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Where the fuck do you want to go?

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i want to go to sicily and corsica. my grandmother has shown me pictures of where she lived when she was a kid on both islands, they look amazing.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i know a guy who planned a good trip to the philipines
    all talkin about all this cool scenic places all around
    all this research he had done showing some great initiative and the makings of a meaningful travel experience
    different islands and such he was gonna go to
    pretty good for someone who generally isnt that social and stays home getting stoned in front of the pc/tv most of the time to the point where no one would hear from him for months at a time despite tryin to get him to come out often
    suddenly hes all excited about being outdoors and checkin out volcanoes and hangin at beaches and meeting people and packing in a lot of experiences into a couple of weeks


    after the trip he comes back, people ask him how the trip was
    and hes like 'ahh it was okay. didnt really end up really goin anywhere pretty much just stayed in one place, hung out at the beach and the hotel and checked out the local area a bit and didnt do too much'

    which wasnt really surprising with this guy but a bit disappointing after his pretrip plans and excitement


    turns out he met a couple of local girls at a bar his first night and the trip basically turned into a constant threesome for two weeks

    tales of dry spurts and viagra just to maintain

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Corrupt the Afghan bound one with your insidious socialism.

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    Fuck off and die.
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well, sometimes a young men just has to kill darkies and experience terrifying dismemberment.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh thank Christ.

    For a minute there I was worried he was going to Afghanistan as some kind of clueless aids worker.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Maybe I'm just living in the past, though.

    Maybe that area of the world has changed.

    But me, I'm not going to any area that has an Al-Qaida presence without a firearm ever. I can still see that video of that contractor getting beheaded and its been like four years or five years.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    where do you live teefs

    isnt it
    san francisco
    or vancouver
    or one of those places that is basically the same kinda artfag city full of gays and hippies and people probably ride their bikes everywhere and save the prius just for long trips or for when they need to move all their antique/post modern furniture into their new studio apartment

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hey, in Afghanistan, Al Aqaida make children kill traitors. By beheading.

    What a fucked up place. Damn, I hope some good shit comes out of that war - or what ever the Hell it is we got going on over there.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    every corner has a cafe that only uses fair trade coffee beans

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Las Vegas isn't full of artistic homosexuals. It isn't full of artistic homosexuals at all.

    Unless you count Tom Jones.

    But he isn't artistic or a homosexual, so I'm not sure why you would.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Naw the beheading video I saw was in Iraq.

    Fucking stupid insurgent tried to behead the contractor with a sword. Newsflash, terrorist fuckfaces: straight blades do not cut through cartilage and bone effectively. To this day I still wish I had just alt-F4'd out of that video, but I kept watching out of morbid fascination and horror. The sawing motion as a neck was severed with a scimitar, and the gurgling noise.... those are sights and sounds that will never leave me.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Naw the beheading video I saw was in Iraq.

    Fucking stupid insurgent tried to behead the contractor with a sword. Newsflash, terrorist fuckfaces: straight blades do not cut through cartilage and bone effectively. To this day I still wish I had just alt-F4'd out of that video, but I kept watching out of morbid fascination and horror. The sawing motion as a neck was severed with a scimitar, and the gurgling noise.... those are sights and sounds that will never leave me.

    I saw that one. I also saw a twelve year old Afghan boy kill a suspected informer by cutting his head off with knife.

    Edit: Oh sorry, it was Taliban, not Al Qaida.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hawaii does not have an apostrophe in it

    Ha'wa'i'i

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A hacksaw would probably be best there. Or a huge fuckoff axe.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't get the interest in watching those videos.

    Like at all

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The worst video like that is the Chechynian rebels slitting a dude's throat and letting him drown on the blood

    the gurgling never really leaves your head

    ever

    Nah it's worse when they slit the throat and the victim is still trying to breathe and as he sucks in air there's this sickening high pitched squeal like those squeaky pet toys.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Glad that page is gone.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    now let's talk about bestiality

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd like to visit Eastern Europe, I think!

    Mostly for historical sites.

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I went to Japan last year for 1 and a half weeks to Tokyo and travelled all the way up to Sendai. Fantastic place, great food, excellent shopping and beautiful girls.

    ...

    I WANT TO GO BACK!

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    hawaii does not have an apostrophe in it

    Ha'wa'i'i

    H'w'i'

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    J3p wrote: »
    The worst video like that is the Chechynian rebels slitting a dude's throat and letting him drown on the blood

    the gurgling never really leaves your head

    ever

    Nah it's worse when they slit the throat and the victim is still trying to breathe and as he sucks in air there's this sickening high pitched squeal like those squeaky pet toys.

    it's weird for me, the thought of a fingernail getting ripped off is terrible, but I just can't imagine how horrible getting slowly beheaded or disemboweled would be so it doesn't do much.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Naw the beheading video I saw was in Iraq.

    Fucking stupid insurgent tried to behead the contractor with a sword. Newsflash, terrorist fuckfaces: straight blades do not cut through cartilage and bone effectively. To this day I still wish I had just alt-F4'd out of that video, but I kept watching out of morbid fascination and horror. The sawing motion as a neck was severed with a scimitar, and the gurgling noise.... those are sights and sounds that will never leave me.

    I always thought about that in the Highlander series as well. Many of the swords used couldn't slice a guy's head off cleanly in one swift stroke, especially in some of the crazy mid combat maneuvers they did.

    Yeah, maybe a big ass broadsword with a 2 hand swing, or a big axe, but not a quick rapier or something. Of course, it's not as dramatic to say "there can be only one" and then have to saw through a dude's neck as he patiently waits to die an agonizing death.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i want to go to the galapagos.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hawaii has an apostrophe in it when you decide to behave like a cunt when spelling it.

    I don't go around adding apostrophes to shit because of a regional spelling just to indicate a glottal stop.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Galapagos would be great.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i want to go to the galapagos.

    I heard its really not that great there.

    Darwin fancied the fuck out of that place, but for modern humans, word on the street is that its not that great.

    Mostly because you can't tromp all over the place and capture and study shit.

    I can't remember what other reasons, but a family friend talked us out of a trip to the galapagos and easter island because, really, deep down, they're pretty shitty places to visit.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't really get the appeal of easter island. "Oh hey, those stone heads are pretty huge. Can I go now?"

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You know it might not have been the galapagos it might have been the robinson crusoe islands.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Can the average person even really "go" to Easter Island
    I'm pretty sure you can go there for touristy things

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