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Battlestar Galactica: Amicans Will Defeat the Commists! *SPOILERS*

QuidQuid Definitely not a bananaRegistered User regular
edited February 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
Battlestar Galactica is a show that centers around a doctor that puts up with whiny bitches every day. In space.

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Talk about how Cylons are Nazis and etc in here.


REGARDING SPOILERS:
We're following the same spoilers rule from the last thread. No need to bother with tags for anything that's actually aired. If you have inside info or something, spoiler it. Yes, it sucks if you don't see the show the same time as everyone else but with the nature of the show, pretty much everything's a spoiler.

AIR TIMES: Friday nights in America and Wednesdays in the UK. Hulu has it at midnight for now but after the fifth episode will have it eight days after the initial airing. Because Hulu is angry at you.

NEWS JUST IN:
19/08/08 - A two-hour television movie will air sometime after the series finale. It will be based
on the perspectives of two cylon agents before the attack on the 12 colonies and hence the
events will take place before the mini-series from 2003.

08/12/08 - Caprica is confirmed to be receiving a full season of 20 episodes ("including" the two
hour pilot - not sure if that means 20+2 or 18+2) to be filmed in '09 for a premiere of early '10.

DATES:
Movie: Summer 2009
Caprica: Early 2010

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    For an old white guy Cottle is pretty non-prejudiced. I am impressed.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Thanks Quid. I was trying to figure out a good OP, but nothing was coming to mind. This one is gold.

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  • Bionic MonkeyBionic Monkey Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Cottle hates everyone equally.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Except babies. Motherfucker loves babies.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    OP or thread title might want to mention how spoileriffic the thread is gonna be.

    I'd hate for someone to just waltz in here unprepared and discover that Adama is the final cylon, Starbuck was the one who nuked earth, and Gaeta killed the president!

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    OP or thread title might want to mention how spoileriffic the thread is gonna be.

    I'd hate for someone to just waltz in here unprepared and discover that Adama is the final cylon, Starbuck was the one who nuked earth, and Gaeta killed the president!

    Not to mention baltarbots.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    And here's a dramatic pose.

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    Because BSG is, in fact, a medical drama show. Not a lot of people seem to get that.

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  • Big DookieBig Dookie Smells great! DownriverRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man, why couldn't Cottle have been the last Cylon?

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Big Dookie wrote: »
    Man, why couldn't Cottle have been the last Cylon?

    What makes you think he isn't?

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There's already an old-guy Cylon.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Did you guys see the episode where Cottle was presented with a strange set of symptoms that appeared to be one kind of disease, but then turned into something else, and he had to struggle with his colleagues to come to the correct diagnosis so that the patient would live? He had a cane and everything (as he had stubbed a toe last episode).

    It was totally original and refreshing and I'm pretty sure it's a formula that could sustain at least 4 seasons without getting even slightly boring.

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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Didn't you guys hear about the spinoff starring Doc Cottle and his medical adventures?

    Wait for it guys.

    It's called Cottage.

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    From last thread re: the identities of the Final Five:
    Bullshit. Everyone deserves to know. Sucks for them, but that's just how it is.

    You're going to have to give me a very rigorous description of why, exactly, they deserve to know. There is absolutely no utility to be gained from knowing except a satisfaction of morbid curiosity. It's the same bullshit people have about reading up on actress's sex lives or whatever, and it's disgusting.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Did you guys see the episode where Cottle was presented with a strange set of symptoms that appeared to be one kind of disease, but then turned into something else, and he had to struggle with his colleagues to come to the correct diagnosis so that the patient would live? He had a cane and everything (as he had stubbed a toe last episode).

    It was totally original and refreshing and I'm pretty sure it's a formula that could sustain at least 4 seasons without getting even slightly boring.
    No. Because Dr. Cottle 1. Doesn't fuck up diagnosis and 2. Doesn't use a cane because canes are for whiny bitches.

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  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Didn't you guys hear about the spinoff starring Doc Cottle and his medical adventures?

    Wait for it guys.

    It's called Cottage.

    Will it feature Baltarbots?

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Didn't you guys hear about the spinoff starring Doc Cottle and his medical adventures?

    Wait for it guys.

    It's called Cottage.

    Will it feature Baltarbots?

    EVERYTHING will feature baltarbots.

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  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    From last thread re: the identities of the Final Five:
    Bullshit. Everyone deserves to know. Sucks for them, but that's just how it is.

    You're going to have to give me a very rigorous description of why, exactly, they deserve to know. There is absolutely no utility to be gained from knowing except a satisfaction of morbid curiosity. It's the same bullshit people have about reading up on actress's sex lives or whatever, and it's disgusting.

    The Final Five have the potential to play an important role in any possible solution to their problems. As such they at least need to know who they are if they are to be able to act in an informed manner.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    tbloxham wrote: »
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    That's just an excuse. No one can say if these future generations will in fact be themselves good, or if twisted by the evil of their parents they will be even worse, or if they all get hit by a gamma ray burst and die. All that they can do is try to be the best they can right now.

    And the right thing at this moment is martial law, Galactica in charge, and do what is necessary to survive. Live for the moment and let future generations judge your actions.

    This would be the George Bush idea of leadership, right? Brilliant idea, really.
    It doesn't matter whether they are good or bad, only that they get the chance to exist.

    Of course it matters, because giving bad things the chance to exist is bad.
    Morality is a luxury of circumstance

    Morality is the only thing that makes humanity human.
    I notice how you were willing to forgive the flight crew who ate their dead friends. In civilized times people who eat other people are judged harshly, as desperation increases morals are cast aside for survival.

    I'm not willing to forgive them, I'm saying there is nothing really wrong with it in the first place (assuming we are talking about a situation were they ate people who had died already from natural causes related to the crash, and not them killing people with the intent of eating them). I don't have a problem with the wierd african tribes that ceremonially eat their dead either (though it can apparently lead to the spread of brain tumors or something so it might not be the best idea from a public health stand point).
    In times of infinate despair and desperation such as those faced by Galactica, there is no right and wrong, only survival

    There is always right and wrong.
    And in fact, since the absolution of the sins of the father is fundamental to any real morality system, the Germans would not be better off. They bear no responsibility, other than that which they choose to bear. The children of Galactica will face the same issue, they live due to their parents sacrifice of freedoms, how they deal with that will be their business.

    No individual German person who was not alive at the time bears any responsibility. However Germany as a nation-state does, to some extent. Also, it has had a pretty serious negative effect on the national psyche.

    Regardless, this is irrelevant to the fact that the Nazis should not have done what they did just like the fleet should not be doing what they are doing.
    Consider it like this, if my Grandparents hadn't bayonetted a few Germans in the face, then I would likely be living in a facist dictatorship right now. They traded the purity of their actions for my safety without question

    There is no moral compromise made when you fight a just war, as WWII was.


    The fleet is not currently in the middle of a crisis. Cavil has no idea where they are, and AFAIK they are not in immediate danger of running out of food and water. They can sit down for a day or two and Adama can talk with Qorum and maybe have some fire-side chats and get everyone on the same page in regards to the Cylon-Human alliance. Starbuck's husband and presidential aide chick could maybe do some kind of publicity tour. There are many, many options and trying to force compliance at gun point is basically the worst possible one.

    After reading the last few pages I finally get you. There isn't always a wrong or a right, things change, perceptions change. Now I intend to argue why Hitler was justified in his war against the Allies, fuck your absolute moral "just" war bullshit.

    Following the first world war the Treaty of Versailles seriously crippled the German economy and cut off pieces of land that had been part of Germany, even parts such as the Polish Corridor where a majority of Germans lived but this land was given to the Poles. This, naturally, caused a huge amount of resentment. Imagine having a few of the Southern US states given to Mexico and Alaska given to Canada. Americans would not be pleased.

    Hitler was one of the very angry people, thinking that this new "democracy" was bullshit as all they had done was cowardly submit and let the Allies stop all over Germany. Germany was also forced to take FULL 100% ABSOLUTE responsibility for the war when, if you've studied any of the causes of WW1 you will know that all nations involved were responsible. Germany doesn't even deserve to take the brunt of the responsibility. So this pissed off Germans even more.

    So Hitler tried a coup d'etat against the democratic government in... 1924 if I recall correctly. It failed and when Hitler was spending some time in prison (btw, he was given a reduced sentence because many of the judges/officers etc involved in his trial were sympathetic to his cause thinking that the democratic Weimar Republic was a bunch of wusses without the best interests of Germany at heart) anyhow, he wrote Mein Kampf and realised he had to gain power through legal means. He took control of the Nazi party and eventually became dictator of Germany in 1934 (quite a lot of it was legal, with some intimidation and threats mixed in... lots of his speeches rallied support as well).

    Anyhow, Hitler wished to reunite all German peoples (there's nothing wrong with this!) into one country again. He runs around invading places and so on.

    MEANWHILE IN THE ALLIED CAMP: Everybody sits around twiddling their thumbs going "oh we shouldn't interfere or save the democracy or anything, Hitler is doing good for the country and we can't be bothered with another war now". And, surprisingly, Hitler did do good for Germany. He brought unemployment near to 0%, brought inflation down from the ridiculously high levels it was to a normal place and so on.

    So Hitler invades other countries, has a grudge against Jews for some reason and wants to send them all to Madagascar (it was the actual plan at one point) but realises that since the Allies have mined the sea routes that could be used to transport the Jews to Madagascar it's not exactly feasible. So instead he figures The Final Solution is the only way to go (kill them instead). Which occurs.

    Now except for the rather STRANGE grudge against Jews that he held and had them killed, on what grounds would you call the Allies' position "just"? The Allies didn't actually know for sure that the extermination of Jews was going on until they stumbled across one of the concentration camps, so that can't be used as a reason.

    The Allies were fighting an enemy who wished to break the status quo and change the power balance of the world. They were not fighting an enemy who was inherently "evil", or "wrong" in what they were doing. I'll have you know that the Allies have done far worse such as slavery, taking possession of other countries without asking and so on.

    CONCLUSION (tl;dr): WW2 was not just under any circumstances.

    PS: sorry if I sounds angry or anything. Was just getting a bit pissy. I also skipped a lot of the historical detail cause I didn't feel like writing an essay right now.

    edit: maybe it'd just be best to ignore the entire discussion thing and move on to more positive talk...

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  • strakha_7strakha_7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Apparently Donnely Rhodes was almost cast as Bill Adama for the miniseries.

    Weird huh. He's a great actor but he's a bit too old to have been cast for that unfortunately.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Didn't you guys hear about the spinoff starring Doc Cottle and his medical adventures?

    Wait for it guys.

    It's called Cottage.
    Ba-dam bing

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    See, previous BSG thread wasn't Godwin'd because the Nazi's were actually a relevant example, now Daxon just Godwin'd this thread since he has nothing to do with BSG.

    Dude, make a new thread if you want to do that rather than shit all over this one.

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  • Lave IILave II Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    From last thread re: the identities of the Final Five:
    Bullshit. Everyone deserves to know. Sucks for them, but that's just how it is.

    You're going to have to give me a very rigorous description of why, exactly, they deserve to know. There is absolutely no utility to be gained from knowing except a satisfaction of morbid curiosity. It's the same bullshit people have about reading up on actress's sex lives or whatever, and it's disgusting.

    The Final Five have the potential to play an important role in any possible solution to their problems. As such they at least need to know who they are if they are to be able to act in an informed manner.

    Mankind is fucked if it doesn't sort out it's issues with the cylons. The truce with the rebel cylons is pretty fucking essential for the fleet.

    So the fact that the EXO, the Prez's aid the chief engineer and that sport star are cylons. But different are the best chance we have at uniting the factions.

    So for that reason the public needs to know. I'ld say.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Lave II wrote: »
    Mankind is fucked if it doesn't sort out it's issues with the cylons. The truce with the rebel cylons is pretty fucking essential for the fleet.

    So the fact that the EXO, the Prez's aid the chief engineer and that sport star are cylons. But different are the best chance we have at uniting the factions.

    So for that reason the public needs to know. I'ld say.
    Now I'm curious just who knows what. It's apparently somewhat common knowledge on Galactica, I mean that nurse knows Tyrol's a cylon and he certainly didn't seem to try and hide it. Hell, he's been living on the Basestar apparently. I'm curious just how they could really keep anybody but Ellen a secret.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    See, previous BSG thread wasn't Godwin'd because the Nazi's were actually a relevant example, now Daxon just Godwin'd this thread since he has nothing to do with BSG.

    Dude, make a new thread if you want to do that rather than shit all over this one.

    It was a response to HamHamJ saying the Allies fought a just war and general morality debate thing that was going on as cause by the BSG. I was trying to show how one side is never the "good" side. If I knew the same amount of historical detail about some other dictator then I would have gone with him instead of Hitler but I'm afraid the only other dictators I know about are Stalin, Lenin and Mao. They were all batshit insane so kinda poor examples.

    It's a long shot, but I did apologise for it, and you don't have to go shit all over me for it.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Daxon wrote: »
    It was a response to HamHamJ saying the Allies fought a just war and general morality debate thing that was going on as cause by the BSG. I was trying to show how one side is never the "good" side. If I knew the same amount of historical detail about some other dictator then I would have gone with him instead of Hitler but I'm afraid the only other dictators I know about are Stalin, Lenin and Mao. They were all batshit insane so kinda poor examples.

    It's a long shot, but I did apologise for it, and you don't have to go shit all over me for it.
    Do you really believe that defending Hitler is going to not train wreck this thread?

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Lave II wrote: »
    Mankind is fucked if it doesn't sort out it's issues with the cylons. The truce with the rebel cylons is pretty fucking essential for the fleet.

    So the fact that the EXO, the Prez's aid the chief engineer and that sport star are cylons. But different are the best chance we have at uniting the factions.

    So for that reason the public needs to know. I'ld say.
    Now I'm curious just who knows what. It's apparently somewhat common knowledge on Galactica, I mean that nurse knows Tyrol's a cylon and he certainly didn't seem to try and hide it. Hell, he's been living on the Basestar apparently. I'm curious just how they could really keep anybody but Ellen a secret.
    Given that the press girl asked Adama about having a Cylon as his XO, it seems that the identity of the living four Final Fives is common knowledge. As for Ellen, since she's dead and Tigh found out alone, it's an easy secret to keep. Tigh just told a handful of trusted people (namely, the Adamas, and likely Roslyn), and they keep their mouths shut (more or less, in Lee's case).

    Though I would agree that they should tell the people. If anything, it would end the "are you a Cylon" fear and paranoia for good.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yea, if the four are out I don't really see much reason to care about revealing the last bit though it'd make Tigh's life more shitty I guess. I doubt he'd care too much though.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Daxon wrote: »
    It was a response to HamHamJ saying the Allies fought a just war and general morality debate thing that was going on as cause by the BSG. I was trying to show how one side is never the "good" side. If I knew the same amount of historical detail about some other dictator then I would have gone with him instead of Hitler but I'm afraid the only other dictators I know about are Stalin, Lenin and Mao. They were all batshit insane so kinda poor examples.

    It's a long shot, but I did apologise for it, and you don't have to go shit all over me for it.
    Do you really believe that defending Hitler is going to not train wreck this thread?

    No but I wrote it all up for the last thread and when I wanted to post it the thread was locked. Being unwilling to waste my effort, however disastrous, I checked to see if I posted it in this one.

    Moving along... I'm unsure about a couple of spellings, imdb says it's Laura Roslin and Helo but I keep on seeing people spell it Roslyn and Hilo. Which one's right? Also, frack or frak? The episode said "Frak Earth" but it could've been an idiot who can't spell who wrote it..

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Helo.
    Roslin.
    People make mistakes and typos all the time.

    Frak. IIRC, it was "frack" in the original series, but in this one the writers decided to shorted it to a four-letter word to be more like "fuck".

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Daxon, if people spell it differently than how it is spelled in official promotional material do you even have to ASK which spelling is correct?

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  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Daxon wrote: »
    [snip]

    To not derail the thead I am going to confine my answer to this in a PM when I have some time... maybe tomorrow.

    Just for the record.

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  • Bionic MonkeyBionic Monkey Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Helo.
    Roslin.
    People make mistakes and typos all the time.

    Frak. IIRC, it was "frack" in the original series, but in this one the writers decided to shorted it to a four-letter word to be more like "fuck".

    Wasn't there a guy last thread defending his spelling of "Psylon"?

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Helo.
    Roslin.
    People make mistakes and typos all the time.

    Frak. IIRC, it was "frack" in the original series, but in this one the writers decided to shorted it to a four-letter word to be more like "fuck".

    Wasn't there a guy last thread defending his spelling of "Psylon"?

    On the plus side he was an absolute tool, so we can safely ignore him forever.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Did you guys see the episode where Cottle was presented with a strange set of symptoms that appeared to be one kind of disease, but then turned into something else, and he had to struggle with his colleagues to come to the correct diagnosis so that the patient would live? He had a cane and everything (as he had stubbed a toe last episode).

    It was totally original and refreshing and I'm pretty sure it's a formula that could sustain at least 4 seasons without getting even slightly boring.
    No. Because Dr. Cottle 1. Doesn't fuck up diagnosis and 2. Doesn't use a cane because canes are for whiny bitches.

    I now wish the upcoming BSG spinoff was a "re-imagining" of Quincy, M.E..

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  • Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Just a quick apology here as I was the Moron that brougth the Nazis in the last thread.

    I am sorry, so sorry.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No, it'll be like "MASH" but set during the First Cylon War.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    No, it'll be like "MASH" but set during the First Cylon War.
    I want this. Somebody make this happen.

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  • tbloxhamtbloxham Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Greeper wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Helo.
    Roslin.
    People make mistakes and typos all the time.

    Frak. IIRC, it was "frack" in the original series, but in this one the writers decided to shorted it to a four-letter word to be more like "fuck".

    Wasn't there a guy last thread defending his spelling of "Psylon"?

    On the plus side he was an absolute tool, so we can safely ignore him forever.

    On the down side I am still right and will spell made up words however I wish.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kipling217 wrote: »
    Just a quick apology here as I was the Moron that brougth the Nazis in the last thread.

    I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
    Fixed for inter-series nerdiness.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I wonder how/where Cottle gets his cigs. I mean, if ever there was a finite resource in the Fleet's situation...

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