Microwave ovens heat up the water in whatever you're cooking. There's water in your ears/skin too... therefore if a cell phone can pop popcorn it would burn the SHIT out of your ear, and any other body part it came near ...
I know, which is why it's clearly fake
I was taking issue with your statement about "heat from 4 cell phones" which made it sound like the phones itself were generating waves of heat which would be not at all what happens
But you see I- oh god
I'm going to sound like Defender if I keep going
I'll stop, I'm so sorry
I know, really, it's like...come on, the phone isn't even sending a strong transmission, it's receiving a signal and hasn't been answered so it hasn't yet had to send that much data. (I am guessing as to how this works based on an understanding of network programming.)
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Microwave ovens heat up the water in whatever you're cooking. There's water in your ears/skin too... therefore if a cell phone can pop popcorn it would burn the SHIT out of your ear, and any other body part it came near ...
I know, which is why it's clearly fake
I was taking issue with your statement about "heat from 4 cell phones" which made it sound like the phones itself were generating waves of heat which would be not at all what happens
But you see I- oh god
I'm going to sound like Defender if I keep going
I'll stop, I'm so sorry
I know, really, it's like...come on, the phone isn't even sending a strong transmission, it's receiving a signal and hasn't been answered so it hasn't yet had to send that much data. (I am guessing as to how this works based on an understanding of network programming.)
I'm really glad to see Frank back. He's one of my favorite recurring characters behind Anny. I think the last time we saw him was the mall incident with the zombies right? Anyway, now bring back Bat Jew.
Its something about Star Wars and Gabe is wondering at how all the different classes would work, and Tycho is biting his lips and fantasizes that he would play some druid that is all smart and bounty hunters and sith alike would be amazed at his incredible translation skills.
Or something.
I also created this one. Kinda funny just pairing the two up like that.
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I know, really, it's like...come on, the phone isn't even sending a strong transmission, it's receiving a signal and hasn't been answered so it hasn't yet had to send that much data. (I am guessing as to how this works based on an understanding of network programming.)
cell phones actually work based on magic
long story short, jews cast spells
Nosferajew?
I dunno, you tell me.
Doesn't he just look like he's going to charge you interest?
daaammmnnn
Then I did. Who knew.
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Comic Sans.
Am I doing this right?
Its something about Star Wars and Gabe is wondering at how all the different classes would work, and Tycho is biting his lips and fantasizes that he would play some druid that is all smart and bounty hunters and sith alike would be amazed at his incredible translation skills.
Or something.
I also created this one. Kinda funny just pairing the two up like that.
If I had been able to get more of the things in the edit it would have been a better joke. At least the unicorn and the monkey
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/24/
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I can't even use image tags today, what the hell.