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14 year old boy impersonates police officer, caught five hours later

AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28861227/?GT1=43001
On Saturday the teen, wearing an officer's uniform, walked into a police station and was assigned to go on patrol. He partnered with another officer for about five hours before the ruse was discovered.

Assistant Superintendent James Jackson said the ruse was discovered only after the boy's patrol with an actual officer ended Saturday. Officers noticed his uniform lacked a star that is part of the regulation uniform.

The boy once took part in a Chicago program for youth interested in policing, so he would have been familiar with some procedures, perhaps helping him blend in, police spokeswoman Monique Bond said.

Early contender for the year's most ballsy teenager

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I wanna see a picture of this kid

    he would have to look way older than 14 or those cops are dumbasses

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    keith

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    edit - DAMN YOU FUCKING HELL DRUHIM


    No Keith wants to actually be a cop, he isn't impersonating one

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I wanna see a picture of this kid

    he would have to look way older than 14 or those cops are dumbasses
    You'll have to wait for a trial, as most places don't give out underage people's identities

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That is impressive.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    DAMN YOU FUCKING HELL DRUHIM

    C'mon
    We all thought it was Keith

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    wow damn that kid has moxie

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kid is baller as fuck.

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    maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love how they only found him out because his uniform was missing a star.

    No problem with "Hey, have I seen you before?"

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kid is baller as fuck.
    f'rizzle

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want to know if they gave him a gun and all before sending him out on patrol.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    keith joke

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want to know if they gave him a gun and all before sending him out on patrol.

    they didn't, the article says he didn't drive or handle a gun or do any real police work. He just rode around with the guy.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    keith joke
    excellent work

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want to know if they gave him a gun and all before sending him out on patrol.

    You should try reading the article. It might answer some of your questions.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love how they only found him out because his uniform was missing a star.

    No problem with "Hey, have I seen you before?"

    Naw I'm the new guy. I'm...so new that I have never been here before? And there is no paper work on my hire?

    Sounds good to me!

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No one said it yet?

    Respect mah authoritah.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    I want to know if they gave him a gun and all before sending him out on patrol.

    You should try reading the article. It might answer some of your questions.

    I skipped it since I saw it on cnn, but they never mentioned it so I asked. But I shall read it if it's more informative.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    edit - DAMN YOU FUCKING HELL DRUHIM


    No Keith wants to actually be a cop, he isn't impersonating one
    <3

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    AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    They say he looks older than 14.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    No one said it yet?

    Respect mah authoritah.

    Welcome to 1998. >:|

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man what does this kid look like because damn

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    man what does this kid look like because damn

    there was a guy in 7th grade that had a full beard

    people thought he was a senior when we started high school

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    No one said it yet?

    Respect mah authoritah.

    Welcome to 1998. >:|

    Now I feel old.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    No one said it yet?

    Respect mah authoritah.

    Welcome to 1998. >:|

    Which is coincidentally about the time furries started their thing, right?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    No one said it yet?

    Respect mah authoritah.

    Welcome to 1998. >:|

    Which is coincidentally about the time furries started their thing, right?

    Around the same time masses of people started getting internet access.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    exactly

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Around the same time PA started.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    keith joke
    excellent work

    Hi bemis

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This kid is badass
    I mean, what 14 year-old kid has the balls to walk into a policestation, let alone impersonate a cop, in a police station.
    I could see Disney making a movie about this kid.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    keith joke
    excellent work

    Hi bemis
    hey bro

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Kid's got balls the size of fucking cantaloupes

    Which is kinda disturbing really

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2009
    Alpine wrote: »
    They say he looks older than 14.

    So it couldn't have been Keith, then

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Unfortunately there probably won't be a photo of this kid, as he is underage and it's kind of illegal to reveal his identity

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ^5 Druhim.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
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    haha exactly

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    How about the guy that he was driving around with?

    I mean, sure, ok, the chief let him through and believed it, but the other guy was in the car with him for 5 hours. What the hell?

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    kid must be an incredible liar

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "Man this is just like an episode of Corey in the House I was watching! I mean uhhhhhh.. Let's go bust some perps."

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