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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Than is a Church alt and bans all the people who get too close to the truth.

    evilbob on
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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hair length is pretty much entirely dependant on the individual lady.

    Person.

    People who think guys can never have long hair can go fuck'em'selves.

    Guys with long hair that is also straight are generally going to be treading dangerous territory. Guys with long hair that's curly are generally doing it right, at least until they look like the lead singer from Coheed and Cambria.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Res just say you are gay then everyone would be like "ooh yeah I see it now" or "oooh yeah I get it."

    I'm... I'm not gay. I just don't want a girlfriend.

    Trust me it is just easier to pretend to be gay in chat.

    now take your pants off

    I used to joke about that a lot more before five men tried to have sex with me.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hair length is pretty much entirely dependant on the individual lady.

    Person.

    People who think guys can never have long hair can go fuck'em'selves.

    it's funny how defensive you are

    his statement in no way implies dudes can't have long hair, he's just talking about ladies cause that was the context of the discussion

    Medopine on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    This hot dog has cheese and chili and relish. Nommies.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hair length is pretty much entirely dependant on the individual lady.
    Person.

    People who think guys can never have long hair can go fuck'em'selves.
    I don't think there's anyone who thinks guys can never have long hair. Just people who think guys look incredibly lame with long hair.

    Those people being "right-thinking individuals everywhere."

    Thanatos on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Zimmy is a church. People congregate inside of him on a daily basis and leave things behind.
    Don't tell Drez I found his CD.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    something so satisfying about talking bout other people isn't there

    now let's talk about ourselves

    CONFESSIONS OF CHAT:

    I need to get a hair cut real bad

    but my boyfriend needs one worse

    "growing it out" is cool, "not cutting this mop" is not

    My girlfriend and I were having a conversation along these lines last night.

    And then she showed me pictures of her hair when it was much longer.

    She looked like fricking Lady Guinevere.

    So now my mission is to get her to grow it back out so we can do some serious camwhoring of her in her ren faire outfit before she goes back to the Amelie cut.
    RENFEST HOT

    Dynagrip on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Res just say you are gay then everyone would be like "ooh yeah I see it now" or "oooh yeah I get it."

    I'm... I'm not gay. I just don't want a girlfriend.

    Trust me it is just easier to pretend to be gay in chat.

    now take your pants off

    I used to joke about that a lot more before five men tried to have sex with me.

    This happened at PAX didn't it?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This hot dog has cheese and chili and relish. Nommies.

    I'm hungry.

    Sarksus on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    evilbob wrote: »
    Than is a Church alt and bans all the people who get too close to the truth.
    Ban't.

    Thanatos on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    it's funny how defensive you are

    his statement in no way implies dudes can't have long hair, he's just talking about ladies cause that was the context of the discussion

    People hating on long hair is how I ended up with the "compromise" of a mullet.

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hair length is pretty much entirely dependant on the individual lady.

    Person.

    People who think guys can never have long hair can go fuck'em'selves.

    Guys with long hair that is also straight are generally going to be treading dangerous territory. Guys with long hair that's curly are generally doing it right, at least until they look like the lead singer from Coheed and Cambria.

    What about the kind of hair that's halfway in between? By which I mean mine, which is shoulder-length. I need to cut the fringe so I can see things again but otherwise I think I'm doing alright.

    Crimson King on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Res just say you are gay then everyone would be like "ooh yeah I see it now" or "oooh yeah I get it."

    I'm... I'm not gay. I just don't want a girlfriend.

    Trust me it is just easier to pretend to be gay in chat.

    now take your pants off

    I used to joke about that a lot more before five men tried to have sex with me.
    Tried?

    Could they not get it up?

    Elendil on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    This hot dog has cheese and chili and relish. Nommies.

    I'm hungry.

    So are a bunch of starving kids in Alabama. Which is why I'm not going to waste this hot dog on the likes you.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    it's funny how defensive you are

    his statement in no way implies dudes can't have long hair, he's just talking about ladies cause that was the context of the discussion

    People hating on long hair is how I ended up with the "compromise" of a mullet.

    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    This hot dog has cheese and chili and relish. Nommies.

    I'm hungry.

    So are a bunch of starving kids in Alabama. Which is why I'm not going to waste this hot dog on the likes you.

    Dude.

    ...

    Jesus.

    :cry:

    Sarksus on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I really, really don't like the super long hair on girls. It looks way too SCA.

    Hair length looks great on some and horrible on others.

    Long curls tend to be sexier than short curls though, because short curls turn into afros.

    --

    Res: It's cool. I wasn't into girls at all until I was 18, and didn't plan to do anything about it until one was getting upset with me for keeping my pants on.

    Hair length is pretty much entirely dependant on the individual lady.

    I bet you're the kind of guy who keeps an emergency merkin next to his condoms.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hair length is pretty much entirely dependant on the individual lady.
    Person.

    People who think guys can never have long hair can go fuck'em'selves.
    I don't think there's anyone who thinks guys can never have long hair. Just people who think guys look incredibly lame with long hair.

    Those people being "right-thinking individuals everywhere."

    Than is bald and jealous

    Crimson King on
  • YellowhammerYellowhammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mikeman wrote:
    The more you use, the harder it is to stop.

    Keep using regularly for long enough, and

    You.

    Are.

    Fucked.

    The rest of your fucking life, you will live with the desire for heroin looming over your shoulder, waiting for just one fucking moment of weakness, just one breakup, just one lay-off from a job, and you'll be back again.

    And that's if you realize how much you fucked up and stop doing it.

    Maybe you're just a troll though. In which case, eh

    :^:
    purebadassery

    Yellowhammer on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    This hot dog has cheese and chili and relish. Nommies.

    I'm hungry.

    So are a bunch of starving kids in Alabama. Which is why I'm not going to waste this hot dog on the likes you.

    Dude.

    ...

    Jesus.

    :cry:

    Totally <3s. You look more malnourished than some of those kids, though.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    This hot dog has cheese and chili and relish. Nommies.

    Damn you! You made me check my fridge - I've got buns, cheese, dijon mustard and pickle relish - if I have to make a midnight run to the grocery store I'm going to be very cross.

    Until I bite into that delicious hot doggy goodness, at least.

    Jacobkosh on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I really, really don't like the super long hair on girls. It looks way too SCA.

    Hair length looks great on some and horrible on others.

    Long curls tend to be sexier than short curls though, because short curls turn into afros.

    --

    Res: It's cool. I wasn't into girls at all until I was 18, and didn't plan to do anything about it until one was getting upset with me for keeping my pants on.

    Hair length is pretty much entirely dependant on the individual lady.

    I bet you're the kind of guy who keeps an emergency merkin next to his condoms.

    I can't have sex with someone I haven't personally shaved

    Crimson King on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hair length is pretty much entirely dependant on the individual lady.

    Person.

    People who think guys can never have long hair can go fuck'em'selves.

    Based on what I've seen you ain't one of those persons.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    This hot dog has cheese and chili and relish. Nommies.

    I'm hungry.

    So are a bunch of starving kids in Alabama. Which is why I'm not going to waste this hot dog on the likes you.

    Dude.

    ...

    Jesus.

    :cry:

    Totally <3s. You look more malnourished than some of those kids, though.

    No I don't! Well, maybe.

    Sarksus on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Than is a Church alt and bans all the people who get too close to the truth.
    Ban't.

    BEHOLD! THE MIRROR OF RA!

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I have this ridiculously large jug of relish. It's, like, a life's supply. This is what I get for shopping at restaurant supply stores sometimes.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    The day I obtained enough control over my life to say screw it I'm growing out the sides was one of the best days of my life.

    I don't care what anyone thinks about my current hairstyle compared to other possible hairstyles I could have, it's so fucking much better than this:

    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/Incenjucar/SoDamnUgly.jpg

    As you can see by my garb my mother was trying to kill me inside.

    Incenjucar on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ugh god damn...

    The girl might be moving this weekend to San Francisco...

    What the hell, one of my friends moves to marina del ray, another to phoenix, another to thailand, another to new mexico....

    Inquisitor is lonely.

    Inquisitor on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Res just say you are gay then everyone would be like "ooh yeah I see it now" or "oooh yeah I get it."

    I'm... I'm not gay. I just don't want a girlfriend.

    Trust me it is just easier to pretend to be gay in chat.

    now take your pants off

    I used to joke about that a lot more before five men tried to have sex with me.
    Tried?

    Could they not get it up?

    For someone with no ass at the time I was remarkably adept at keeping my pants on in an emergency.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ugh god damn...

    The girl might be moving this weekend to San Francisco...

    What the hell, one of my friends moves to marina del ray, another to phoenix, another to thailand, another to new mexico....

    Inquisitor is lonely.

    :cry:

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want relish.

    I'm gonna find eats.

    Sarksus on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fuck that shit

    I've been lonely for years

    WHERE'S MY PARADE

    Elendil on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You guys are making me hungry, I am running away.

    Bitches can't touch this.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ugh god damn...

    The girl might be moving this weekend to San Francisco...

    What the hell, one of my friends moves to marina del ray, another to phoenix, another to thailand, another to new mexico....

    Inquisitor is lonely.
    Stick it in her while you've got the chance.

    Thanatos on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Fuck that shit

    I've been lonely for years

    WHERE'S MY PARADE

    Do the ants in your kitchen count?

    Incenjucar on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hippie I get to pick what song I learn next for bass and my teacher said I should pick one that is fun, not necessarily hard, because the next two songs are gonna rape me...

    What should I pick?

    Also, what was the CD you said I should buy?

    Inquisitor on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You guys are making me hungry, I am running away.

    Bitches can't touch this.

    HAMBURGERS WRAPPED IN TACOS WRAPPED IN PIZZA MMMMM.

    Sarksus on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Fuck that shit

    I've been lonely for years

    WHERE'S MY PARADE

    It moved to Omaha

    Jacobkosh on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    it's funny how defensive you are

    his statement in no way implies dudes can't have long hair, he's just talking about ladies cause that was the context of the discussion

    People hating on long hair is how I ended up with the "compromise" of a mullet.

    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    I had a rat tail once, but then I turned six.

    Also, I was never once raped by Zen.

    In related news, my hair is a natural tiger repellent.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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