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[Mini-Phalla] The Phalem Witch Trials - The End - Witches Win
Ohtsam
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WE'VE FOUND A WITCH!!!
MAY WE BURN HER?
Welcome to another Ohtsam Mini-Phalla - The Phalem Witch Trials
Standard phalla rules apply post your vote in RED and your retractions in GREEN as well as gameplay questions in orange.
Vote close will be 9:00 PM Central time
No using PMs to prove anything.
No talking with dead people unless you yourself are dead
No using anonymous communications. You must always let who you are communicating with know who you are. If you start a proboard I want an invite to it.
No trying to use screencaps as proof
You may or may not have additional rules to follow in your role pms BEWARE
Yes there is an order of actions, no you have to figure it out on your own.
In this game there is a character called a mercenary, every night you may bid money to try and hire the merc to kill someone of your choice. Pm the person you wish to have killed and the bid to me to be sent to the mercenary. You only have a limited amount so use it wisely.
INACTIVUS HUNGERS- If you aren’t going to be able to vote or do actions on a fairly consistent basis please don’t bother signing up. I will remove anyone who has 2 days of no meaningful posting or voting
Sign-up in any color. Sign-ups will end within 24 hours of this post.
Players
1. simonwolf - Carpenter - Newted
2. arasaki
3. GrimmyTOA - WITCH - BURNED
4. Jason Todd - Freemason - Newted
5. Ultros64 - Butcher - Newted
6. Loxx - Blacksmith - Newted
7. kime
8. TheLawinator
9. delroland - WITCH - BURNED
10. Tommy2Hands - WITCH - BURNED
11. MacGuffin
12. Sticks - WITCH - BURNED
13. Keika - Priest - Newted
14. Toxic Toys - WITCH - BURNED
15. Dusda
16. enlightenedbum - WITCH - SHOT
17. The_Reflection - Herbologist - Newted
18. Zandracon
19. Element Brian - Writer - Newted
20. JaysonFour
21. lonelyahava - WITCH - SHOT
22. cj iwakura - Mercenary - Newted
23. Mr. Defacation - Lumberjack - Newted
24. SpectralSpork - WITCH - BURNED
25. Kay - Town Gossip - Newted
Reserves:
1. Obbi
2. Wildcat
3. Ryadic
Narration
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
MAY WE BURN HER?
Welcome to another Ohtsam Mini-Phalla - The Phalem Witch Trials
Standard phalla rules apply post your vote in RED and your retractions in GREEN as well as gameplay questions in orange.
Vote close will be 9:00 PM Central time
No using PMs to prove anything.
No talking with dead people unless you yourself are dead
No using anonymous communications. You must always let who you are communicating with know who you are. If you start a proboard I want an invite to it.
No trying to use screencaps as proof
You may or may not have additional rules to follow in your role pms BEWARE
Yes there is an order of actions, no you have to figure it out on your own.
In this game there is a character called a mercenary, every night you may bid money to try and hire the merc to kill someone of your choice. Pm the person you wish to have killed and the bid to me to be sent to the mercenary. You only have a limited amount so use it wisely.
INACTIVUS HUNGERS- If you aren’t going to be able to vote or do actions on a fairly consistent basis please don’t bother signing up. I will remove anyone who has 2 days of no meaningful posting or voting
Sign-up in any color. Sign-ups will end within 24 hours of this post.
Players
1. simonwolf - Carpenter - Newted
2. arasaki
3. GrimmyTOA - WITCH - BURNED
4. Jason Todd - Freemason - Newted
5. Ultros64 - Butcher - Newted
6. Loxx - Blacksmith - Newted
7. kime
8. TheLawinator
9. delroland - WITCH - BURNED
10. Tommy2Hands - WITCH - BURNED
11. MacGuffin
12. Sticks - WITCH - BURNED
13. Keika - Priest - Newted
14. Toxic Toys - WITCH - BURNED
15. Dusda
16. enlightenedbum - WITCH - SHOT
17. The_Reflection - Herbologist - Newted
18. Zandracon
19. Element Brian - Writer - Newted
20. JaysonFour
21. lonelyahava - WITCH - SHOT
22. cj iwakura - Mercenary - Newted
23. Mr. Defacation - Lumberjack - Newted
24. SpectralSpork - WITCH - BURNED
25. Kay - Town Gossip - Newted
Reserves:
1. Obbi
2. Wildcat
3. Ryadic
Narration
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
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"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
I got better.
(Except it's supposed to be a "newt," but close enough.)
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I'll bring the duck, but does anyone have a scale?
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
I can has cheezburger, yes?
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
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Greatest witch hunt ever:
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
Pms going out over the next 2 hours or so.
Day 1 has Begun
You can now Send me your special role pms, proboards, mercenary bids etc...
Post questions in Orange if you have them
(29 and 1/2 hours from now)
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No
Guess who's totally, totally a witch? !kime. Has to happen some time.
Forsooth!