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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    but it's got cash cab

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Discovery is still doing better than The Learning Channel

    EDIT:

    "Life Unscripted": a new direction

    Perhaps due to poor ratings from a narrow target audience, TLC began to explore new avenues starting in the mid '90s and increasingly towards and after the advent of the 21st century. Less and less material that most would deem to be truly educational in nature was featured on the channel. This was likely due to better ratings being achieved by shows such as these, as TLC brought in more viewers that were less-interested in the other content being featured on the channel. Ready Set Learn, the network's children's block, was slowly reduced through the years as the network purposefully redirected viewers towards the full-day lineup of children's programming on Discovery Kids until completely evaporating in late 2008, while Cable in the Classroom programming meant for recording by teachers had completely disappeared by the early 2000s.


    In 1998, the channel officially began to distance itself from its original name “The Learning Channel”, and instead began to advertise itself only as “TLC”. It is possible the new audience may have held the common misconception that TLC stood for “Tender Loving Care”, a common initialism. The marketing manoeuvre to use only “TLC” may have been intended to encourage this misconception, as the station moved more towards reality-based personal-story programming that would engage a wider, more mainstream audience.

    During the period of 1999–2001 there was a huge shift in programming, with most programming geared towards reality-drama, and interior design shows. The huge success of shows like Trading Spaces, Junkyard Wars, A Wedding Story, and A Baby Story exemplify this new shift in programming towards trendier, more hip shows; shows which many would argue are not educational at all.

    This came at a time when Discovery itself was overhauling much of its own programming, introducing shows like American Chopper. Much of the old, more educationally-focused programming missed by original fans of the channel can still be found occasionally dispersed amongst other channels owned by Discovery Communications. Most programming today is geared towards reality-based drama or interests such as home design, emergency room dramas, other medical dramas, extreme weather, law enforcement, dating, and human interest programs.

    well I guess that explains it

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Discovery owns TLC.

    I did not know that until now.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    yeah, I went to a discovery channel store at some mall and it was filled with trading spaces shit

    the show that ruined a weekend of my life because my aunt watched it and decided my dad's entire side of the family needed to redo my other aunt's house while they were out of town

    they had lived there for five or ten years? I don't think I'd ever seen either my aunt or uncle without a cigarette in their mouth, so the walls had like a two inch build of of nicotine residue on the walls

    also they ranged from 5-10 cats and one dog at any given time so there was the evidence that on the floors and stuff

    spent an entire weekend dealing with that, and then a couple years later it's discovered my aunt wasn't making house payments so now they live in a trailer

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the history channel's ancient battles is hilarious

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    yeah, I went to a discovery channel store at some mall and it was filled with trading spaces shit

    the show that ruined a weekend of my life because my aunt watched it and decided my dad's entire side of the family needed to redo my other aunt's house while they were out of town

    they had lived there for five or ten years? I don't think I'd ever seen either my aunt or uncle without a cigarette in their mouth, so the walls had like a two inch build of of nicotine residue on the walls

    also they ranged from 5-10 cats and one dog at any given time so there was the evidence that on the floors and stuff

    spent an entire weekend dealing with that, and then a couple years later it's discovered my aunt wasn't making house payments so now they live in a trailer
    jesus fucking

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    yeah, I went to a discovery channel store at some mall and it was filled with trading spaces shit

    the show that ruined a weekend of my life because my aunt watched it and decided my dad's entire side of the family needed to redo my other aunt's house while they were out of town

    they had lived there for five or ten years? I don't think I'd ever seen either my aunt or uncle without a cigarette in their mouth, so the walls had like a two inch build of of nicotine residue on the walls

    also they ranged from 5-10 cats and one dog at any given time so there was the evidence that on the floors and stuff

    spent an entire weekend dealing with that, and then a couple years later it's discovered my aunt wasn't making house payments so now they live in a trailer
    jesus fucking

    Were they herding cats for food???

    MmMM.... Caaaaat *drool*

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    are you retarded?

    you're retarded aren't you?

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    are you retarded?

    you're retarded aren't you?

    I hope to god you arent talking to me.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    retard confirmed

    acquiring target

    target confirmed

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What the fuck man. All i did was make a goofy observation, and a stupid joke.

    This. This right here is why i dont come down to SE++.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    retard confirmed

    acquiring target

    target confirmed

    Don't push him man. He's crazy.

    And by crazy I mean retarded.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    hint: we're all making goofy observations and stupid jokes

    don't take stuff too harshly

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    protip

    we are all a little bit retarded

    and gay

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    retard confirmed

    acquiring target

    target confirmed

    Don't push him man. He's crazy.

    And by crazy I mean retarded.

    Calling me retarded is one thing. But making fun of someone's mental illnesess isnt right.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Talkc wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    retard confirmed

    acquiring target

    target confirmed

    Don't push him man. He's crazy.

    And by crazy I mean retarded.

    Calling me retarded is one thing. But making fun of someone's mental illnesess isnt right.

    Oh calm the hell down.

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    Talkc wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    retard confirmed

    acquiring target

    target confirmed

    Don't push him man. He's crazy.

    And by crazy I mean retarded.

    Calling me retarded is one thing. But making fun of someone's mental illnesess isnt right.

    Oh calm the hell down.

    I am calm. The paranoia just makes me seem edgy. >_>

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Talkc wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    yeah, I went to a discovery channel store at some mall and it was filled with trading spaces shit

    the show that ruined a weekend of my life because my aunt watched it and decided my dad's entire side of the family needed to redo my other aunt's house while they were out of town

    they had lived there for five or ten years? I don't think I'd ever seen either my aunt or uncle without a cigarette in their mouth, so the walls had like a two inch build of of nicotine residue on the walls

    also they ranged from 5-10 cats and one dog at any given time so there was the evidence that on the floors and stuff

    spent an entire weekend dealing with that, and then a couple years later it's discovered my aunt wasn't making house payments so now they live in a trailer
    jesus fucking

    Were they herding cats for food???

    MmMM.... Caaaaat *drool*

    That reminds me, the 40d11 build of dwarf fortress is awesome.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Best news story I've heard all year, hands down.

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Guys is that fucking Retard still here

    Fucking Crazy Retards need to settle down

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    meta be careful
    they have retard strength

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    NSFW (it's a dub of a Billy Mays infomercial)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY0tTewZYmY

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    that's fucking terrible and I'm embarrassed for you

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The actual commercial was probably funnier

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    the history channel's ancient battles is hilarious

    in what regard

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Talkc wrote: »
    What the fuck man. All i did was make a goofy observation, and a stupid joke.

    This. This right here is why i dont come down to SE++.

    maybe you don't come down because you're retarded

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    who are all these new people i this thread and why are they stupid

    answer me

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    who are all these new people i this thread and why are they stupid

    answer me

    gonna go ahead and blame the jews for this one

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    NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Because.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    raneados have you considered

    that your butt might be retarded

    it can strike quickly, like a small hydra

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Retards have no sense of direction rane, for all we know he could be eating down.

    Also Druham Retard strength ain't no thing cause they are retarded, what are they gonna do rip my oatmeal packets in half.

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    NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bemis is dumb.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am one of those people who thought TLC stood for tender loving care

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    raneados have you considered

    that your butt might be retarded

    it can strike quickly, like a small hydra
    The butt can strike quickly?

    Or retardism?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    raneados have you considered

    that your butt might be retarded

    it can strike quickly, like a small hydra

    no part of me is ever of lower intelligence than the smartest man in the world

    which is me

    so therefore every part of me is exactly as smart as me at all times



    does that blow your mind

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I am one of those people who thought TLC stood for tender loving care

    That would be a stupid name for a channel.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    raneados have you considered

    that your butt might be retarded

    it can strike quickly, like a small hydra

    no part of me is ever of lower intelligence than the smartest man in the world

    which is me

    so therefore every part of me is exactly as smart as me at all times



    does that blow your mind
    http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail3.html

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    so what you're saying is you've got a butt for a brain?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what I am saying is that my butt is exactly as smart as my brain

    which actually doesn't seem that impressive but trust me it is

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Whatever ButtBrain

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