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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Dead's dead, no matter how "authentic" the means.

    one is actually built for killin' and will do so quickly

    if i wanted to kill someone with a replica, i think i'd honestly just break it in half and use the crude end to off someone

    It doesn't make much of a difference what it was made for when it comes to crazy retards swinging things around. Crowbar, chainsaw, rebar, cheap stainless lookalike, accurate reproduction, person swinging pointy hunk of metal = bad

    Most of the time, the cheap mall-bought wallhangers and movie swords prove more dangerous. They break, and now you have sharp bits of metal flying all over the place. People also tend to treat them like toys, and big pointy hunks of metal are not safe toys, whether you want to call them a "real weapon" or not.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    anjin i wish you sounded more like gangstalicious so its easier to picture you as that guy

    i uhh

    bought a new shirt
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Dead's dead, no matter how "authentic" the means.

    one is actually built for killin' and will do so quickly

    if i wanted to kill someone with a replica, i think i'd honestly just break it in half and use the crude end to off someone

    It doesn't make much of a difference what it was made for when it comes to crazy retards swinging things around. Crowbar, chainsaw, rebar, cheap stainless lookalike, accurate reproduction, person swinging pointy hunk of metal = bad

    Most of the time, the cheap mall-bought wallhangers and movie swords prove more dangerous. They break, and now you have sharp bits of metal flying all over the place. People also tend to treat them like toys, and big pointy hunks of metal are not safe toys, whether you want to call them a "real weapon" or not.

    you mad

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pretty proud of that, yeah

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    pretty proud of that, yeah

    it's no warn a brother

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    still surprised nobody caught that but me for a while!

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    pretty proud of that, yeah

    it's no warn a brother

    I heard that on South Land and was like :?

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fuit Danielis

    Also

    Fly, you fools!

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    pretty proud of that, yeah

    it's no warn a brother

    I heard that on South Land and was like :?

    is there a southland thread?
    because that show is fucking awesome and i can't wait to watch it every week

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    pretty proud of that, yeah

    it's no warn a brother

    I heard that on South Land and was like :?

    is there a southland thread?
    because that show is fucking awesome and i can't wait to watch it every week

    yep

    longballs made it

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My gf's brother does medieval martial arts. He recently purchased an authentic scimitar from a Ren Faire vendor, then proceeded to take it into the ring. He whooped the shit out of three other people. One had a claymore, the other a longsword and shield, and the third had two gladii (gladiuses? fuck, I dunno). He was not only very impressed with himself, but with a sword so fuckawesome that he only had to swing it a few times to get a good enough feel for it to kick so much ass.

    It was good times.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    pretty proud of that, yeah

    it's no warn a brother

    I heard that on South Land and was like :?

    is there a southland thread?
    because that show is fucking awesome and i can't wait to watch it every week

    yep

    longballs made it

    what a champ that longbaugh is

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    My gf's brother does medieval martial arts. He recently purchased an authentic scimitar from a Ren Faire vendor, then proceeded to take it into the ring. He whooped the shit out of three other people. One had a claymore, the other a longsword and shield, and the third had two gladii (gladiuses? fuck, I dunno). He was not only very impressed with himself, but with a sword so fuckawesome that he only had to swing it a few times to get a good enough feel for it to kick so much ass.

    It was good times.

    How do you use an "authentic" sword in non-lethal combat with people.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    My gf's brother does medieval martial arts. He recently purchased an authentic scimitar from a Ren Faire vendor, then proceeded to take it into the ring. He whooped the shit out of three other people. One had a claymore, the other a longsword and shield, and the third had two gladii (gladiuses? fuck, I dunno). He was not only very impressed with himself, but with a sword so fuckawesome that he only had to swing it a few times to get a good enough feel for it to kick so much ass.

    It was good times.

    How do you use an "authentic" sword in non-lethal combat with people.

    "Authentic" as opposed to "replica." In other words, the sword was produced with the intention of being used in melee combat. It doesn't have an edge, but it's otherwise a very amazing blade.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    He never said it was non-lethal combat

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    QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I plan on spending time secretly finding the favourite songs of my friends and family, then playing them at my funeral. GOOD LUCK ENJOYING YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS NOW, ASSHOLES

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have a sword, but it's one my Grandfather sent me. I'm not sure I entirely understand what it's for, because I hardly understand him through his crazy moon accent, but I get the impression the sword was intended for ceremonial knighting purposes of English nobility. It's got a dull edge but the tip is sharp as anything.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    He never said it was non-lethal combat

    It's non-lethal. We're talking about something in the vein of karate/Tae Kwon Do tournaments. The difference the students are instead trained in European Medieval Arts & Arms (I believe that is the actual name of the school).

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    is southland that new show with sgt bull randleman in it?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wait wait

    This was on TV here the other day, and I didn't bother to watch it. Are you telling me I skipped out on Bull? D'awww, shucks.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Areté wrote: »
    is southland that new show with sgt bull randleman in it?

    yes, but it also has pouty ryan from the oc

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    Areté wrote: »
    is southland that new show with sgt bull randleman in it?

    yes, but it also has pouty ryan from the oc

    ah, never seen the oc so it was a new face i saw during commercials.

    its on hulu, i will check it out tonight.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So I'm on a groomsmen listserve for my buddy's wedding in June and one guy just rickrolled everyone.

    Do I quit the wedding? y/n

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    TriggerhappypilotTriggerhappypilot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    n, but only if you bel-air them.

    or Smith them

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Rickrolling a groomsman's listserve is grounds for getting your ass replaced.

    Mrs. Manners agrees with me.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    turtles, all the way down

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hobnail wrote: »
    here I sit

    brokenhearted

    tried to shit

    but only farted

    Here I sit

    Upon the pooper

    Giving birth to a Maine State trooper

    here I sit

    about to cool it

    my plan to eat a fuckin' bool-it

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I don't get it.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bullet.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hobnail wrote: »
    here I sit

    brokenhearted

    tried to shit

    but only farted

    Here I sit

    Upon the pooper

    Giving birth to a Maine State trooper

    here I sit

    about to cool it

    my plan to eat a fuckin' bool-it

    His short stories are easily his best shite.

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