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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Can't you take time off for a week or two?

    Because of the 24/7 nature of the job, time off has to be coordinated with the rest of the team and scheduled accordingly.

    I get mine in July.

    Silas Brown on
  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    man laughing at the jews in the holocaust would be an asshole move no matter what

    but jokes like "my father died in auschwitz - he fell off a guard tower!" are a different matter

    edit: well done moriarty, i wasn't sure if that joke would be clear

    fine work

    I'd have a feeling that the only reason we'd laugh is out of spite of the thread.

    Bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    edit: well done moriarty, i wasn't sure if that joke would be clear

    fine work

    I rather liked it, I just wasn't sure I got it right :D

    Silas Brown on
  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fascist. That is awesome.

    Bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man, there were 9/11 jokes days after it happened.

    Richy on
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  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I very much like Echo's last post in the Kworn thread.

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    man laughing at the jews in the holocaust would be an asshole move no matter what

    but jokes like "my father died in auschwitz - he fell off a guard tower!" are a different matter

    edit: well done moriarty, i wasn't sure if that joke would be clear

    fine work

    I'd have a feeling that the only reason we'd laugh is out of spite of the thread.

    I laughed at the fact he godwinn'd his own thread... so in a sense I was having a laugh at the expense of the holocaust.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    Fascist. That is awesome.

    DOWN WITH THE CORRUPT PIGS

    Echo on
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bogart wrote: »
    No. The radio has just informed me that they're making a musical of Jade Goody's life. My breaking point has been reached. Where is my automatic assault rifle and how far away is the nearest belltower?

    I... at least some of the proftits are going to her kids right?

    Aldo, it's merely the first part.

    Leitner on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    man laughing at the jews in the holocaust would be an asshole move no matter what

    but jokes like "my father died in auschwitz - he fell off a guard tower!" are a different matter

    edit: well done moriarty, i wasn't sure if that joke would be clear

    fine work

    I'd have a feeling that the only reason we'd laugh is out of spite of the thread.

    I laughed at the fact he godwinn'd his own thread... so in a sense I was having a laugh at the expense of the holocaust.

    I'm sure the holocaust will forgive you.

    Silas Brown on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, there were 9/11 jokes days after it happened.
    I think I may have made one that day. I can’t remember.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »

    You're trying to shame me for working on porn in a thread that's like half lawyers? Seriously? Man, context.

    Just thought I'd point out that while my major may be a study of masturbation ("circle jerks" is the preferred nomenclature) that at least it's not my job

    Not mine either. I don't go in front of the camera, ever. That would be stupid, stick the ugly guy who knows how to work all the machines and put everything together in an acting role? Seriously? Come on man, the objective is to make money not lose it, leaving aside the whole crime against humanity thing.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Fascist. That is awesome.

    DOWN WITH THE CORRUPT PIGS

    If I've learned anything from the Daily Show these past 2 days it's been that Sweden = Socialism = Tons of Models = Fascism.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, there were 9/11 jokes days after it happened.
    I think I may have made one that day. I can’t remember.

    Didn't take many days for the "I <airplane> NY" tshirts to appear.

    Echo on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »

    You're trying to shame me for working on porn in a thread that's like half lawyers? Seriously? Man, context.

    Just thought I'd point out that while my major may be a study of masturbation ("circle jerks" is the preferred nomenclature) that at least it's not my job

    Not mine either. I don't go in front of the camera, ever. That would be stupid, stick the ugly guy who knows how to work all the machines and put everything together in an acting role? Seriously? Come on man, the objective is to make money not lose it, leaving aside the whole crime against humanity thing.

    So you do not aid in the production of materials one of the purposes of which is to ease the process of masturbation?

    I can't wait to see how you miss the point of this post.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »

    You're trying to shame me for working on porn in a thread that's like half lawyers? Seriously? Man, context.

    Just thought I'd point out that while my major may be a study of masturbation ("circle jerks" is the preferred nomenclature) that at least it's not my job

    Not mine either. I don't go in front of the camera, ever. That would be stupid, stick the ugly guy who knows how to work all the machines and put everything together in an acting role? Seriously? Come on man, the objective is to make money not lose it, leaving aside the whole crime against humanity thing.

    i've seen guys in porn who are far uglier than you

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    For what it’s worth, the joke wasn’t intentional, because I only heard about a plane hitting the tower and it wasn’t real to me.

    Assuming I did make it. I think I may have.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, there were 9/11 jokes days after it happened.
    I think I may have made one that day. I can’t remember.

    Didn't take many days for the "I <airplane> NY" tshirts to appear.

    I saw a Counter-Strike style "Terrorists Win" joke maybe a week later.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, there were 9/11 jokes days after it happened.
    I think I may have made one that day. I can’t remember.

    Didn't take many days for the "I <airplane> NY" tshirts to appear.

    I saw a Counter-Strike style "Terrorists Win" joke maybe a week later.

    And they were all hilarious.

    Honestly, I think some people just won't ever get it.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There is so much sexual innuendo in VC's post. :P

    Aldo on
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    I think the 9/11 video set to Benny Hill music appeared pretty quickly.

    Bogart on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral has an I <Plane> NY t-shirt from tshirthell.com.

    We talked about it once, about how wearing it in my part of the country now would get your ass kicked but because of the whole emotional disconnect thing that happens because he's on the west coast, it's not as big of a deal.

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  • TaximesTaximes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, there were 9/11 jokes days after it happened.
    I think I may have made one that day. I can’t remember.

    Didn't take many days for the "I <airplane> NY" tshirts to appear.

    Literally minutes after he heard about the attacks a friend of mine made a joke along the lines of, "I guess they're going to have to call it the Square now."

    Taximes on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Taximes wrote: »
    Literally minutes after he heard about the attacks a friend of mine made a joke along the lines of, "I guess they're going to have to call it the Square now."

    That...doesn't make any sense. What the fuck does Times Square have to do with the WTC? For that matter, why would "Times" be dropped?

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I wish God was real so, when I flip off the sky, I would only be half-crazy.

    Silas Brown on
  • TaximesTaximes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Taximes wrote: »
    Literally minutes after he heard about the attacks a friend of mine made a joke along the lines of, "I guess they're going to have to call it the Square now."

    That...doesn't make any sense. What the fuck does Times Square have to do with the WTC? For that matter, why would "Times" be dropped?

    He was referring to one side of the Pentagon being hit.

    Taximes on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    So you do not aid in the production of materials one of the purposes of which is to ease the process of masturbation?

    I can't wait to see how you miss the point of this post.



    I wouldn't say it eases the process.

    Locked doors ease the process. 5 minutes alone eases the process. Lube, loose pants/underwear. Those ease the process.






    Porn more accurately fuels it. It's creative energy.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I wish God was real so, when I flip off the sky, I would only be half-crazy.

    I only wish he's real if he will give me a sportscar.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Taximes wrote: »
    Literally minutes after he heard about the attacks a friend of mine made a joke along the lines of, "I guess they're going to have to call it the Square now."

    That...doesn't make any sense. What the fuck does Times Square have to do with the WTC? For that matter, why would "Times" be dropped?

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Does anybody know of a program which will let me fire up an image, point it to the scale bar and then let me measure distances? It seems quite a trivial thing, but I'm struggling.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    So you do not aid in the production of materials one of the purposes of which is to ease the process of masturbation?

    I can't wait to see how you miss the point of this post.



    I wouldn't say it eases the process.

    Locked doors ease the process. 5 minutes alone eases the process. Lube, loose pants/underwear. Those ease the process.







    Porn more accurately fuels it. It's creative energy.

    My original wording reflected your thoughts (Instead of "eases the process of" I put "facilitates the act of" or something) but I chose the weaker claim to avoid dispute.

    Edit: AND LOOK WHAT I GET FOR MY TROUBLE! SOME WISE GUY BUSTIN' MY CHOPS

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I wish God was real so, when I flip off the sky, I would only be half-crazy.

    assuming god was real, isn't not believing in him more of a fuck you than actually flipping him off ever could be?

    it seems like you are already performing the ultimate offense if god is real so the whole flipping him off thing is kinda superfluous.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Taximes wrote: »
    Taximes wrote: »
    Literally minutes after he heard about the attacks a friend of mine made a joke along the lines of, "I guess they're going to have to call it the Square now."

    That...doesn't make any sense. What the fuck does Times Square have to do with the WTC? For that matter, why would "Times" be dropped?

    He was referring to one side of the Pentagon being hit.

    Okay yeah, that makes more sense.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The one I heard was about the "first 9/11-caused divorce".

    A man who worked in the WTC left his wife that morning before the attacks, but instead of going to his office he went to his mistress. They turned off the TV and cell phones and went at it like bunnies. When he was done, he turned his cell phone back on, to see he got dozens of messages from his panicking wife. He called her back.

    "Honey, what's going on!?! I was so worried!!! Where are you?!?"
    "What do you mean, where am I? I'm in my office. What the fuck's wrong with you?"

    Richy on
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »

    You're trying to shame me for working on porn in a thread that's like half lawyers? Seriously? Man, context.

    Just thought I'd point out that while my major may be a study of masturbation ("circle jerks" is the preferred nomenclature) that at least it's not my job

    Not mine either. I don't go in front of the camera, ever. That would be stupid, stick the ugly guy who knows how to work all the machines and put everything together in an acting role? Seriously? Come on man, the objective is to make money not lose it, leaving aside the whole crime against humanity thing.

    So you do not aid in the production of materials one of the purposes of which is to ease the process of masturbation?

    I can't wait to see how you miss the point of this post.

    I make a product, that's my job. No one is paying me to masturbate. Though I guess no one's paying to to either, so the more accurate phrasing would be my job isn't to masturbate. Aren't you people supposed to be better at pedantry than this?

    ViolentChemistry on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    All you're doing is avoiding my questions and trying to re-frame them in a way that's favorable to your position. I mean, it would be really effective if it wasn't your argument strategy in literally every debate I've ever seen you have.

    wazilla on
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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Does anybody know of a program which will let me fire up an image, point it to the scale bar and then let me measure distances? It seems quite a trivial thing, but I'm struggling.
    I'm not sure I understand what you're asking. Are you taking pictures of things with rulers next to them?

    Bama on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I wish God was real so, when I flip off the sky, I would only be half-crazy.

    assuming god was real, isn't not believing in him more of a fuck you than actually flipping him off ever could be?

    it seems like you are already performing the ultimate offense if god is real so the whole flipping him off thing is kinda superfluous.

    Excellent point. To be fair, though, flipping someone off isn't really a very effective form of offense anyway. It's more cathartic.

    Silas Brown on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wazilla is still in training, we're making him run the gauntlet now by having him discuss with you.

    Aldo on
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