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Things you mat not want to know

Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
I've always had a super fast metabolism, but as of the past year or so it has been getting to the point where I will get painfully hungry only an our or so after eating a large meal.

I will also feel very ill, tired, and get extremely dizzy.

This all came to a head the other night when I was at my girlfriend's house and I woke up in the middle of the night feeling like I was about to die. I went to sit on the edge of her bed to try and collect my self and in the process woke her up.

She asks me whats wrong and it was at that point that I collapsed and fell off the bed on to the floor. She freaks out and asks me what to do, I ask her to make me some food quick while I get off the floor.

So I then eat what was the best ham sandwich ever, and feel better and go back to sleep.

I go to the doctors the next day and they say "Oh, you might be diabetic! Come back in a week and we'll see."

So, I go in tomorrow to find out if I am diabetic! Yay for maybe having a life changing condition!

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I can't go swimming and am deaf in one ear

    a couple months ago I went swimming with ear plugs and now I have to clean my ear every morning because this gunjy liquid builds up in it

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you may not want to know about my website hidden in my sig

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Also I can't eat until after my doctors appointment tomorrow and I'm fucking hungry

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have personally met the current Sultan of Johor. He was staying at our hotel and I showed him how to work the DVD player in the presidential suite.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Also I can't eat until after my doctors appointment tomorrow and I'm fucking hungry

    "Son, you might have a disease where you go into a coma if you don't eat regularly. No more food until we know for certain."

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Also I can't eat until after my doctors appointment tomorrow and I'm fucking hungry

    "Son, you might have a disease where you go into a coma if you don't eat regularly. No more food until we know for certain."

    Thats pretty much it.

    All "Hey. Don't eat for 12 hours before you come in. Yeeeah."
    :x

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  • EclipsedPlanetEclipsedPlanet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aw, man. Good luck. Let's just hope it's poop issues or something. Aren't you an odd age for diabetes? It's usually <20 years or >45 years. Then again, maybe you're younger than I thought....

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  • PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey, Qorzm! Thanks for the half-birthday wishes on facebook!

    Also I may have kidney stones. Shit.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what the fuck

    get hot marge out of your av/sig, guy, you're tainting my childhood

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aw, man. Good luck. Let's just hope it's poop issues or something. Aren't you an odd age for diabetes? It's usually <20 years or >45 years. Then again, maybe you're younger than I thought....
    21.

    And this couldn't have come at a worse time.

    I have no job and no money to properly feed my self!

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So many things I mat not want to know.

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  • EclipsedPlanetEclipsedPlanet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    what the fuck

    get hot marge out of your av/sig, guy, you're tainting my childhood

    I'm not guy. Also Marge is hot, so deal with it.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This is a thread about things you may not want to know.

    So her sig is rather fitting I think

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  • EriosErios Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aw, man. Good luck. Let's just hope it's poop issues or something. Aren't you an odd age for diabetes? It's usually <20 years or >45 years. Then again, maybe you're younger than I thought....
    21.

    And this couldn't have come at a worse time.

    I have no job and no money to properly feed my self!

    Lean protein and veggies. Yum! (and cheap)

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    PkErthbnd wrote: »
    Hey, Qorzm! Thanks for the half-birthday wishes on facebook!

    Also I may have kidney stones. Shit.
    No problem!

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aw man, that's really sucky. You should get your act together, so you aren't falling around all over the place.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am a type 1 diabetic and I suffer this problem.

    Basically, going to college has become way more high-maintanence than it ought to be, since I have to have protein bars and other snacks on hand to keep myself stable during and between classes.

    It's not that big a deal, really, it just means having food available to take whenever I head out. It's also given me a perfect excuse to figure out a better diet, which my body desperately needs.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Diabetes runs in my family bro

    Sucks man, I don't want that cause needles man

    Needles

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think I am going to go to bed so I stop thinking about eating the delicious delicious pizza I have in the fridge.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Diabetes runs in my family bro

    Sucks man, I don't want that cause needles man

    Needles

    I am pretty weird, here.

    The needles are the least frustrating thing about the diabetes.

    The fact that I can't do any significant physical activity without a snack or something, lest I fall into a terrible mood, followed by insulin shock, is a way bigger pain.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fucking neeedllleeess

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  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am glad I'm not the only person that sat here scanning that picture and pausing momentarily.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Awww, Zombies, I hope you don't have diabeetus.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Awww, Zombies, I hope you don't have diabeetus.
    cuz you want to be his sugar daddy

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well, I can't, in good conscience, let a diabetic lick chocolate syrup off my testicles.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh no, beetus!

    my nanny has that
    the good news is, you might just have the milder type, where you just have to regulate what you eat

    the other good news is, at least you're catching it now, instead of too late
    i'm trying to be positive here.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    my friend caught it too late and he went blind, so yeah, it could be worse

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    But we don't want Zombies to be positive!

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    zombie are you a dude with heft

    that is to say are you an embiggened man

    or are you some rail-skinny dude

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    my friend caught it too late and he went blind, so yeah, it could be worse

    Christ

    Like, one hundred percent, no sight at all blind? Or just super thick glasses legally blind?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    a friend of mine in college was diabetic, and he would go periods of time without eating, because he was in marching band and was busy or whatever. So he had an emergency cookie jar in his room at all times, and if he didn't show up to something or didn't go to class, people in the dorm knew to just barge into his room and shove a cookie in his mouth, because he had probably slipped into a coma.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    my friend caught it too late and he went blind, so yeah, it could be worse

    Christ

    Like, one hundred percent, no sight at all blind? Or just super thick glasses legally blind?

    beetus is a lot crazier a disease than people seem to think
    you can like... lose limbs and die and all sorts of crazy shit if you don't get it under control.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I love that movie, Legally Blind.

    Hilarious.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I love that movie, Legally Blind.

    Hilarious.
    2004_Ray.jpg

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    when i had the stroke they tested my blood sugar every couple hours

    doctor had the idea in his head that the beetus might have caused me to have a stroke

    apparently that is possible and is as good as an explanation as any for a 25 year old man getting waylaid in such a fashion

    on the upside, i ain't got the beetus

    hope you don't either, zombie

    it sucks for every single person i know who has it, regardless of how bad or what type they got

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    This reminds me that I need to get my health checked

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    a friend of mine in college was diabetic, and he would go periods of time without eating, because he was in marching band and was busy or whatever. So he had an emergency cookie jar in his room at all times, and if he didn't show up to something or didn't go to class, people in the dorm knew to just barge into his room and shove a cookie in his mouth, because he had probably slipped into a coma.

    maybe he's just a cookie fiend. that description is still funny though, like dudes kicking the door open and fisting a cookie in some dude's mouth who was just napping before class. i permit any of you dudes to just start shoving cookies in my mouth not just when i'm in a coma, but any time my mouf is open

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    my friend caught it too late and he went blind, so yeah, it could be worse

    Christ

    Like, one hundred percent, no sight at all blind? Or just super thick glasses legally blind?

    like his eyes changed from blue to reddish brown and are permanently bloodshot and he wears sunglasses all the time so as not to scare people

    but he directs movies and writes porn so it's not all bad news for him

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    also my stepgrandfather lost his legs to diabeetus and that was sad

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