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Things you mat not want to know

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Studies suggest that a tolerance to lactose is the most recent of major human evolutions.


    So what does that say about you lactose intolerant people? Oh yea, you're way the fuck behind on the evolutionary scale.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    More like hook me up with some of that juicy juice

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Dad has to carry around an Epinephrine Injector just in case he get stung by a bee or eats shellfish. The family had to learn how to use it just to be safe.

    Ditto.

    The old man has an issue with bees.

    Nothing like being 11 and your father telling you to call 911 and then ram this fucking needle into his thigh.

    This has been my worst nightmare since I was a kid and I first found out, but thankfully I've never had to witness it.

    On "juice" products- I remember when Squeez-its switched to 100% Juice and I felt ripped off.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Have fun drinking bean juice. Me and my cold glass of titty beverage will be over hear with a bowl of Count Chocula cereal and the comics.

    Hunter on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Dad has to carry around an Epinephrine Injector just in case he get stung by a bee or eats shellfish. The family had to learn how to use it just to be safe.

    Ditto.

    The old man has an issue with bees.

    Nothing like being 11 and your father telling you to call 911 and then ram this fucking needle into his thigh.

    This has been my worst nightmare since I was a kid and I first found out, but thankfully I've never had to witness it.

    Ung. Sucks.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Studies suggest that a tolerance to lactose is the most recent of major human evolutions.


    So what does that say about you lactose intolerant people? Oh yea, you're way the fuck behind on the evolutionary scale.

    i still have functional wisdom teeth and my body produces enough epinephrine to turn me into a battle tank

    i oughta club you over the head and take your woman

    Pony on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh man, Squeez-its were the best stuff

    those twist off caps looked like spaceships to little me

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Studies suggest that a tolerance to lactose is the most recent of major human evolutions.


    So what does that say about you lactose intolerant people? Oh yea, you're way the fuck behind on the evolutionary scale.

    i still have functional wisdom teeth and my body produces enough epinephrine to turn me into a battle tank

    i oughta club you over the head and take your woman

    We need to subjugate somebody to plant the crops and pick our harvest while we hunt and have sex with the women. Don't kill him just yet.

    Hunter on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I still drink milk if I feel like it. I just get a little gassy... :\

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    I love whole milk but I feel like people judge me when I drink it. The g/f only drinks 1% and it is like putting water on your Cap'n Crunch. I can't do that.

    in canada, whole milk is called homo milk

    serious

    says it right on the package

    No wonder I love it so much!

    Also, don't all your Canadian milks come in bags?

    not in all of canada, but in many parts, yes

    i drank from bagged milk for years

    nowadays i drink lactose-free milk, which comes in a carton

    *Shuffle shuffle shuffle* "You might be thinking 'Milk in a bag????' But wait! *Snap* ALL these milks come in bags!"

    Man if you did not see the shuffling guy talking about discount cereal during saturday morning cartoons this will make no sense

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Studies suggest that a tolerance to lactose is the most recent of major human evolutions.


    So what does that say about you lactose intolerant people? Oh yea, you're way the fuck behind on the evolutionary scale.

    i still have functional wisdom teeth and my body produces enough epinephrine to turn me into a battle tank

    i oughta club you over the head and take your woman

    She has fully functional wisdom teeth as well, along with being a rather irritable Italian girl from long island, NY.

    My money is on her.

    DrZiplock on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    guys the only thing better than boston is their discography

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I used to think capri-suns were called mountain coolers because that was the only flavor my mom bought

    I don't think I learned of the other flavors until college

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I used to love Capri-suns. I recently bought a box at Costco and all I could think was, "Was it always pure sugar?" Bleh.

    Leli on
  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mountain Cooler and Pacific Cooler (which I called Saved By the Bell for obvious package design similarities) were the two best flavors.

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  • NumeroNumero Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    spono wrote: »
    I used to think capri-suns were called mountain coolers because that was the only flavor my mom bought

    I don't think I learned of the other flavors until college

    Fizzbitch! Women! Gun!

    Numero on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wisdom teeth sound horrible and I'm glad I never had them

    Centipede Damascus on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the best though is after you're done you now have a pneumatic straw launcher

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Leli wrote: »
    I used to love Capri-suns. I recently bought a box at Costco and all I could think was, "Was it always pure sugar?" Bleh.

    It blew my mind when I cut open the package and found out the liquid was clear!

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Números wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    I used to think capri-suns were called mountain coolers because that was the only flavor my mom bought

    I don't think I learned of the other flavors until college

    Fizzbitch! Women! Gun!

    fuckin' ENERGY LEGS

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    I used to love Capri-suns. I recently bought a box at Costco and all I could think was, "Was it always pure sugar?" Bleh.

    It blew my mind when I cut open the package and found out the liquid was clear!

    did you ever freeze one and then cut it open and eat it in a bowl with a spoon?

    it is the best

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    spono wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    I used to love Capri-suns. I recently bought a box at Costco and all I could think was, "Was it always pure sugar?" Bleh.

    It blew my mind when I cut open the package and found out the liquid was clear!

    did you ever freeze one and then cut it open and eat it in a bowl with a spoon?

    it is the best

    sometimes at home i would squeeze it out into a glass.

    huh, writing that down it makes me think that maybe I was kind of a weird kid

    Langly on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hi-C Ecto cooler is still the best drink of my childhood

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hells yes

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?

    Then it thawed and science got the better of me. The carbonation caused the bottle to explode and the drink went fizzing all over my desk and the other people around me. When the teacher helped me clean it up she noticed it was sticky... It was my Waterloo.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?

    Then it thawed and science got the better of me. It was my Waterloo.

    Oops...

    Crystal Pepsi was the shit, though.

    msuitepyon on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?

    Then it thawed and science got the better of me. The carbonation caused the bottle to explode and the drink went fizzing all over my desk and the other people around me. When the teacher helped me clean it up she noticed it was sticky... It was my Waterloo.

    hahahahahahahahaha

    DrZiplock on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?

    Then it thawed and science got the better of me. The carbonation caused the bottle to explode and the drink went fizzing all over my desk and the other people around me. When the teacher helped me clean it up she noticed it was sticky... It was my Waterloo.

    hahahahahahahahaha

    He could've played it off as an experiment in over-pressurization of containers.

    msuitepyon on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hi-C Ecto cooler is still the best drink of my childhood

    Drink of the gods!

    Hunter on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?

    Then it thawed and science got the better of me. The carbonation caused the bottle to explode and the drink went fizzing all over my desk and the other people around me. When the teacher helped me clean it up she noticed it was sticky... It was my Waterloo.

    yes

    that is magical

    they had a carnival at elementary school every year, and one of the games was "throw this plastic ring over the top of a two-liter soda bottle". eventually, a ton of us had these giant bottles full of free soda and it turned into the stickiest war ever

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    God yes Hi-c Ecto Cooler

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Do ya'll remember the Slimer Popsicles with the bubble gum eyes?

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    No, but one day I decided to freeze Crystal Pepsi in a water bottle and bring it to school because we were allowed to have water at our desks during the day and since Crystal Pepsi was clear nobody would know, right?

    Then it thawed and science got the better of me. It was my Waterloo.

    Oops...

    Crystal Pepsi was the shit, though.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa53YQtdBm0

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sunny-D was some pretty awesome shit

    Sal on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    Do ya'll remember the Slimer Popsicles with the bubble gum eyes?

    Gum'd get all hard

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sal wrote: »
    Sunny-D was some pretty awesome shit

    That was trialled in my home town before it got UK distribution

    Pointless fact #344 in my repertoire

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sunny-D is the most vile drink in existence today.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't think I ever tried it...

    For me, lukewarm Doctor Pepper is pretty much the most disgusting liquid I've tasted

    What a way to find out my cooler had died on me

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Woah... do me a favor and Google "Crystal Pepsi"... does Google think you are a bot too?

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Sal wrote: »
    Sunny-D was some pretty awesome shit

    That was trialled in my home town before it got UK distribution

    Pointless fact #344 in my repertoire

    There is no such thing as a meaningful fact.

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