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The Phalla of Haruhi Suzumiya II [Finale: The Bolero | DCS / Galaxy Police victory! ]
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The Phalla of Haruhi Suzumiya II
The Excel Saga
The Excel Saga
Final Day: The Standoff
Day 5: The Substitution
Day 4: The Intervention
Day 3: The Instrumentality
Day 2: The Miscommunication
Day 1: The Reincarnation
Prologue
Good evening, Veldime.
According to satellite readings, we are not currently broadcasting in Veldime.
Excuse me?
I did not stutter.
This program is currently being displayed somewhere within an outdated online message board medium, originating from Earth.
This program is currently being displayed somewhere within an outdated online message board medium, originating from Earth.
Sounds complicated.
An unfortunate setback, but it does ensure us a captive audience.
And ratings.
And high-paying sponsors.
And ratings.
And high-paying sponsors.
Splendid. Well, then... what did you say this place was called?
I didn't.
Typical. Be that as it may, viewers.
Unusual reports have made their way to our news station regarding several dimensional distortions taking place within what your populace would refer to as the 'interwebs'.
.....
Numerous foreign entities appear to be gathering at a key focal point within this computerized medium.
For what purpose, we can not yet say.
.....
At any rate, we have been approached by concerned citizens all over the galaxy and beyond to assist in the resolution of this disturbance.
I believe they're putting the burden on our shoulders.
Naturally. to that end, this station humbly requests that you make use of the following emergency contact informa-
-static-
Now that those no-talent hacks have been dealt with, let's proceed with the real news!
I told you enlistment was for life.
I meant it.
Unfortunately, several of the veterans from the original experiment are now, well, dead.
Hence, it's re-recruitment time! Just click that little reply button there, and you, yes, you, can join up to help the PASOS© brigade contend with these foolish intruders once and for all.
ACROSS? What kind of idiot would name their group with an acronym?
Well, we don't take lightly to interlopers on my internet.
With that in mind, you are henceforth encouraged- no, required to sign up for
The Phalla of Haruhi Suzumiya II
The Excel Saga
The Excel Saga
Hey, who put that there?...
Amateur.
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This will not be a traditional phalla. There will be red voting, and people you'll want to kill to get a victory for your respective faction.
The similarities end there.
Everyone will have an ability. Everyone will have their own condition.
There will be posting restrictions.
There will not be conversions.
Beyond that, the sky is the limit.
More details to come when signups close.
Reserves will be taken as need be.
As with the original project, inactivity will be dealt with swiftly.
Roster
1. iamtheaznman
2. FunkyWaltDogg - Toru Watanabe, Department of City Security [Guardian], slain day 1
3. kime
4. lonelyahava - Haruko Haruhara [Ability Nuller], slain day 2
5. MacGuffin - Mikuru Asahina, PASOS Brigade [Vote Immune-turned-Vigilante], slain day 3
6. Obbi
7. Witch Doctor DBM - Pedro [Durability], slain day 3
8. TheLawinator
9. B:L - Poemy 'Kobayashi' Watanabe [Magical Girl], slain day 5
10. abotkin - Excel Excel, ACROSS [Potpourri Special], slain day 1
11. Zellpher - Lucy / Nyu [Lone Wolf], slain day 1
12. Zandracon - Ilpalazzo, ACROSS [Vigilante], slain day 3
13. FrostMist - Daimaru Sumiyoshi, Department of City Security [Partial Mason], slain day 1
14. DamnedLibrarian - Ryoko Asakura, PASOS Brigade [Vigilante], slain day 2
15. Tommy2Hands - Mihoshi Kurimitsu, Galaxy Police [Ability Redirecter], slain day 5
16. Dac Vin - Yuki Nagato, PASOS Brigade [Seer-Turned-Vigilante], slain day 4
17. Darian - Agent Hyatt, ACROSS [Undying-Turned-Vigilante], slain day 2, revived day 3, slain day 5
18. warban - Great Will of the Macrocosm [Bus Driver], slain day 4
19. MrBlarney
20. Toxic Toys - Itsuki Koizumi, PASOS Brigade [Guardian], slain day 4
Looking forward to this! If anyone kills me day one I will be perturbed!
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No killing me either!
I have to kill kime first!
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But c'mon Kime.
It'll be fun!
we can be like Romeo and Juliet!
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Wrong account, Professor? :P
Wow, you are quick.
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It's been a while since I saw Excel Saga. How much knowledge will be required to participate?
And how is this different from any other phalla we've ever been in?
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Very little. There's going to be a lot of eggs in this basket.
What do you mean eggs?
!signup
Umm. . . . not entirely sure, actually. So OK, let's keep to the pattern!
Also, I've never seen Excel Saga, so I'm hoping for a Haruhi character.
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So you're basically offering an explanation that doesn't explain anything.
So what's this Haruhi nonsense?
In other words, there'll be various source materials in play, so being familiar with one or the other isn't required.
Helpful, sure, but not required.
Rest assured, I will be cheering you all on from the sidelines.
チーム行く！
I can't believe she's roping me into this. Honestly...this is getting ridiculous.
If you have any questions and Haruhi isn't around, you can ask me as well. I'll try to answer them to the best of my ability.
I'm begging you, though...establish the context before you start talking.
[edit] Dangit.
Reserves are still encouraged, naturally.
We'll see about getting this sorted out soon enough, but if the information is processed in a timely enough manner, Day 1 can end tomorrow night at 11:00 PM EST, if that's acceptable.
Who let you out?
please don't let me be too late...,
I just died in the rhino phalla...