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The New Comic Thread for Monday, February 2, 2009

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I remember something from a few years ago where a few Teletubbies had to be recalled because a disgruntled worker reprogrammed the voice chips to make them say in a grumpy, low-pitched voice, "I've got a gun. Big Hug!"

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    seriously, though

    this doll ain't saying no thing

    as the comic implies, there is a specific reason why it is the SAME lady who has made both of these discoveries.

    Evander on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I bet whoever does all those public domain sound bytes puts subliminal messages in them

    if you slow down the wilhelm by 20x and play it backwards, a recipe for delicious quiche can be heard

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I can't get enough of that sandwich bit in panel two, it kills me every time I go back to it.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lolololol

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh shit, this is hilarious! That last panel is just awesome. I usually like PA, but this one is above and beyond.

    EDIT: I mean, the whole thing. The little girl's facial expressions, the horse's neighing pronunciation, "Sandwich! I trusted you!"...all of it.

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  • BigBearBigBear If your life had a face, I would punch it. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah, this strip is pretty cool. Best one of the year so far. The dancing mice in panel 3 are a nice touch.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Upon review of a YouTube video linked from a main-page link, I'd say that I can buy "Islam is the light" somewhat, but "Satan is the king" is just way the fuck off. I mean, not that I believe (pending someone showing some serious evidence) that the makers designed the doll to babble about Islam, but that it does kinda sound like it.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    or when a parent buys their spoiled child a vehicle for their sixteenth birthday and they put a giant ribbon on the top of it so it looks like a present?

    No, those are just assholes who are spoiling their children and fucking society in the long run.

    Again I must say you are a beautiful man

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    Druhim wrote: »
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The human brain is programed to find patterns, we're taught from birth for speech, it isn't surprising that people construct words out of nonsense sounds.

    See, Electronic Voice Projection for ghost seekers.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Heh, Catsby and Twisp.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    What's surprising is that this bitch made the news and not an auto lobotomy.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    snopes article they won't let me copy/paste

    Sselect all
    Copy
    Put into notepad and trim the shit you don't want.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    The human brain is programed to find patterns, we're taught from birth for speech, it isn't surprising that people construct words out of nonsense sounds.

    See, Electronic Voice Projection for ghost seekers.

    Or you know, you can just look to the Church for clarity.

    pope-fire.jpg

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    The human brain is programed to find patterns, we're taught from birth for speech, it isn't surprising that people construct words out of nonsense sounds.

    See, Electronic Voice Projection for ghost seekers.

    Or you know, you can just look to the Church for clarity.

    pope-fire.jpg

    can you not be a staggering shithead once in a while?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    The human brain is programed to find patterns, we're taught from birth for speech, it isn't surprising that people construct words out of nonsense sounds.

    See, Electronic Voice Projection for ghost seekers.

    Or you know, you can just look to the Church for clarity.

    pope-fire.jpg[IMG][/img]

    can you not be a staggering shithead once in a while?

    Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Lucky Cynic.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    The human brain is programed to find patterns, we're taught from birth for speech, it isn't surprising that people construct words out of nonsense sounds.

    See, Electronic Voice Projection for ghost seekers.

    Or you know, you can just look to the Church for clarity.

    pope-fire.jpg[IMG][/img]

    can you not be a staggering shithead once in a while?

    Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Lucky Cynic.

    I can do all of those things

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well shit

    Grey Ghost on
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    now, where is the image of a swastika distinctively looking like the current pope

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    snopes article they won't let me copy/paste

    Sselect all
    Copy
    Put into notepad and trim the shit you don't want.

    or just link a page and if you're too damn lazy to read it oh well

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wait a minute

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    this comic really excels.

    "Sandwich! I trusted you!" is such a fantastic line.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    seriously, though

    http://www.shareholder.com/mattel/downloads/Lil_Mommie_Coo_Original_10K.mp3

    there are too many "d" sounds in there for it to be "islam is the light"

    at best, that could have 2 "d" sounds

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Lucky Cynic.

    He's Pip, he's just bound to do this for as long as I exist.



    How unfortunate for him.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    biscuittooth wrote: »
    Once again, Penny-Arcade adopts a pro-Islamic stance.

    Mothafucka are you telling me we shouldn't?

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ARAB MONEY

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    seriously, though

    http://www.shareholder.com/mattel/downloads/Lil_Mommie_Coo_Original_10K.mp3

    there are too many "d" sounds in there for it to be "islam is the light"

    at best, that could have 2 "d" sounds

    It really sounds closer to "turn on the light."

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    ARAB MONEY
    this comic was funded by the arab equivalent of blood diamonds.

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    ARAB MONEY
    this comic was funded by the arab equivalent of blood diamonds.
    9/11 silver $20s?

    A duck! on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    ARAB MONEY
    this comic was funded by the arab equivalent of blood diamonds.

    Opium?

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    ARAB MONEY
    this comic was funded by the arab equivalent of blood diamonds.
    9/11 silver $20s?
    I like this answer better than opium, so let's go with that.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Those little toques they love to wear?

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    ARAB MONEY
    this comic was funded by the arab equivalent of blood diamonds.
    9/11 silver $20s?

    Hahahahaha

    Poorochondriac on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is Twisp saying more than one word in this comic?

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well it's a hallucination, any crazy thing could happen.

    Campion on
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    WE GETTIN' ARAB MONEY

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    ARAB MONEY
    this comic was funded by the arab equivalent of blood diamonds.

    Opium?

    diamond encrusted skulls.

    seizureorbs on
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Diamonds smuggled in hollowed out baby corpses, wrapped in the American constitution and the Shroud of Turin.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • ArchonexArchonex No hard feelings, right? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    man, seriously though

    how does a ignorant cooze like that manage to breed?

    Past research indicates that people choose their significant other based on how close in intelligence they are to others.

    That means the father is probably equally as stupid.

    That means that the child will also probably be as stupid. It's a vicious cycle.

    Clearly the only answer is to purge them all by fire and blade.

    Archonex on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    this is why I have always, always been fully supportive of lead-based paints on toys

    kill off the dumb slobberfiends that keep popping out of ignorant twats like this

    thin the herd

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