duck, was nearly murdered by Ramius in the secret underground city beneath Seattle
I abandoned Ramius in a shop that sells utilikilts
I was threatened with a cattle prod by a volunteer rentacop at PAX
I valiantly hit on every women in southern california
I discussed politics with a stripper
I explained the difference between good asian and bad asian to various people
I learned to 8 finger tap and then never did it again
I wrote like a million songs
I shared a sofa with Shoe and played MGS4 and it was really bad
I saw Whippy yell at Shorty for not appreciating musical theatre
I bought Neville dinner
I invented the strawberry shortcake
I got pretty good at deadlifting
I wrote many exercise programs
I decided to be a personal trainer
I decided not to be a personal trainer
I started doing session work again
I taught a lot of guitar
I aquired a deep hatred of the Danish
I had breakfast with Robert Khoo at like 3 am or something the man doesn't sleep
I learned how to deep fry soup
I abused a variety of sleep medications
I cackled hysterically at a black air steward on NWA airlines
I went to New York and saw all that shit
I watched a lot of Bill O Reilly
I realised George Bush is pretty great
Posts
edit: so i guess i had sex with pipthefair
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
HARUMPH!
decided to practice the piano for serious
opened for bleeding through
started an acoustic project
built a new computer
remained single another year
got paid
gained a little weight
ran a bunch
wrote half of a short story and then got disgusted with myself
went to a funeral
went on three road trips, didn't sleep during any of them
saw a giant fluffy bear
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it was obviously WaM
it's not uh pronoonced wubble woo eh
that's about it
god I hate my life
Nope!
wrote 75% percent of a screenplay
fucked a fat stupid broad to get over my ex
uh
if I think anything more I'll let you know
i had sex with an asian girl
i moved closer to london
those are the highlights.
now I'm not getting drunk as much
I sightread a performance of a show as a sub
I played piano in a show
I played piano in another show
I built my new computer
I got an Eee
I got a new Electric
I went to NYC for a reading of a show I wrote the score to
I played in an NYC bar
I got my life examined by a militant lesbian who is married to a circus performer
I MDed another show
I played guitar in a show for the first time
I played piano in another show
I played guitar in another show
I played piano in another show
I played piano and led the pit in another show
I got a new amp
My room got infected with bedbugs and I proceeded to kill those ugly motherfuckers
I secured another two performances on guitar, two MD shows, two performances and a tour on piano, and two more performances of my music.
I ate the best motherfucking caramel bars ever fucking created
my friend did drown in australia = (
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It's a hateful place.
Was he doing something XXXTREEEME
subsequently got massively drunk for the first time in my life
started listening to bluegrass
I got an iPod Touch
I played the best game ever made
I loaned Watchmen to approximately a dozen people
I discovered just how much I love whiskey (so much)
wrote an espn commentary on the crucifixion of jesus
decided to actually become good at drawing
successfully spent a weekend with tube without laughing at his hat to his face
nah
just chillin on some rocks
and then a wave was all "suuuuuuup"
and he was never seen again.
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Ate a lot of Fish
Got drunk less frequently
Took my drivers license
Was fucked over by regulations
Had slight anxiety attacks
Drove back forth between Oslo and Copenhagen
Went to Lofoten
Drank mead
Drank whisky
Started at a university again
Edit: also I wonder if Tube has a specific reason for hating us Danes.
not.
Only because no one could understand your hideous guttural accent
"I uh doon't leek your hut thur buddy eh?"
yeah kusu doesn't post much
or javen
Yes. Danish people can go fuck themselves
I'd actually get up and do something about it if there was anything to do
this make me feel even more sorry for myself
how do I break this vicious cycle
stop being sad
That's your reason? That we can fuck ourselves?