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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    now i really want fish and chips

    thanks a lot

    now i never want fish and chips again

    blurg

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Big and beautiful is an innate contradiction.

    botticelli would disagree, but the reasonable level of bigness is debatable

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    it is so hard to maintain my pseudo-libertarian ideals when i see stupid shit like this
    this an octomom being on welfare gives me pause.

    Just what how what and again how

    to be fair, it is not her kids' fault that she is a crazy bitch so they shouldn't have to suffer

    it is more about the kids than the moms

    unfortunately, a bad precedent is set and it attracts the lazy crazies

    That's why she just shouldn't be allowed to keep the children if she can't raise them.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    also mcchicken is the only good thing to come out of mcdonalds

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Speaking of fat fucks, the UK and obese children

    I believe this is entirely appropriate

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I feel like her just desserts (no pun intended) would be having one of her kids die of a heart attack at 15.

    But I feel like she'll be dead by then so.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "Leanne receives £140 a week tax credit, £42 a week child benefit and £45 family allowance. She spends the £227 on food and ten cigarettes a day. "

    So who pays the electricity for her microwave?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    mcp wrote: »
    The whole "big is beautiful" thing has gotten way the fuck out of control.

    Having a few extra pounds is one thing.

    Weighing more than an NFL nose tackle is another.

    This :

    SaraRue.jpg

    is what I think about when I hear big and beautiful.
    I can go a bit bigger

    just a bit

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That girl is hideous.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    also mcchicken is the only good thing to come out of mcdonalds

    egg mc muffin would like to disagree

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    i never get there on time for breakfast

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    LoathingLoathing Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You know your fucking overweight when they need to use a special operating table for you in the hospital.

    I'd been like fuck that, slide two or three cheapo tables together, duct tape them and bam there you go.

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This is not allowed to turn into a "What is good about McDonalds" thread.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    "Leanne receives £140 a week tax credit, £42 a week child benefit and £45 family allowance. She spends the £227 on food and ten cigarettes a day. "

    So who pays the electricity for her microwave?

    her toilets hooked up to a wave power generator

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    edited April 2009
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    This is not allowed to turn into a "What is good about McDonalds" thread.

    whatever you say mom

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I like skinny, brunette, plain-janes.

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    This is not allowed to turn into a "What is good about McDonalds" thread.

    whatever you say mom

    Why you gotta make me hit you?

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    ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    The whole "big is beautiful" thing has gotten way the fuck out of control.

    Having a few extra pounds is one thing.

    Weighing more than an NFL nose tackle is another.

    This :

    SaraRue.jpg

    is what I think about when I hear big and beautiful.
    I can go a bit bigger

    just a bit

    I can also go a bit bigger, but not much.

    Also, McGriddle is the only thing there I eat, though it's probably one of the worst things healthwise to eat on their menu.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Loathing wrote: »
    You know your fucking overweight when they need to use a special operating table for you in the hospital.

    I'd been like fuck that, slide two or three cheapo tables together, duct tape them and bam there you go.
    I had to negotiate an exam a month or so ago where the woman was probably this size and had to go to sea world to get an xray.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The McGriddle is disgusting. One time I bought a sausage mcmuffin and instead I got a sausage mcgriddle. Terrible.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    mcgriddle looks disgusting

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i actually like girls that have a little extra and aren't scary skinny. but morbidly obese and needing a cane to walk is not cool. especially on the metro when you're just sitting there minding your business and a grossly large lady sits next to you but she won't fit and she gives you the dirty look, like you're the one taking up more than one dang seat. in that case, buffallo bill had the right idea.

    EDIT: :cry: i love mcgriddles

    and i always get two hashbrowns

    awm nawm nawm

    fuck y'alls

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    matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    McGriddle is wonderful breakfast times.

    If I go to McDonald's, I am sure to leave with a veritable army of McChickens.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    theyre only a dollar so i dont see a reason not to buy two

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    "Leanne receives £140 a week tax credit, £42 a week child benefit and £45 family allowance. She spends the £227 on food and ten cigarettes a day. "

    So who pays the electricity for her microwave?

    The government. When you're in council housing and on benefits you don't even get utility bills for electricity / water, it just goes straight to the government.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The hash browns are great.

    But man. Syrup-soaked breakfast sandwiches? Just terrible. Give me a plain ol' English Muffin for my breakfast sandwich. I ain't fussy.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i actually like girls that have a little extra and aren't scary skinny. but morbidly obese and needing a cane to walk is not cool. especially on the metro when you're just sitting there minding your business and a grossly large lady sits next to you but she won't fit and she gives you the dirty look, like you're the one taking up more than one dang seat. in that case, buffallo bill had the right idea.

    EDIT: :cry: i love mcgriddles

    and i always get two hashbrowns

    awm nawm nawm

    fuck y'alls
    I suppose Buffalo Bill would be in favor of thiis obesity.

    I mean, your typical lady just doesn't have enough flesh.

    edit: wait I just remembered, stretch marks maybe? I don't know how worried he is about this.

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    matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    theyre only a dollar so i dont see a reason not to buy five

    fix'd

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    what is she too busy doing that she doesnt have time to put clothes on the kids

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    matthias00 wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    theyre only a dollar so i dont see a reason not to buy five

    fix'd

    fatty

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    what is she too busy doing that she doesnt have time to put clothes on the kids

    Capsizing boats.

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    ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i actually like girls that have a little extra and aren't scary skinny. but morbidly obese and needing a cane to walk is not cool. especially on the metro when you're just sitting there minding your business and a grossly large lady sits next to you but she won't fit and she gives you the dirty look, like you're the one taking up more than one dang seat. in that case, buffallo bill had the right idea.

    EDIT: :cry: i love mcgriddles

    and i always get two hashbrowns

    awm nawm nawm

    fuck y'alls
    I suppose Buffalo Bill would be in favor of thiis obesity.

    I mean, your typical lady just doesn't have enough flesh.


    Basically when the flab starts to flop more than the breats when you're fucking her it's time to draw the damn line.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    what is she too busy doing that she doesnt have time to put clothes on the kids

    Capsizing boats.

    trying to fit into her skinny jeans

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
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    ?
    I have only seen belts higher on dru

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    what is she too busy doing that she doesnt have time to put clothes on the kids

    Capsizing boats.

    trying to fit into her skinny jeans

    Straining krill.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    i like skinny women

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    so talk of bigger than hollywood typical girls and no christina hendricks yet? for shame, se++

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    are high belts still the in thing for ladies

    i am not a big fashion trend person but i remember them being everywhere at some point

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