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You gotta be shitting me

Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
So a dude robbed a couple convenience stores, so what? http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html
Both clerks described the weapon as a Star Trek Klingon-type sword, called a "Batleth" or "bat'leth."

Jesus Christ

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    whatchu doing robbing convenience stores, wiggin

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I ain't a trek geek

    If I rob a store it'll be in a Spider-Man costume

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    YESSSSS

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You guys here about that pointy eared rapist terrorizing the tri-state? His first raping happened during a mock football game.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    You guys here about that pointy eared rapist terrorizing the tri-state? His first raping happened during a mock football game.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would have dressed the part and called them p'taks.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i like how the second owner of the convenience store said no

    and the robber was like uhhhh ok, sorry man.

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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    are you surprised

    if some dude came in with a bat'leth I'd just laugh hysterically

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    You guys here about that pointy eared rapist terrorizing the tri-state? His first raping happened during a mock football game.

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    A Mock

    Amok

    Not even close.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what?

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    no this is just a joke article

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    are you surprised

    if some dude came in with a bat'leth I'd just laugh hysterically

    I'm kind of surprised, but I'm also not.

    I guess it was probably fake but I mean

    If you are going to demand money it is ineffective if you're not going to cut someone, or something.

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the comments on that article make me want to shoot myself

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    are you surprised

    if some dude came in with a bat'leth I'd just laugh hysterically

    I don't think that's a terribly good idea for someone who's in the mindset of robbing a store.

    Humming the battle music where Spock fought Kirk would be your best option.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Christ I want those tapes to leak

    The second set where he got turned away

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    no this is just a joke article

    wait wait what

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »

    That was pretty clever.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »

    oh

    I was just saying that if an elf was raping people, it would, you know

    probably be a dark elf, if you smell what I'm cooking

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    in dark elf culture they are referred to as Druchii, heathen.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    the comments on that article make me want to shoot myself

    oh god dammit

    why did I look

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »

    oh

    I was just saying that if an elf was raping people, it would, you know

    probably be a dark elf, if you smell what I'm cooking

    You're ice cold.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    Ancestors of Druhim the River Dweller

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »

    oh

    I was just saying that if an elf was raping people, it would, you know

    probably be a dark elf, if you smell what I'm cooking

    You're ice cold.

    I'm cold

    like ice

    cool to the touch and it isn't very nice when I left you

    alone

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »

    oh

    I was just saying that if an elf was raping people, it would, you know

    probably be a dark elf, if you smell what I'm cooking

    You're ice cold.

    ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT

    OK NOW LADIES

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Alright, I admit

    that made me laugh

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