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[Mini-Phalla] The Phalem Witch Trials - The End - Witches Win

OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Critical Failures
WE'VE FOUND A WITCH!!!
MAY WE BURN HER?

Welcome to another Ohtsam Mini-Phalla - The Phalem Witch Trials

Standard phalla rules apply post your vote in RED and your retractions in GREEN as well as gameplay questions in orange.
Vote close will be 9:00 PM Central time
No using PMs to prove anything.
No talking with dead people unless you yourself are dead
No using anonymous communications. You must always let who you are communicating with know who you are. If you start a proboard I want an invite to it.
No trying to use screencaps as proof
You may or may not have additional rules to follow in your role pms BEWARE
Yes there is an order of actions, no you have to figure it out on your own.
In this game there is a character called a mercenary, every night you may bid money to try and hire the merc to kill someone of your choice. Pm the person you wish to have killed and the bid to me to be sent to the mercenary. You only have a limited amount so use it wisely.

INACTIVUS HUNGERS- If you aren’t going to be able to vote or do actions on a fairly consistent basis please don’t bother signing up. I will remove anyone who has 2 days of no meaningful posting or voting

Sign-up in any color. Sign-ups will end within 24 hours of this post.

Players

1. simonwolf - Carpenter - Newted
2. arasaki
3. GrimmyTOA - WITCH - BURNED
4. Jason Todd - Freemason - Newted
5. Ultros64 - Butcher - Newted
6. Loxx - Blacksmith - Newted
7. kime
8. TheLawinator
9. delroland - WITCH - BURNED
10. Tommy2Hands - WITCH - BURNED
11. MacGuffin
12. Sticks - WITCH - BURNED
13. Keika - Priest - Newted
14. Toxic Toys - WITCH - BURNED
15. Dusda
16. enlightenedbum - WITCH - SHOT
17. The_Reflection - Herbologist - Newted
18. Zandracon
19. Element Brian - Writer - Newted
20. JaysonFour
21. lonelyahava - WITCH - SHOT
22. cj iwakura - Mercenary - Newted
23. Mr. Defacation - Lumberjack - Newted
24. SpectralSpork - WITCH - BURNED
25. Kay - Town Gossip - Newted

Reserves:
1. Obbi
2. Wildcat
3. Ryadic

Narration
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf thought that love was science fiction until I saw you todayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up!

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Signup

    Arasaki on
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man. Let me think abou-- !Sign up. Huh. Didn't need to think that much after all.

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !sign up

    Jason Todd on
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  • Ultros64Ultros64 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Burn the Witch

    Ultros64 on
    It doesn't matter what I say, as long as I sing with inflection
  • LoxxLoxx Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign Up

    Loxx on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up! And I like the merc idea!

    kime on
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    More stones!

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    "Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    BURN!!!

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    She turned me into a toad.


    I got better.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    She turned me into a toad.


    I got better.

    <3 I won't burn you, just for that, MacGuffin.

    (Except it's supposed to be a "newt," but close enough.)

    kime on
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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up! Where's my torch?

    Sticks on
  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign Up

    I'll bring the duck, but does anyone have a scale?

    Keika on
    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'll sign up to burn witches

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Signup

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up

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    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i'll, against my better judgment, sign up

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Haha Phalem witch trials I just got that.

    Dusda on
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !signup

    Zandracon on
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    sign up, lets stack some rocks on top of people.

    Element Brian on
    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    20 so far.

    delroland on
    EVE: Online - the most fun you will ever have not playing a game.
    "Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey, T_R are you still mad at me?

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Op has been updated still 4 slots left and after that reserves will be welcome

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    !reserve up

    if this still hasn't filled up in 12 hours, I'll turn it into a full sign up!

    Obbi on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I got a head start as being a prime target for the burning, so !sign up

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    okay

    M.D. on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Reserve up, please. If you don't get to max players within 24 hours, feel free to convert it to a sign up.

    Wildcat on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Sign Up!

    SpectralSpork on
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Hopefully I'm not too late to !Sign up!

    Kay2 on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Salem Witch Trials were like a real life Phalla. Just you really did die.

    Sign me up!

    Greatest witch hunt ever:
    CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
    VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
    CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
    BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
    VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
    BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
    WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
    BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
    WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
    CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
    WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
    BEDEMIR: Well?
    VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
    BEDEMIR: The nose?
    VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
    CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
    BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
    CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
    VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
    BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
    VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
    BEDEMIR: A newt?
    VILLAGER #3: I got better.
    VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
    CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
    BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
    she is a witch.
    CROWD: Are there? What are they?
    BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
    VILLAGER #2: Burn!
    CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
    BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
    VILLAGER #1: More witches!
    VILLAGER #2: Wood!
    BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
    [pause]
    VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
    BEDEMIR: Good!
    CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
    BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
    VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
    BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
    VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
    BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
    VILLAGER #1: No, no.
    VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
    VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
    CROWD: The pond!
    BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
    VILLAGER #1: Bread!
    VILLAGER #2: Apples!
    VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
    VILLAGER #1: Cider!
    VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
    VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
    VILLAGER #2: Mud!
    VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
    VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
    ARTHUR: A duck.
    CROWD: Oooh.
    BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
    VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
    BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
    VILLAGER #1: A witch!
    CROWD: A witch!

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Signups are closed reserves are still open
    Pms going out over the next 2 hours or so.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh I just barely missed sign ups. :(

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pms Are out
    Day 1 has Begun
    You can now Send me your special role pms, proboards, mercenary bids etc...
    Post questions in Orange if you have them

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DAY 1 ENDS Monday 9:00 PM CDT
    (29 and 1/2 hours from now)

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can we bribe the mercenary to kill the host?

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Can we bribe the mercenary to kill the host?

    No

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey, so guess who's totally not a witch? Me.
    Guess who's totally, totally a witch? !kime. Has to happen some time.


    Forsooth!

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