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MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
I came as soon as I heard some guy was talking shit about fries for lunch.
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
My dad's coming home from China in a year and a half. I haven't talked to him for the entire time he's been over there, but he did send me a fish purse.
When my first wife was pregnant we were at the lemaas (I am not looking up how to spell that shit) and we were given a 15 minute break and one of the ladies headed straight outside and started smoking some Kools.
She's not even a parent yet. I thought this was going to be YaYa bitching about his parents.
Oh well.
she should be considering herself a parent from the moment she starts having unprotected sex
you're going to do that, you're going to have to (wo)man up and face the fucking consequences
i hate people
i hate them
because i love kids and have the common sense to play it safe till i'm ready.
someone who's going to smoke while pregnant clearly didn't plan for this
stupid cunt
man i'd like to find her and slap her face.
...
i am so angry tonight
yeah I know, I was just being semantic/pedantic.
There there.
bat, i'm angry!
it's because my body is on the cusp of being sick and has been for a week
i got a fever and cold sweats last night and it's happening again
but then i'll wake up and be fine till about 2:30 at work, when all of a sudden it just hits me again and i feel like i'm going to pass out.
make up your mind, immune system. are you going to fight it off or not? cause if you can't take it, fucking retreat and get this over with.
I spoke to a work friend after and she apparently tried to "cut down" the first month then gave up
christ
The best part is, if the kid does survive to be popped out, its gonna have a nicotine addiction and oh god she isn't going to sleep for months until the kid gets all that shit outta his system.
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so i think if someone wants to smoke when they're pregnant, sure its fuckin stupid, but whatever, they can do whatever the fuck they want
...
you realize what you're saying
you're saying "it's okay, endanger the life of that innocent unborn child because you can do whatever you want
well im not saying its okay, i mean its fucking terrible. i just dont think there's a point in getting mad about something that ultimately you dont have control over. shes an adult, she can do what she wants and its not in my right to go slap a cigarette out of her hand or bitch her out for being retarded.
My dad's coming home from China in a year and a half. I haven't talked to him for the entire time he's been over there, but he did send me a fish purse.
Elaborate on this "fish purse".
Is it a dead fish turned into a purse?
Is it simply a purse shaped like a fish?
Are there any fish parts on or in it at all or is it just fake?
Or is it a purse for holding fish?
Does it smell like fish?
Now that I think about it, fish purse is a pretty nifty analogy for vagina.
I spoke to a work friend after and she apparently tried to "cut down" the first month then gave up
christ
The best part is, if the kid does survive to be popped out, its gonna have a nicotine addiction and oh god she isn't going to sleep for months until the kid gets all that shit outta his system.
so i think if someone wants to smoke when they're pregnant, sure its fuckin stupid, but whatever, they can do whatever the fuck they want
...
you realize what you're saying
you're saying "it's okay, endanger the life of that innocent unborn child because you can do whatever you want
well im not saying its okay, i mean its fucking terrible. i just dont think there's a point in getting mad about something that ultimately you dont have control over. shes an adult, she can do what she wants and its not in my right to go slap a cigarette out of her hand or bitch her out for being retarded.
This just in: People being stupid infuriates other people.
MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
Smoking some french fries.
Morgenstern on
“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
so i think if someone wants to smoke when they're pregnant, sure its fuckin stupid, but whatever, they can do whatever the fuck they want
...
you realize what you're saying
you're saying "it's okay, endanger the life of that innocent unborn child because you can do whatever you want
well im not saying its okay, i mean its fucking terrible. i just dont think there's a point in getting mad about something that ultimately you dont have control over. shes an adult, she can do what she wants and its not in my right to go slap a cigarette out of her hand or bitch her out for being retarded.
actually i believe it is fully within your right to call someone out on being a shitty parent
She's not even a parent yet. I thought this was going to be YaYa bitching about his parents.
Oh well.
she should be considering herself a parent from the moment she starts having unprotected sex
you're going to do that, you're going to have to (wo)man up and face the fucking consequences
i hate people
i hate them
because i love kids and have the common sense to play it safe till i'm ready.
someone who's going to smoke while pregnant clearly didn't plan for this
stupid cunt
man i'd like to find her and slap her face.
...
i am so angry tonight
yeah I know, I was just being semantic/pedantic.
There there.
bat, i'm angry!
it's because my body is on the cusp of being sick and has been for a week
i got a fever and cold sweats last night and it's happening again
but then i'll wake up and be fine till about 2:30 at work, when all of a sudden it just hits me again and i feel like i'm going to pass out.
make up your mind, immune system. are you going to fight it off or not? cause if you can't take it, fucking retreat and get this over with.
Step 1: Don't be angry.
Step 2: Repeat Step 1.
It works for me very well in a lot of cases. Srsly, getting angry over that is useless, and is probably detrimental if anything.
My doctorly (disclaimer: not actually a doctor) advice is to get some rest.
My dad's coming home from China in a year and a half. I haven't talked to him for the entire time he's been over there, but he did send me a fish purse.
Elaborate on this "fish purse".
Is it a dead fish turned into a purse?
Is it simply a purse shaped like a fish?
Are there any fish parts on or in it at all or is it just fake?
Or is it a purse for holding fish?
Does it smell like fish?
Now that I think about it, fish purse is a pretty nifty analogy for vagina.
No it's just a knitted purse shaped like a fish with a googly eye.
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MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
Smoke some weed.
Works for fandy.
Until someone tries to break into your garage.
Then it gets a bit weird.
Morgenstern on
“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
I went to the ca state debate tournament last year with a couple kids from my school
a boy and a girl, they were indian an chinese, respectively.
And their parents never let them eat french fries
so whenever we went to a restaurant that served french fries they would order the biggest possible thing of french fries (I don't mean like little plates; we're talking full buckets here), and they would just fuckin chow down on them
it was like watching one of those discovery channel shows, the way the greedily put away handful after handful of french fries
basically what I am saying is french fries are like an addiction
so i think if someone wants to smoke when they're pregnant, sure its fuckin stupid, but whatever, they can do whatever the fuck they want
...
you realize what you're saying
you're saying "it's okay, endanger the life of that innocent unborn child because you can do whatever you want
well im not saying its okay, i mean its fucking terrible. i just dont think there's a point in getting mad about something that ultimately you dont have control over. shes an adult, she can do what she wants and its not in my right to go slap a cigarette out of her hand or bitch her out for being retarded.
actually i believe it is fully within your right to call someone out on being a shitty parent
Carl's Jr. curly fries are the greatest. One of the first things that I am going to do when I move back out west is get me some fucking Carl's Jr. It's been almost 5 years since I've had them.
I went to the ca state debate tournament last year with a couple kids from my school
a boy and a girl, they were indian an chinese, respectively.
And their parents never let them eat french fries
so whenever we went to a restaurant that served french fries they would order the biggest possible thing of french fries (I don't mean like little plates; we're talking full buckets here), and they would just fuckin chow down on them
it was like watching one of those discovery channel shows, the way the greedily put away handful after handful of french fries
basically what I am saying is french fries are like an addiction
That is awesome.
'Keep the fries coming. Don't stop. POUR THEM IN TO MY MOUTH.'
Morgenstern on
“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
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MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
Is smoking cock bad for your child when you're pregnant?
EDIT: Best totp
As long as you don't swallow, I guess.
We need to talk to an expert.
Morgenstern on
“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
so i think if someone wants to smoke when they're pregnant, sure its fuckin stupid, but whatever, they can do whatever the fuck they want
...
you realize what you're saying
you're saying "it's okay, endanger the life of that innocent unborn child because you can do whatever you want
well im not saying its okay, i mean its fucking terrible. i just dont think there's a point in getting mad about something that ultimately you dont have control over. shes an adult, she can do what she wants and its not in my right to go slap a cigarette out of her hand or bitch her out for being retarded.
actually i believe it is fully within your right to call someone out on being a shitty parent
because lord knows the kid cant do it him/herself
good point. you're right.
in most every other situation i agree with you, though. dude/chick wants to ruin their own life in whatever way they choose, more power to em. im not exactly a paragon of health and virtue
but once those choices affect someone who has no way to choose or escape the situation, then it gets annoying
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I spoke to a work friend after and she apparently tried to "cut down" the first month then gave up
christ
yeah I know, I was just being semantic/pedantic.
There there.
hah
hahaha
really
jesus christ there is something wrong with him but he is great
Ahahaha. Really?
edit: I just noticed that someone already asked that.
My bad.
FOOT SWEATERS
lamaze?
bat, i'm angry!
it's because my body is on the cusp of being sick and has been for a week
i got a fever and cold sweats last night and it's happening again
but then i'll wake up and be fine till about 2:30 at work, when all of a sudden it just hits me again and i feel like i'm going to pass out.
make up your mind, immune system. are you going to fight it off or not? cause if you can't take it, fucking retreat and get this over with.
The best part is, if the kid does survive to be popped out, its gonna have a nicotine addiction and oh god she isn't going to sleep for months until the kid gets all that shit outta his system.
Yeah, but you must admit the full contact blood sports while pregnant were a bit excessive and potentially dangerous to the fetus.
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well im not saying its okay, i mean its fucking terrible. i just dont think there's a point in getting mad about something that ultimately you dont have control over. shes an adult, she can do what she wants and its not in my right to go slap a cigarette out of her hand or bitch her out for being retarded.
Elaborate on this "fish purse".
Is it a dead fish turned into a purse?
Is it simply a purse shaped like a fish?
Are there any fish parts on or in it at all or is it just fake?
Or is it a purse for holding fish?
Does it smell like fish?
Now that I think about it, fish purse is a pretty nifty analogy for vagina.
MMA: Preggers League is where all the big money is these days.
that's a small comfort
This just in: People being stupid infuriates other people.
Like right now
because lord knows the kid cant do it him/herself
why so angry?
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Step 1: Don't be angry.
Step 2: Repeat Step 1.
It works for me very well in a lot of cases. Srsly, getting angry over that is useless, and is probably detrimental if anything.
My doctorly (disclaimer: not actually a doctor) advice is to get some rest.
No it's just a knitted purse shaped like a fish with a googly eye.
Works for fandy.
Until someone tries to break into your garage.
Then it gets a bit weird.
a boy and a girl, they were indian an chinese, respectively.
And their parents never let them eat french fries
so whenever we went to a restaurant that served french fries they would order the biggest possible thing of french fries (I don't mean like little plates; we're talking full buckets here), and they would just fuckin chow down on them
it was like watching one of those discovery channel shows, the way the greedily put away handful after handful of french fries
basically what I am saying is french fries are like an addiction
good point. you're right.
but i feel like if i stay up too late, i'm just going to explode at work tomorrow
and maybe kill someone.
EDIT: Best totp
That is awesome.
'Keep the fries coming. Don't stop. POUR THEM IN TO MY MOUTH.'
As long as you don't swallow, I guess.
We need to talk to an expert.
but once those choices affect someone who has no way to choose or escape the situation, then it gets annoying
there's some things that you just can't go "well that's their life choice"
you're knowingly harming a fucking child to feed your own selfishness
not okay