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I had a real straight-laced friend who went to seminary and the whole bit. "You may kiss the bride" was he and his lady's first kiss. I always thought they were insane for going through with the whole "no kissing before marriage" thing but their wedding was the sweetest and most sincere thing I've ever seen in my life.
I'm always surprised when I find these threads with people asking if they should have a stripper or not. It's your relationship and marriage; you should probably know where your boundaries as a couple lie at this point. People like Beavs is cool with it, people like Bel ain't. It's not a democracy here. Deflecting the responsibly to make this decision to a bunch of internet people with widely varying backgrounds is the worst way to justify doing something that you already know won't fly with the one person that matters.
If for some un-Godly reason, I ever feel like making the marriage mistake again, the bachelor/bachelorette parties will be legen... wait for it.....
DARY
we're each getting strippers. multiples. alcohol flowing like a fucking river. I will find the hottest most well hung mandingo motherfuckers to cock slap her and her friends all night.
Why?
Because if I'm marrying her, then I know. Not hope.
I know.
At the end of the night, she's sleeping next to me. So who the fuck cares how we have fun?
What if she falls in love with one of the 'hung mandingo motherfuckers' and runs away with him instead
if he's marrying her, he knows that she won't is what he is saying.
if all parties involved are down with strippers, there is not a thing wrong with having lots of them at all. it's if one of them isn't when there is a problem. like how the OP's wife asked him not to
also i know guys that would get strippers, but no way in hell are they letting their girls get strippers, and that isn't fair at all
I will never understand people insecure in their relationships.
Thats like building block number 1. If thats shaky, your fucking house is caving in.
maybe not today. but it will.
true that, but being secure and saying 'oh hell yes strippers please' are two separate things entirely
If for some un-Godly reason, I ever feel like making the marriage mistake again, the bachelor/bachelorette parties will be legen... wait for it.....
DARY
we're each getting strippers. multiples. alcohol flowing like a fucking river. I will find the hottest most well hung mandingo motherfuckers to cock slap her and her friends all night.
Why?
Because if I'm marrying her, then I know. Not hope.
I know.
At the end of the night, she's sleeping next to me. So who the fuck cares how we have fun?
What if she falls in love with one of the 'hung mandingo motherfuckers' and runs away with him instead
if he's marrying her, he knows that she won't is what he is saying.
if all parties involved are down with strippers, there is not a thing wrong with having lots of them at all. it's if one of them isn't when there is a problem. like how the OP's wife asked him not to
also i know guys that would get strippers, but no way in hell are they letting their girls get strippers, and that isn't fair at all
Well there are probably girls that would get strippers but wouldn't let their men get strippers. Don't try and pin that on men.
t Mysst: I saw your closet wardrobe, start working out and get some pearl snaps and start cruising 6th street!
last time I was on 6th street I was doing a decent job of flirting but my bud's stomach was staging a revolt and so I took him home cause we had gone to ihop at my suggestion
t Mysst: I saw your closet wardrobe, start working out and get some pearl snaps and start cruising 6th street!
last time I was on 6th street I was doing a decent job of flirting but my bud's stomach was staging a revolt and so I took him home cause we had gone to ihop at my suggestion
i almost went last night to see a friend's band play.
but the band decided it would be an excellent time to pass sickness on to each other
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t Mysst: I saw your closet wardrobe, start working out and get some pearl snaps and start cruising 6th street!
last time I was on 6th street I was doing a decent job of flirting but my bud's stomach was staging a revolt and so I took him home cause we had gone to ihop at my suggestion
i almost went last night to see a friend's band play.
but the band decided it would be an excellent time to pass sickness on to each other
you know, if bandmates would stop fucking each other shit like this wouldn't happen
I had a real straight-laced friend who went to seminary and the whole bit. "You may kiss the bride" was he and his lady's first kiss. I always thought they were insane for going through with the whole "no kissing before marriage" thing but their wedding was the sweetest and most sincere thing I've ever seen in my life.
I'm always surprised when I find these threads with people asking if they should have a stripper or not. It's your relationship and marriage; you should probably know where your boundaries as a couple lie at this point. People like Beavs is cool with it, people like Bel ain't. It's not a democracy here. Deflecting the responsibly to make this decision to a bunch of internet people with widely varying backgrounds is the worst way to justify doing something that you already know won't fly with the one person that matters.
but you see, if the wife was cool with it, and if he was ok with his wife getting naked dudes as well there is not a thing wrong with it
the whole problem here lies with the guy not listening to the woman who should be the love of his life
t Mysst: I saw your closet wardrobe, start working out and get some pearl snaps and start cruising 6th street!
last time I was on 6th street I was doing a decent job of flirting but my bud's stomach was staging a revolt and so I took him home cause we had gone to ihop at my suggestion
i almost went last night to see a friend's band play.
but the band decided it would be an excellent time to pass sickness on to each other
you know, if bandmates would stop fucking each other shit like this wouldn't happen
i don't think they're fucking each other, but apparently they were sick and cancelled.
i was going to call up my sister's bff and see if she wanted to hang but noooo
Dead Legend on
diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
If for some un-Godly reason, I ever feel like making the marriage mistake again, the bachelor/bachelorette parties will be legen... wait for it.....
DARY
we're each getting strippers. multiples. alcohol flowing like a fucking river. I will find the hottest most well hung mandingo motherfuckers to cock slap her and her friends all night.
Why?
Because if I'm marrying her, then I know. Not hope.
I know.
At the end of the night, she's sleeping next to me. So who the fuck cares how we have fun?
What if she falls in love with one of the 'hung mandingo motherfuckers' and runs away with him instead
if he's marrying her, he knows that she won't is what he is saying.
if all parties involved are down with strippers, there is not a thing wrong with having lots of them at all. it's if one of them isn't when there is a problem. like how the OP's wife asked him not to
also i know guys that would get strippers, but no way in hell are they letting their girls get strippers, and that isn't fair at all
Well there are probably girls that would get strippers but wouldn't let their men get strippers. Don't try and pin that on men.
eeh, i somehow doubt that a woman who was ok with male strippers would not be fine with her guy getting strippers as well.
i know guys that throw the whole 'but for guys it is tradition, for girls it isn't so they can't have them' shit out
of course i am not speaking in absolutes here, but the overwhelming majority of people fall into those lines
If for some un-Godly reason, I ever feel like making the marriage mistake again, the bachelor/bachelorette parties will be legen... wait for it.....
DARY
we're each getting strippers. multiples. alcohol flowing like a fucking river. I will find the hottest most well hung mandingo motherfuckers to cock slap her and her friends all night.
Why?
Because if I'm marrying her, then I know. Not hope.
I know.
At the end of the night, she's sleeping next to me. So who the fuck cares how we have fun?
What if she falls in love with one of the 'hung mandingo motherfuckers' and runs away with him instead
if he's marrying her, he knows that she won't is what he is saying.
if all parties involved are down with strippers, there is not a thing wrong with having lots of them at all. it's if one of them isn't when there is a problem. like how the OP's wife asked him not to
also i know guys that would get strippers, but no way in hell are they letting their girls get strippers, and that isn't fair at all
Well there are probably girls that would get strippers but wouldn't let their men get strippers. Don't try and pin that on men.
eeh, i somehow doubt that a woman who was ok with male strippers would not be fine with her guy getting strippers as well.
i know guys that throw the whole 'but for guys it is tradition, for girls it isn't so they can't have them' shit out
of course i am not speaking in absolutes here, but the overwhelming majority of people fall into those lines
I think you're being pretty wildly sexist but okay!
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I'm always surprised when I find these threads with people asking if they should have a stripper or not. It's your relationship and marriage; you should probably know where your boundaries as a couple lie at this point. People like Beavs is cool with it, people like Bel ain't. It's not a democracy here. Deflecting the responsibly to make this decision to a bunch of internet people with widely varying backgrounds is the worst way to justify doing something that you already know won't fly with the one person that matters.
true that, but being secure and saying 'oh hell yes strippers please' are two separate things entirely
On a scale of 1 to 420, how high are you right now?
Some don't consider fondling a stripper a big deal. Some do. Everyone treats sex differently.
i almost went last night to see a friend's band play.
but the band decided it would be an excellent time to pass sickness on to each other
screw the bachelor/bachelorette.
bless me father, for i'm about to sin
but you see, if the wife was cool with it, and if he was ok with his wife getting naked dudes as well there is not a thing wrong with it
the whole problem here lies with the guy not listening to the woman who should be the love of his life
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dearly beloved
we are gathered here today
to get nasty
boom boom boom boom
We could go as bridge trolls for Halloween! We wouldn't even need make-up or fake noses or anything!
i don't think they're fucking each other, but apparently they were sick and cancelled.
i was going to call up my sister's bff and see if she wanted to hang but noooo
see this is good because i've had like 8 surgeries on my lip and nose.
well I mean
what kind of a wedding is it if you don't have bridesmaids?
eeh, i somehow doubt that a woman who was ok with male strippers would not be fine with her guy getting strippers as well.
i know guys that throw the whole 'but for guys it is tradition, for girls it isn't so they can't have them' shit out
of course i am not speaking in absolutes here, but the overwhelming majority of people fall into those lines
Sounds less like a stripper and more like a prostitute.
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well you just pay them extra
I was referring to people, men or women, that will say, "I don't mind strippers.... but no, you can't have one. I can have one, but not you."
that has nothing to do with morals and everything to do with "I'm a little child and am terrified I'm not good enough to hold your interest."
If that were the case it would be extremely professional
Or "hypocrisy".
Yeah, either works.
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Gimme a front shot.
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In this case, I think it reeks of immaturity, yes
I heard that elderly Asian porn is the hot thing. Haven't checked it out though....well outside of the covers to the DVDs that is.
well, yes. part of growing up is becoming sure of yourself and confident in your own skin