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Teeth thread (never mention webcomics)

AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
Today I went to the dentist, and they had some excellent wall decorations: letters from children.

A sample:
I like it Because I like the toyand stickers.

what I hate about the dintest is because I get Cavades.

Unfortunately I also have a cavade.

Talk about teeth or funny bad writing or anything that's not webcomics

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Shifty Fister on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    where the hell is TiB

    she showed me a webcomic about a scientist whose wife is a crazy nympho so he invents a sex robot with a tiny moustache

    #pipe on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    But it doesn't have the beautiful OP!

    Okay I am sorry please shame me to death now

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    you have ugly teeth

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have a chip in my left 2nd premolar and it's making my gum ache and I really should go to the dentist but I'm busy

    #pipe on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    you have ugly teeth

    Your mother has ugly teeth.

    And she doesn't understand how not to use them

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dry socket is the some of the worst pain i have ever experienced

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dry socket is the some of the worst pain i have ever experienced

    true dat

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My old dentist retired two years back, and the replacement is this beefcake of a guy. It is a shame his hands are so huge

    I know it probably means a good thing but it is like he is trying to choke me.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    dry socket is the some of the worst pain i have ever experienced

    true dat

    i went a week without realizing what it was, i just thought it came with wisdom teeth removal.

    gettin three hours of sleep a night, taking anything to dull the fucking pain, unable to chew on that side.

    although i learned a valuable lesson: norco 10's are the shit and i still have 1 or 2 left for an emergency

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    dry socket is the some of the worst pain i have ever experienced

    true dat

    i went a week without realizing what it was, i just thought it came with wisdom teeth removal.

    gettin three hours of sleep a night, taking anything to dull the fucking pain, unable to chew on that side.

    although i learned a valuable lesson: norco 10's are the shit and i still have 1 or 2 left for an emergency

    the goddamn sensation and the smell are what killed me

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    dry socket is the some of the worst pain i have ever experienced

    true dat

    i went a week without realizing what it was, i just thought it came with wisdom teeth removal.

    gettin three hours of sleep a night, taking anything to dull the fucking pain, unable to chew on that side.

    although i learned a valuable lesson: norco 10's are the shit and i still have 1 or 2 left for an emergency

    the goddamn sensation and the smell are what killed me

    the sensation of pain throbbing down to the base of the shoulder, up the neck, and to the top of your head beyond where you thought you even had a skull

    and the smell from that unguent is truly repulsive

    couldn't get it out of my mouth for a week after

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    dry socket is the some of the worst pain i have ever experienced

    true dat

    i went a week without realizing what it was, i just thought it came with wisdom teeth removal.

    gettin three hours of sleep a night, taking anything to dull the fucking pain, unable to chew on that side.

    although i learned a valuable lesson: norco 10's are the shit and i still have 1 or 2 left for an emergency

    the goddamn sensation and the smell are what killed me

    The weirdest thing is getting a cavity filled, because you don't feel anything but a few nerves snapping and you hear the whine and you smell the pulp flying.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My teeth are pretty good these days after years of treatment involving widening plates (both removable and glued-in), braces and retainers.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i'd be a pretty handsome fellow if i got braces

    right now i look like a pedophile with these steve buschemi teeth

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    supposedly i need two cavities filled, my first ones ever.

    i am gonna get my bridge made in may and i am pretty excited and that means i get to lose the fucking retainer and fuck yes

    except that means that i can no longer pop the retainer out and smoke a cigarette where i have a missing tooth

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  • WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the first day of...fifth grade I think, we were at recess playing basketball outside, and myself and a friend of mine got tangled up as he broke for the basket. I got the worst of it, falling face first, breaking a front tooth diagonally. For some reason it took, like, six years before I got a permanent replacement for it.

    Getting the root canal was a funny sensation. You can feel the tug as they pull nerves out.

    EDIT: oh fuck post-wisdom teeth removal smell. That shit hung in my car for like a week.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    i'd rather have steve buscemi teeth than this tiny gap i got between my two front teeth

    it annoys me so much

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I had my wisom teeth removed in boot camp. It was pretty lame.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i'd rather have steve buscemi teeth than this tiny gap i got between my two front teeth

    it annoys me so much

    you say that now, but trust me son

    this ain't no good look

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i'd be a pretty handsome fellow if i got braces

    right now i look like a pedophile with these steve buschemi teeth

    People tell me I have a nice smile and white teeth.

    I don't think they look too closely, but at least I can thank braces for straight teeth!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin gives the toothiest of blowjobs. It's like getting head from a wood chipper.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Anjin gives the toothiest of blowjobs. It's like getting head from a wood chipper.

    Or a cotton gin.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have a hole in my tooth because the cap fell off.

    It's been there for a few months but I don't have dental sooooo whatever.

    Also all of my wisdom teeth are coming in right now.

    Sometimes I taste blood, sometimes it just hurts.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Anjin gives the toothiest of blowjobs. It's like getting head from a wood chipper.

    Or a cotton gin.

    Trust me a landscaping metaphor is much more apt.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Anjin gives the toothiest of blowjobs. It's like getting head from a wood chipper.

    Or a cotton gin.

    Trust me a landscaping metaphor is much more apt.

    oh cause he's mexican gotcha

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Anjin gives the toothiest of blowjobs. It's like getting head from a wood chipper.

    Or a cotton gin.

    Trust me a landscaping metaphor is much more apt.

    oh cause he's mexican gotcha

    by all rights, wouldn't a weed whacker be more apt then?

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    A weed whacker doesn't have teeth

    Keep up

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what I hate about the dentist is that you can't have a conversation with them. it's like, even if you're at the doctor and you've got a camera up your butthole you can still chat, you know?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Green wrote: »
    A weed whacker doesn't have teeth

    Keep up

    he makes up for it with his tongue, believe me

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    9 out of 10 dentists recommend you eat more sugar



    When I was in my coma they removed my wisdom teeth it was nice to fine out about a year after the fact

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    what I hate about the dentist is that you can't have a conversation with them. it's like, even if you're at the doctor and you've got a camera up your butthole you can still chat, you know?

    Dentist isn't even there half the time, just some dental assistant who totally flunked high school

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  • DeadlySherpaDeadlySherpa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hey how do you know if you have a cavity or not? my front bottom excelsior was hurting today

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you go to the dentist and have them check it out

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i have terrible dental hygiene

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    poo
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    who cares when you got muscles like dat

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hey how do you know if you have a cavity or not? my front bottom excelsior was hurting today

    your excelsior?

    Like

    Stan Lee?

    #pipe on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ITT Deadly Sherpa's teeth do not work like those of mortals

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    found out about gum recession recently

    don't think i'm affected but i never forget to floss anymore

    shit ain't reversible dog

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