As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/

I have to go number 2 where?

lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
Have you ever been out in public when, uhoh, you feel like you gotta drop loads? oh noes, where is the nearest public restroom?

Well worry not, my friend, because this site is here for you:

http://www.sitorsquat.com/sitorsquat/home

Its basically a website and iphone app that lets you find and make notes on public restrooms.

You can also rate public restrooms, so your fellow poopers know if it is a classy porcelain throne or one a crackhead would be hesitant to enter. how handy!

its also sponsored by charmin, makers of my favorite tp

2331-charminBear.jpg

be thankful the charmin bear isn't squeezing the life out of a baby


also, can someone direct me to more awesome iphone/ipod touch apps and whatnot?

rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
lostwords on
«1

Posts

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you know I want to laugh and call this idea silly

    but really why the fuck hasn't anyone thought of this before

    TheySlashThem on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    dude, you have to get Tap Tap Revenge

    it's fantastic

    Usagi on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    pooping in public restrooms is the worst.

    My body is trained to poop at home in the morning after a coffee and cigarette.

    and then again at night after dinner.

    SA on
    WoW: Revash (Cho'Gall)
    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't like charmin cause bears don't use toilet paper

    Mysst on
    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I prefer Quilted Northern for toilet paper.

    This app reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George names the best restrooms in a given location.

    mcp on
  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    public restrooms suck pretty badly

    I am a champion at holding it

    seizureorbs on
    eyes.gif
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I poop in public restrooms all the time (usually at work)

    but not before whiping the seat thoroughly with toilet paper

    TheySlashThem on
  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I could have used this on the weekend when I was faced with the nightmare of having diarrhea and having to use a truck-stop restroom.

    Morgenstern on
    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

    [Deleted User] on
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I poop in public restrooms all the time (usually at work)

    but not before whiping the seat thoroughly with toilet paper
    I poop all the time at work.

    Normally around 11am.

    I play some cards on my ipod, and take a little time off.

    mcp on
  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I once took a shit at this high school, where all the pot heads went to get high.

    Highfire on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I looked near my house which is in the middle of fuck all nowhere and they say there is a Starbucks. This Starbucks would be in the middle of a large section of farmland. Pretty sure they need someone to double check their addresses.

    Gafoto on
    sierracrest.jpg
  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ok, I want an iPhone now.

    Morgenstern on
    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you need a movie showtimes app, tfs.

    SA on
    WoW: Revash (Cho'Gall)
    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wurdle is so fun Teefs

    Dr.Funkenstein on
    TERRORSQUADSIG.gif
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

    [Deleted User] on
  • Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Some Charmin employee is going to be mortified when this app gets used exclusively to point out hookup spots and glory holes.

    Airking850 on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The best app though is iPity

    Just a bunch of Mr.T quotes

    Dr.Funkenstein on
    TERRORSQUADSIG.gif
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    dang, ok, cool beans. gonna check all those apps out when i get home. npr is the shizzit.

    also, usagi, tap tap revenge seems fun, but man, i know i'll get bored of it soon though. is it free? i bought the puzzle quest on iphone, and am already tired of it and regret the purchase. i want my $8

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    man, I hate really thick toilet paper.

    Jordyn on
    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    As cool as it is to get paid for taking a shit, the home toilet advantage outweighs any from pooping at work.

    Metacortex on
    4FNao2T.png
  • edited March 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    man, I hate really thick toilet paper.

    really thin stuff is way, way worse. single ply is a bit like i imagine wiping with sandpaper to be.

    Richard M. Nixon on
    chevy.jpgsteve.jpgmartin.jpg
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Charmin is waaaay too soft.

    You can't get any grip on the poop.

    Bad-Beat on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    did anyone else think charmin took the adorable bear thing a little far in the commercial where the bear has bits of toilet paper stuck to it's ass

    ZeroFill on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    surely iPhones has a 3 Shells app by now! No??

    Futore on
    ETqXK.png
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    surely iPhones has a 3 Shells app by now! No??
    why would you need an app for that?

    unless

    you don't know how to use the three seashells?

    hee hee hee

    Snowbeat on
    Q1e6oi8.gif
  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    surely iPhones has a 3 Shells app by now! No??

    That'd probably finally get me to buy one.

    Metacortex on
    4FNao2T.png
  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Charmin is waaaay too soft.

    You can't get any grip on the poop.

    What kind of otherworldly craps are you forcing from your bowels?

    Astraphobia on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2009
    i remember playing black & white

    and the first time your pet would go to poop you give him a little smack so hes all "oh i guess i shouldnt poop here"

    and then he goes somewhere else and when he squats down you hit him as hard as you possibly can


    fucker never tries to poop again.

    Unknown User on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Charmin is waaaay too soft.

    You can't get any grip on the poop.

    What kind of otherworldly craps are you forcing from your bowels?

    Andrex fo' life.

    Bad-Beat on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    did anyone else think charmin took the adorable bear thing a little far in the commercial where the bear has bits of toilet paper stuck to it's ass

    charmin's commercials are all terrible

    also holy shit zerofill am I going insane or did you disappear for a while there

    TheySlashThem on
  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You should all be using water. You disgust me.

    MikeRyu on
    Ranmasig5.png
  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    waaaaait a minute

    you're not french

    seizureorbs on
    eyes.gif
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

    [Deleted User] on
  • pinenut_canarypinenut_canary Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well Jesus don't keep it to yourself. Tell us how to use the 3 sea shells.

    pinenut_canary on
  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i know exactly how the 3 sea shells work. I even have a diagram

    That diagram is bunkam!

    there's no way that's how they were intended to be used.

    MikeRyu on
    Ranmasig5.png
  • ZourtackZourtack Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    dude, you have to get Tap Tap Revenge

    it's fantastic

    This²³

    Zourtack on
  • CantideCantide Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was hoping this was the new BSG thread.

    Cantide on
  • bosleybosley Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    did anyone else think charmin took the adorable bear thing a little far in the commercial where the bear has bits of toilet paper stuck to it's ass


    You know, that commercial was straight fucked up. What the fuck happened at the meeting where the marketing team presented this? My best guess, after careful thought, is that they simply must have been tripping balls on E.

    bosley on
    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SIG
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My sister actually likes these commercials.

    Btw, did you know that many cultures in the world find toilet paper unsanitary?

    Platy on
This discussion has been closed.