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questions that may never be answered.

DarwinsFavoriteTortoiseDarwinsFavoriteTortoise Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
why doesn't everyone have a penis and a vagina?

why is the sun yellow?

why do fat people think birkenstocks look good on them?

what are some other questions that may never be answered, SE++?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Whats up with that thing hanging in the back of my throat?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    why is fandyien so wrong

    edit: that's your clitoris, fandy

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    if you met an alien

    and it appeared that mechanically it was possible

    would you fuck it

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what makes things fall down :OOOOO

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    why do Crocs exist?


    WHY

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    if you met an alien

    and it appeared that mechanically it was possible

    would you fuck it

    i don't need no space venereal disease

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    well actually the first 2 are quite answerable

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What if god was one of us

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yes zephyr yes they are

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  • DarwinsFavoriteTortoiseDarwinsFavoriteTortoise Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    well actually the first 2 are quite answerable

    oh would you look at this, mr. man here thinks he has all the answers

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    why is fandyien so wrong

    edit: that's your clitoris, fandy
    Hahahahaha!

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Why doesn't Scott Summer's head snap off every time he opens his eyes?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    if you met an alien

    and it appeared that mechanically it was possible

    would you fuck it

    i think i would be failing in my duty as an american to advance the space race to where the russian bastards would be sure to fail at such a task not to fuck an alien

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    why is this a thread

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    DarwinsFavoriteTortoise wrote: »
    why doesn't everyone have a penis and a vagina?

    why is the sun yellow?

    why do fat people think birkenstocks look good on them?

    what are some other questions that may never be answered, SE++?
    Why do you keep making threads?

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    if you met an alien

    and it appeared that mechanically it was possible

    would you fuck it

    you're asking SE++ if it would participate in the first Space Rape
    hmmmmm

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    would you have sex with an android

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    why do Crocs exist?


    WHY
    Because what else are Aussies going to wrestle?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DarwinsFavoriteTortoise wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    well actually the first 2 are quite answerable

    oh would you look at this, mr. man here thinks he has all the answers

    allow me to direct you to a little book I call the bible

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    if you met an alien

    and it appeared that mechanically it was possible

    would you fuck it

    you're asking SE++ if it would participate in the first Space Rape
    hmmmmm

    i don't see where he claimed it was nonconsensual

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I do not mean to condone space rape

    i am talking about space consenting sex

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    would you have sex with an android
    Does the android have an attractive female form?

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daric wrote: »
    Why doesn't Scott Summer's head snap off every time he opens his eyes?
    God dammit I can't stop laughing at this for some reason.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the alien doesn't really look like a human

    it's just got the necessary parts and maybe a vaguely analogous shape

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    didnt meissnerd have a thread exactly like this like a month ago

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    it's totally space rape
    how the hell do you communicate with this alien
    perhaps what to their people is NO appears to us to be YES

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    would you have sex with an android
    Does the android have an attractive female form?

    its got an ok form

    like if it was human you wouldn't have have really any second thoughts about if the opportunity came out but since it's an android you're wondering if its really worth it

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daric wrote: »
    Why doesn't Scott Summer's head snap off every time he opens his eyes?

    because they are portals to the punch dimension. its just passing through

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    if you met an alien

    and it appeared that mechanically it was possible

    would you fuck it
    This has been answered already. By this song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKC_QLMu7yg

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the real question is how can Darwinsfavouritetortoise can make a thread but can't button his own shirt

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Why do birds

    suddenly appear

    every time

    you are near?

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    would you have sex with an android
    Does the android have an attractive female form?

    its got an ok form

    like if it was human you wouldn't have have really any second thoughts about if the opportunity came out but since it's an android you're wondering if its really worth it
    Alright, let's do it.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    why cant i stop thinkin bout u grrl

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    would you have sex with an android
    Does the android have an attractive female form?

    its got an ok form

    like if it was human you wouldn't have have really any second thoughts about if the opportunity came out but since it's an android you're wondering if its really worth it
    Alright, let's do it.
    Let the record show I have 0 moral qualms about android sex.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    I get firsties though.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If you could have a hundred of anything, what would it be?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    android marriage will be legal before gay marriage

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Also let the record state that I have 0 moral qualms about sharing this female android with Bogenmeister.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    android marriage will be legal before gay marriage
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is boning an android even technically illegal?

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