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No One Cares About Your Fucking Facebook Status

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited November 2009 in Social Entropy++
Facebook and Twitter have re-synergized the interblogosphere community leveraging enterprise web 2.1 networking.

They've also convinced people that the smallest, most mundane updates to their lives are worth telling everyone on the internet about, but I'm convinced that Social Entropy can do better.

So what are you doing right now?
bonus points for ignoring spelling, grammar, typing with only your thumbs, or mentioning your horrible sex life

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rolo is currently alone in his girlfriend's apartment, wondering why Chicoblue isn't inside him.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    lostwords just ate a blueberry muffin and is about to go smoke a marlboro menthol light

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    wiggin is masturbating

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i deactivated my facebook yesterday

    fuck facebook

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    wiggin is masturbating
    this doesn't have nearly enough typos to be true.

    edit: OF COURSE I TYPO TRUE IN THIS POST.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Macro9 is wondering what a fermented fart would smell like

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hashpipe is JEWS DID 911

    #pipe on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Goatmon is still a furry

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    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't have a facebook

    it is a cancer upon our society

    I love twitter, though

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hashpipe is has the flu my chest hurts so bad

    #pipe on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter is drinking his coffee and preparing for a wicked morning shit on the company dime.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't have a Facebook.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    wiggin is why won't this fire burn down so i can throw more wood on it and go do errands

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DrZiplock is getting ready to spend the day in a coffee shop typing furiously in order to meet a deadline.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    wiggin is heheheheheheheheh

    FIRE

    heheheheheheheheh

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandyien is getting a little high and watching babylon 5

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jedoc is rapidly losing intere

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Batman hasn't been a kid since he was eight years old

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yesterday was a particularly terrible day for being on Facebook, I don't think I've ever seen that many presidential puns in my life

    I tried to make it about my body but nobody fell for it

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    wiggin is heheheheheheheheh

    FIRE

    heheheheheheheheh

    no says the pyrophobe

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Usagi is irritated at having to talk about herself in third person

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Wiggin is going back to masturbating

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Llama is waiting for this stoya video to buffer


    (since when are we at web 2.1, I've been told 2.0 and 2.5 but oh god so many x.ys)

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hey wouldn't you know it i just added like, six photos to my facebook!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rolo commented on the hottest moderator's photo.

    facewhores1.jpg "lol did u make sure 2 use lye on the corpses after u were done with them brah??? "

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bearstranaut is in space






    I'm doing it wrong aren't I.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fortytwo is watching students take midterms

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jigrah doesn't believe feminists get to make up their own ethical theories.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Skull Man uses his facebook status to count down to when he gets to see his super-fine lady

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah has a penis, and that makes him more of a shit than sauron.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Skull Man is going to ask out Bearstranaut

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    bowtiedseal started typing this post with her actual name, being used to facebook, and is annoyed with school email for being insufferably slow

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bearstranaut is waiting for a certain someone to ask him out. Why are boys so hard?!

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Belruel just finished watching two hot guys make out

    also
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bearstranaut is waiting for a certain someone to ask him out. Why are boys so hard?!

    all because of you :winky:

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  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Satanic Jesus is has a cramp in her left leg

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Satanic Jesus is has a cramp in her left leg

    twenty points for the is/has.


    also

    ireland?


    I'm telling FAQ. He is going to be tickled.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Skull Man's girl alert is activated

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Bearstranaut is waiting for a certain someone to ask him out. Why are boys so hard?!

    all because of you :winky:

    8-)

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah has the biggest penis, and that makes him more of a stud than sauron.

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