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Every day might be your last. Last chance to make a splash kids. What gets you fucking going, you righteous youth?
I like to make music that reaches into your guts and yanks your spine straight. Make you feel like you just got a haircut.
Lets get 2 inches taller. Its 4:39 AM and I ate like shit yesterday so im' up early lifting weights because
ive' got 2 hours till sunrise and a killer headache and I feel great
i went out last night with this girl i want to sleep with and i got retarded drunk and ended up vomiting off the edge of her balcony while she was in the shower and passing out on her couch
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RobchamThe Rabbit Kingof your pantsRegistered Userregular
My life's dream is to buy a fleet of shitty cars (Gremlin Hatchbacks galore), fifty bucks a piece, and drive 'em all around on Prom night, slamming them into the sides of Hummer limos
Fuck prom. One of my friends that was going to go with us to the show ended up going, and in doing so had to pay his, and the girls, way. $160 for a couple, plus limo and shit.
His excuse was, "Oh hey it is a free dinner!"
We all just stared at him.
Plus where we were going to the show was like, 6 blocks from the prom's venue, so we would always see limos driving by. When we would see people we recognized we just shouted at 'em.
High School consisted of me waiting on the world to change. The problem is its never going to change enough
Happiness is a renewable natural resource and whether you are at prom or brooding in your room wondering if you should masturbate you can find it somewhere.
My life's dream is to buy a fleet of shitty cars (Gremlin Hatchbacks galore), fifty bucks a piece, and drive 'em all around on Prom night, slamming them into the sides of Hummer limos
Make it an event and charge people 75 to participate.
Felt kinda strange to see the sunrise drunk as fuck
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
I... didn't drink at my prom, because I didn't drink in high school. Eight years and countless bottles later, it's hard to believe I was that boring once.
And by boring, I mean sober.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Some of my friends already gave up drinking. Actually I shouldnt call them friends anymore, because they are boring as fuck. I hardly ever see them. They never want to do anything beside their homeworks.
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MrMonroepassed outon the floor nowRegistered Userregular
Some of my friends already gave up drinking. Actually I shouldnt call them friends anymore, because they are boring as fuck. I hardly ever see them. They never want to do anything beside their homeworks.
Some of my friends already gave up drinking. Actually I shouldnt call them friends anymore, because they are boring as fuck. I hardly ever see them. They never want to do anything beside their homeworks.
fucking quitters
some people, man
no commitment
How can you give up drinking when you're 17. Its going to be legal for you to drink in 1 year
Some of my friends already gave up drinking. Actually I shouldnt call them friends anymore, because they are boring as fuck. I hardly ever see them. They never want to do anything beside their homeworks.
fucking quitters
some people, man
no commitment
How can you give up drinking when you're 17. Its going to be legal for you to drink in 1 year
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Nelson Algren came to me and said "Celebrate the ugly things"
Super-rad!
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People ask me if I regret skipping my prom.
I ask them if they regret skipping funerals.
Its the same shuffling about and not knowing quite not what to say or what to do with my hands but no I am not certain because I was not there.
"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."
My life's dream is to buy a fleet of shitty cars (Gremlin Hatchbacks galore), fifty bucks a piece, and drive 'em all around on Prom night, slamming them into the sides of Hummer limos
His excuse was, "Oh hey it is a free dinner!"
We all just stared at him.
Plus where we were going to the show was like, 6 blocks from the prom's venue, so we would always see limos driving by. When we would see people we recognized we just shouted at 'em.
Happiness is a renewable natural resource and whether you are at prom or brooding in your room wondering if you should masturbate you can find it somewhere.
Don't hate the game, hate the player
Make it an event and charge people 75 to participate.
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I saw Portugal the Man live today.
Best. Show. I've. Ever. Seen.
and it was free
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inspirational
I think it's lovely, but I'm half-way through a bottle of red
I think.
10,001?
Another thread was made an hour after this one
So yeah this would be thread 10,000
My prom was pretty much the best day of my life, you're doing it the wrong way
then I got drunk afterwards and got to second base with someone else's date!
it was a good 24 hours
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Felt kinda strange to see the sunrise drunk as fuck
And by boring, I mean sober.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
fucking quitters
some people, man
no commitment
How can you give up drinking when you're 17. Its going to be legal for you to drink in 1 year
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