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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Also I thought that living with Mori might help curb my appetite

    But no he eats more than me and eats more unhealthily too :x
    I made a vegetable risotto with the idea of having that for a couple of nights

    And he passed it up for pickles and salami

    I've been making an effort to buy bananas and blueberries to make smoothies

    He has a sack of sodas in the car

    Janson on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Whenever I think of Vegetarians I think of Ray Smuckles' mom consoling Pat about the duck that bit his penis when he was seven going on about how he didn't need to be afraid of animals any more.

    sarukun on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i am into meato-neato omnivorism

    Faricazy on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2009
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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Also I thought that living with Mori might help curb my appetite

    But no he eats more than me and eats more unhealthily too :x
    I made a vegetable risotto with the idea of having that for a couple of nights

    And he passed it up for pickles and salami

    I've been making an effort to buy bananas and blueberries to make smoothies

    He has a sack of sodas in the car

    oh my god banana and blueberry smoothies

    so good

    add a bit of orange juice, some ice and oh jesus

    Ranx on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Also I thought that living with Mori might help curb my appetite

    But no he eats more than me and eats more unhealthily too :x
    I made a vegetable risotto with the idea of having that for a couple of nights

    And he passed it up for pickles and salami

    I've been making an effort to buy bananas and blueberries to make smoothies

    He has a sack of sodas in the car


    wait till he's 30


    when he actually starts to put on actual weight


    my dad has been captain skinny-bones for basically his whole life


    dude does 100 pushups without even thinking twice about it


    he's still got a respectable gut sprouting now that he's hitting his 50s


    the dude will come around, let him have his days in the sun

    sarukun on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I used frozen blueberries!

    That way it is cooold and I don't have to add ice.

    Plus, frozen blueberries are much cheaper and hey, they're still good for you!

    Janson on
  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    I used frozen blueberries!

    That way it is cooold and I don't have to add ice.

    Plus, frozen blueberries are much cheaper and hey, they're still good for you!

    I want one right now

    banana and strawberry is also an excellent mix

    Ranx on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2009
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mmmm mango

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love that everyone in this country calls it boba


    I love it.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    I love that everyone in this country calls it boba


    I love it.

    BobaFettMain2.jpg

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What else should we call it :v

    I'm being quite serious


    I do really like it



    but in Chinese it means "titties"


    and I guess I am easily amused.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Titties Fett?

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Titties Fett?

    He earned that name for a reason, dammit.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Here's another job protip:

    I know you're sending your resume out to a lot of people. CCing us all in one email with a general statement and resume is not the way to go.

    futility on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Titties Fett?
    He's the most famous bounty hunter in the galaxy for more than one reason.

    at least two, in fact.

    Mysst on
    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    my last weekend as an unemployed git.

    start my new job next week, yay

    Aretè on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    futility wrote: »
    Here's another job protip:

    I know you're sending your resume out to a lot of people. CCing us all in one email with a general statement and resume is not the way to go.

    What if I also include a LOLCAT?

    Hunter on
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Here's another job protip:

    I know you're sending your resume out to a lot of people. CCing us all in one email with a general statement and resume is not the way to go.

    What if I also include a LOLCAT?

    fuck... that's a tough one. I honestly don't know what I'd do if I encountered a lolcat in a job app.

    I mean I know pretty much everyone else would probably frown... but me? I'd would take a few seconds to open your resume when before I wouldn't.

    futility on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ranx wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I used frozen blueberries!

    That way it is cooold and I don't have to add ice.

    Plus, frozen blueberries are much cheaper and hey, they're still good for you!

    I want one right now

    banana and strawberry is also an excellent mix

    watermelon + mango
    had one this morning
    jesus in a cup

    mully on
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm out of resumes =(

    I kind of want to add some tips to the next ad I put up, just because I'm really tired of some of these stupid mistakes people are making. It's not that they're wasting my time, I feel like it's more insulting that they aren't even trying.

    another protip:
    If you've done something and you want me to know about it, it should be in BOTH your resume and cover letter. Don't tell me how you've done something in your cover letter, and then not have it reflected in your resume. If it isn't professional experience, that's why people list their hobbies and shit. And if it is some professional experience that is directly related to the job you're applying for... why the fuck aren't you putting it on your resume?

    futility on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've opened and closed everyday this week

    Javen on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mully wrote: »
    jesus in a cup

    I have spent too long on these forums because this instantly turned into something naughty. Thank you, brain, and thank you, internet.

    Darth Waiter on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    futility wrote: »
    I'm out of resumes =(

    I kind of want to add some tips to the next ad I put up, just because I'm really tired of some of these stupid mistakes people are making. It's not that they're wasting my time, I feel like it's more insulting that they aren't even trying.

    another protip:
    If you've done something and you want me to know about it, it should be in BOTH your resume and cover letter. Don't tell me how you've done something in your cover letter, and then not have it reflected in your resume. If it isn't professional experience, that's why people list their hobbies and shit. And if it is some professional experience that is directly related to the job you're applying for... why the fuck aren't you putting it on your resume?

    thats actually interesting, because i was always told not to repeat something in the cover letter that i have in my resume, because that is what the resume is for..

    mully on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mully wrote: »
    jesus in a cup

    I have spent too long on these forums because this instantly turned into something naughty. Thank you, brain, and thank you, internet.
    man I was trying to find a way to infer it being dirtier but I couldn't!

    Mysst on
    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cover letters should be personal, resume should be factual.

    Javen on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mully wrote: »
    Dick in a box

    I have spent too long on these forums because this instantly turned into something naughty. Thank you, brain, and thank you, internet.

    Hunter on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    jesus in a cup

    I have spent too long on these forums because this instantly turned into something naughty. Thank you, brain, and thank you, internet.
    man I was trying to find a way to infer it being dirtier but I couldn't!

    Shhhhhh. Don't try. Some things are best left to the imagination.

    Darth Waiter on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Cover letters should be personal, resume should be factual.

    So my cover letter should tell you have much I enjoy giving hot chicks a deep dicking, and the resume should be like length, width, and stamina?

    Hunter on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Cover letters should be personal, resume should be factual.

    So my cover letter should tell you have much I enjoy giving hot chicks a deep dicking, and the resume should be like length, width, and stamina?

    It's how I get all of my jobs.

    Darth Waiter on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i have always sucked at cover letters
    resumes, eh - trying to write up one now and make it different, more professional
    but cover letters?
    "hi im pretty cool okay so like, yknow, hire me because this job seems like something i want."

    mully on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Cover letters should be personal, resume should be factual.

    So my cover letter should tell you have much I enjoy giving hot chicks a deep dicking, and the resume should be like length, width, and stamina?

    It's how I get all of my jobs.

    Sign it with a big mushroom stamp and your phone number.

    Hunter on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Got to see my soon to be new office space the other day. It should be pretty sweet.

    Butters on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Cover letters should be personal, resume should be factual.

    So my cover letter should tell you have much I enjoy giving hot chicks a deep dicking, and the resume should be like length, width, and stamina?

    References always help, too.

    Javen on
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Cover letters should be personal, resume should be factual.

    So my cover letter should tell you have much I enjoy giving hot chicks a deep dicking, and the resume should be like length, width, and stamina?

    References always help, too.

    But if you're cover letter says that you're perfect for the job because you worked as a fluffer in porn and then your resume makes no mention of this, then you're doing it wrong

    futility on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    futility wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Cover letters should be personal, resume should be factual.

    So my cover letter should tell you have much I enjoy giving hot chicks a deep dicking, and the resume should be like length, width, and stamina?

    References always help, too.

    But if you're cover letter says that you're perfect for the job because you worked as a fluffer in porn and then your resume makes no mention of this, then you're doing it wrong

    Yeah, but what if you provide qualifying elements during the interview?

    Darth Waiter on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yay: got free lunch today because my boss decided to be randomly cool

    boo: then he asked me to work the weekend because some other guy hasn't done his documentation

    Usagi on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    yay: got free lunch today because my boss decided to be randomly cool

    boo: then he asked me to work the weekend because some other guy hasn't done his documentation

    Comment: A crisis on some asshole's part does not constitute an emergency on yours. Ask for compensation or at least a note of commendation in your personnel file.

    Darth Waiter on
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