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Dad has to carry around an Epinephrine Injector just in case he get stung by a bee or eats shellfish. The family had to learn how to use it just to be safe.
Ditto.
The old man has an issue with bees.
Nothing like being 11 and your father telling you to call 911 and then ram this fucking needle into his thigh.
This has been my worst nightmare since I was a kid and I first found out, but thankfully I've never had to witness it.
On "juice" products- I remember when Squeez-its switched to 100% Juice and I felt ripped off.
Dad has to carry around an Epinephrine Injector just in case he get stung by a bee or eats shellfish. The family had to learn how to use it just to be safe.
Ditto.
The old man has an issue with bees.
Nothing like being 11 and your father telling you to call 911 and then ram this fucking needle into his thigh.
This has been my worst nightmare since I was a kid and I first found out, but thankfully I've never had to witness it.
I love whole milk but I feel like people judge me when I drink it. The g/f only drinks 1% and it is like putting water on your Cap'n Crunch. I can't do that.
in canada, whole milk is called homo milk
serious
says it right on the package
No wonder I love it so much!
Also, don't all your Canadian milks come in bags?
not in all of canada, but in many parts, yes
i drank from bagged milk for years
nowadays i drink lactose-free milk, which comes in a carton
*Shuffle shuffle shuffle* "You might be thinking 'Milk in a bag????' But wait! *Snap* ALL these milks come in bags!"
Man if you did not see the shuffling guy talking about discount cereal during saturday morning cartoons this will make no sense
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edited March 2009
No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?
Then it thawed and science got the better of me. The carbonation caused the bottle to explode and the drink went fizzing all over my desk and the other people around me. When the teacher helped me clean it up she noticed it was sticky... It was my Waterloo.
No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?
Then it thawed and science got the better of me. It was my Waterloo.
No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?
Then it thawed and science got the better of me. The carbonation caused the bottle to explode and the drink went fizzing all over my desk and the other people around me. When the teacher helped me clean it up she noticed it was sticky... It was my Waterloo.
No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?
Then it thawed and science got the better of me. The carbonation caused the bottle to explode and the drink went fizzing all over my desk and the other people around me. When the teacher helped me clean it up she noticed it was sticky... It was my Waterloo.
hahahahahahahahaha
He could've played it off as an experiment in over-pressurization of containers.
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No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?
Then it thawed and science got the better of me. The carbonation caused the bottle to explode and the drink went fizzing all over my desk and the other people around me. When the teacher helped me clean it up she noticed it was sticky... It was my Waterloo.
yes
that is magical
they had a carnival at elementary school every year, and one of the games was "throw this plastic ring over the top of a two-liter soda bottle". eventually, a ton of us had these giant bottles full of free soda and it turned into the stickiest war ever
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited March 2009
God yes Hi-c Ecto Cooler
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GRMikeThe Last Best Hope for HumanityThe God Pod Registered Userregular
edited March 2009
Do ya'll remember the Slimer Popsicles with the bubble gum eyes?
No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?
Then it thawed and science got the better of me. It was my Waterloo.
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So what does that say about you lactose intolerant people? Oh yea, you're way the fuck behind on the evolutionary scale.
This has been my worst nightmare since I was a kid and I first found out, but thankfully I've never had to witness it.
On "juice" products- I remember when Squeez-its switched to 100% Juice and I felt ripped off.
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Ung. Sucks.
i still have functional wisdom teeth and my body produces enough epinephrine to turn me into a battle tank
i oughta club you over the head and take your woman
those twist off caps looked like spaceships to little me
We need to subjugate somebody to plant the crops and pick our harvest while we hunt and have sex with the women. Don't kill him just yet.
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*Shuffle shuffle shuffle* "You might be thinking 'Milk in a bag????' But wait! *Snap* ALL these milks come in bags!"
Man if you did not see the shuffling guy talking about discount cereal during saturday morning cartoons this will make no sense
She has fully functional wisdom teeth as well, along with being a rather irritable Italian girl from long island, NY.
My money is on her.
I don't think I learned of the other flavors until college
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Fizzbitch! Women! Gun!
It blew my mind when I cut open the package and found out the liquid was clear!
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fuckin' ENERGY LEGS
did you ever freeze one and then cut it open and eat it in a bowl with a spoon?
it is the best
sometimes at home i would squeeze it out into a glass.
huh, writing that down it makes me think that maybe I was kind of a weird kid
Then it thawed and science got the better of me. The carbonation caused the bottle to explode and the drink went fizzing all over my desk and the other people around me. When the teacher helped me clean it up she noticed it was sticky... It was my Waterloo.
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Oops...
Crystal Pepsi was the shit, though.
hahahahahahahahaha
He could've played it off as an experiment in over-pressurization of containers.
Drink of the gods!
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yes
that is magical
they had a carnival at elementary school every year, and one of the games was "throw this plastic ring over the top of a two-liter soda bottle". eventually, a ton of us had these giant bottles full of free soda and it turned into the stickiest war ever
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Gum'd get all hard
That was trialled in my home town before it got UK distribution
Pointless fact #344 in my repertoire
For me, lukewarm Doctor Pepper is pretty much the most disgusting liquid I've tasted
What a way to find out my cooler had died on me
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